Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13,477]

Banana in the tailpipe pulling Max

[David Dennison 17,754]

I know what everyone is thinking right now.

[Dennis Taylor 18,567]

Damn Bochy doesn't get around very well 

[David Dennison 17,754]

Awful, awful AB.

[Scraps 13,477]

Excellent AB Dubon....dipshit

[Mitch Hedberg 2,087]

Damn. Wtf. 3 good ABs and then two shit ABs

[HtownHorn 14,320]

Just so fucking bad at situational hitting. Just fucking lulz.

Edited July 14 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 17,754]

And that's how you lose a baseball game.

[UTexasFight 9,292]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn Bochy doesn't get around very well 

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

[elfenix 34,075]

fuck

[cabowabo 4,389]

[Scraps 13,477]

Disaster

[HOOKEM4 4,914]

That was less than ideal. Fuck!

[Dennis Taylor 18,567]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

Yeah that kinda fucking sucked to be honest 

[David Dennison 17,754]

That is so, so bad.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,087]

Let those cocksuckers off the hook again. How very April/May of us

[David Dennison 17,754]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

But he still sure knows when to pull a pitcher 

He is an exponentially better manager than the guy we have in our dugout.

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

That was less than ideal. Probably greenspoint ballgame. 

[Macklemore 2,850]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let those cocksuckers off the hook again. How very April/May of us

So fucking pissed 

[runthebone 7,875]

One run is pretty shit

[UTexasFight 9,292]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He is an exponentially better manager than the guy we have in our dugout.

Oh I’m well aware.

the fun game I like to play is imagine Dusty communicates to his bosses late in the season in 2022 that he doesn’t plan to come back (or that his bosses tell him “we don’t plan to bring you back”) and we work back channels to tee up Bochy to come here instead of signing with the Rangers while we were in the middle of sweeping the Yankees in the ALCS.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 14 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9,292]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

One run is pretty shit

again

[patrickdrinksbeer 787]

And that's how you lose a baseball game.

rangers left bases loaded without scoring in 6th, 7th, and 8th innings yesterday and managed to win.

[David Dennison 17,754]

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

rangers left bases loaded without scoring in 6th, 7th, and 8th innings yesterday and managed to win.

Well, they were playing the Astros, so . . . 

[runthebone 7,875]

No putaway pitch

[tx 3 putt 75,235]

Bases loaded, no fucking outs 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[runthebone 7,875]

Don't worry, we'll have the bottom of the 9th to score.

[runthebone 7,875]

3 balls, Pena

4 out of the zone

[runthebone 7,875]

Hasn't thrown a strike yet

[runthebone 7,875]

We have off days coming up and are using Montero here.  Huh

Edited July 14 by runthebone

[David Dennison 17,754]

See y'all after the break.

[tx 3 putt 75,235]

 

but we have a 3 hitter going !

[Scraps 13,477]

Montero'd

[Macklemore 2,850]

Fucking Montero. 

[David Dennison 17,754]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Fucking Montero. 

Jeff Bagwell should be fired.

[UTexasFight 9,292]

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,087]

3 run dinger from Yordan to tie it

[Dennis Taylor 18,567]

Montero gonna Montero but you can't even beat a shit team like the Rangers scoring 2 runs in 17 innings. So far. 

[HtownHorn 14,320]

Espada trusting Montero in a 1 run game should be grounds for immediate firing. All the momentum going into the break ruined by our shitty manager with just two horrible efforts.

[perfectchaos007 6,534]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

If we don't score a run or two in these last 6 outs it wouldn't have mattered anyway. If we do score, I'm going to be pissed.

[runthebone 7,875]

Espada is not championship level

He is a dumbfuck

[David Dennison 17,754]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada trusting Montero in a 1 run game should be grounds for immediate firing. All the momentum going into the break ruined by our shitty manager with just two horrible efforts.

The break kills any momentum (if you believe in that sort of thing) anyway.

This is just a shitty loss if it stands. We blew it with the bases loaded and no outs. It happens.

[Macklemore 2,850]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Espada is an absolute idiot.

you don’t pitch any of your big 3 yesterday so they’ll be available today.

and then you trot out Montero in a 1 run game 

Espada needs to be fired after the season even if we win the division. We are not winning a WS with him as manager.

[Scraps 13,477]

Come on Yordan do Yordan things

[David Dennison 17,754]

Yeah, we're mentally on break.

 

[tx 3 putt 75,235]

Damn Yordan 

[Scraps 13,477]

Come on Yordan do Yordan things

Damn son nice AB

[Gut Wagon 8,028]

So what's the take-home lesson, kids? Relievers with stuff and control in difficult situations are preferred over those with neither. 

[David Dennison 17,754]

Just an all around bad game at the plate.

Baseball, man.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So what's the take-home lesson, kids? Relievers with stuff and control in difficult situations are preferred over those with neither. 

Also, situational hitting matters.

[tx 3 putt 75,235]

Heal up and come out like a hell cat after the All Star break