Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13584]

Banana in the tailpipe pulling Max

[David Dennison 18951]

I know what everyone is thinking right now.

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

Damn Bochy doesn't get around very well 

[David Dennison 18951]

Awful, awful AB.

[Scraps 13584]

Excellent AB Dubon....dipshit

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Damn. Wtf. 3 good ABs and then two shit ABs

[HtownHorn 14792]

Just so fucking bad at situational hitting. Just fucking lulz.

Edited July 14 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18951]

And that's how you lose a baseball game.

[UTexasFight 9551]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn Bochy doesn't get around very well 

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

[elfenix 34340]

fuck

[cabowabo 4514]

[Scraps 13584]

Disaster

[HOOKEM4 5044]

That was less than ideal. Fuck!

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

Yeah that kinda fucking sucked to be honest 

[David Dennison 18951]

That is so, so bad.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let those cocksuckers off the hook again. How very April/May of us

[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

He is an exponentially better manager than the guy we have in our dugout.

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

That was less than ideal. Probably greenspoint ballgame. 

[Macklemore 2876]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let those cocksuckers off the hook again. How very April/May of us

So fucking pissed 

[runthebone 8050]

One run is pretty shit

[UTexasFight 9551]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He is an exponentially better manager than the guy we have in our dugout.

Oh I’m well aware.

the fun game I like to play is imagine Dusty communicates to his bosses late in the season in 2022 that he doesn’t plan to come back (or that his bosses tell him “we don’t plan to bring you back”) and we work back channels to tee up Bochy to come here instead of signing with the Rangers while we were in the middle of sweeping the Yankees in the ALCS.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 14 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9551]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

One run is pretty shit

again

[patrickdrinksbeer 793]

And that's how you lose a baseball game.

rangers left bases loaded without scoring in 6th, 7th, and 8th innings yesterday and managed to win.

[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

rangers left bases loaded without scoring in 6th, 7th, and 8th innings yesterday and managed to win.

Well, they were playing the Astros, so . . . 

[runthebone 8050]

No putaway pitch

[tx 3 putt 77560]

Bases loaded, no fucking outs 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[runthebone 8050]

Don't worry, we'll have the bottom of the 9th to score.

[runthebone 8050]

3 balls, Pena

4 out of the zone

[runthebone 8050]

Hasn't thrown a strike yet

[runthebone 8050]

We have off days coming up and are using Montero here.  Huh

Edited July 14 by runthebone

[David Dennison 18951]

See y'all after the break.

[tx 3 putt 77560]

 

but we have a 3 hitter going !

[Scraps 13584]

Montero'd

[Macklemore 2876]

Fucking Montero. 

[David Dennison 18951]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Fucking Montero. 

Jeff Bagwell should be fired.

[UTexasFight 9551]

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 run dinger from Yordan to tie it

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

Montero gonna Montero but you can't even beat a shit team like the Rangers scoring 2 runs in 17 innings. So far. 

[HtownHorn 14792]

Espada trusting Montero in a 1 run game should be grounds for immediate firing. All the momentum going into the break ruined by our shitty manager with just two horrible efforts.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

If we don't score a run or two in these last 6 outs it wouldn't have mattered anyway. If we do score, I'm going to be pissed.

[runthebone 8050]

Espada is not championship level

He is a dumbfuck

[David Dennison 18951]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada trusting Montero in a 1 run game should be grounds for immediate firing. All the momentum going into the break ruined by our shitty manager with just two horrible efforts.

The break kills any momentum (if you believe in that sort of thing) anyway.

This is just a shitty loss if it stands. We blew it with the bases loaded and no outs. It happens.

[Macklemore 2876]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

Espada needs to be fired after the season even if we win the division. We are not winning a WS with him as manager.

[Scraps 13584]

Come on Yordan do Yordan things

[David Dennison 18951]

Yeah, we're mentally on break.

 

[tx 3 putt 77560]

Damn Yordan 

[Scraps 13584]

Come on Yordan do Yordan things

Damn son nice AB

[Gut Wagon 8087]

So what's the take-home lesson, kids? Relievers with stuff and control in difficult situations are preferred over those with neither. 

[David Dennison 18951]

Just an all around bad game at the plate.

Baseball, man.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So what's the take-home lesson, kids? Relievers with stuff and control in difficult situations are preferred over those with neither. 

Also, situational hitting matters.

[tx 3 putt 77560]

Heal up and come out like a hell cat after the All Star break