Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 77535]

 

[runthebone 8047]

We're not sweeping with a fucking Spaghetti start

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

37 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We're not sweeping with a fucking Spaghetti start

He could be better than TBA- but probably not. 

[Dennis Taylor 18876]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

How many kids does Bruce have??

[Rockethorn1978 6108]

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How many kids does Bruce have??

[UTPhil2006 3817]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine going from playing summer ball undrafted at 17 to 150k bonus 10 days later. 

[runthebone 8047]

31 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Imagine going from playing summer ball undrafted at 17 to 150k bonus 10 days later. 

Would YOU like to learn how I made $15,000 a day just working from HOME?

[WBT 20672]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine the ctj posts if sark recruited a guy literally named jagger

[Gourmand 7774]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Jagger Beck is a helluva name for a baseball player. 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Worth a rewatch ….

 

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

Is Surly on Safari bjorked? Tons of pop up ads when I open it.

[kevwun 15928]

That might be one of the fastest bat flips in mlb history.

Edited July 27 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Win the Series Today !!!!!

 

[David Dennison 18951]

Dat outfield.

[Rockethorn1978 6108]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dat outfield.

I’m amazed we’re in first.

[Slacks 6870]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m amazed we’re in first.

About to be August. Expectations.

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[tx 3 putt 77535]

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m amazed we’re in first.

7 starters on the IL, Tucker on the IL for 2+ months … Espada better get some manager of the year votes. 
 

and the staff has done an amazing job, especially pitching staff 

[Rockethorn1978 6108]

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

About to be August. Expectations.

Well after our huge trades we’re gonna make I’m sure we will coast to the AL west title and a bye into the ALDS.

[Slacks 6870]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well after our huge trades we’re gonna make I’m sure we will coast to the AL west title and a bye into the ALDS.

With or with huge trades, I expect #8 and #3 to be amazing.

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Slowest rehabs ever …..

 

so much motor boating ….

 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slowest rehabs ever …..

 

so much motor boating ….

 

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

slept wrong = a Broken neck ?

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[David Dennison 18951]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

Limiting innings?

[tchookem 3919]

Going to the game tonight. Haven't been in a couple years. Any of you regulars know where (if) they display the WS trophies? Last time I was there they really weren't displaying the 2017 trophy. 

[Scraps 13583]

Lies. They would display the 2017 they don't give a shit.

Normally they had them in Union Station big room where the store was located. Since they opening the CF store I don't think they use the Union Station big room as a store anymore, so I am no longer positive where to see them at.

[Rip76 4963]

I hope Joe Kelly has to come in and we hit a granny off the dude.

[Dutchrudder 11154]

Montero for Alonso: Make it happen Dana, OR YOU'RE THE WORST GM EVARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! 

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[oh_snap 694]

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

No

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[billfromlaketravis 11536]

Chas is a lazy fat ass. Trade him please.

[WBT 20672]

I miss when Correa would run over and take the relay from the rf corner

[dr99 560]

ball boy should of accidently let that ball hit his stool

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

I hate baseball. Biggio hits one 67 mph for a run scoring triple opposite field. Meyers pisses all over an oppo rocket and it’s an out. 

[dr99 560]

I wonder if Shohei had hitting a homerun on his parley.

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[David Dennison 18951]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I hate baseball. Biggio hits one 67 mph for a run scoring triple opposite field. Meyers pisses all over an oppo rocket and it’s an out. 

Opposite field?

[Scraps 13583]

Dude im no Ohtani knob slobber like gilbang but jfc that was a shot. I stand over there all the time and nobody hits it over there....ever. if they do its like 4th row.

That shit was destroyed.

The Yordan shot to what is now Ultra Club was more towards foul pole and it was a shot too.

[tx 3 putt 77535]

We need runs 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

1 hour ago, oh_snap said:

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

 

[David Dennison 18951]

Arrighetti tomorrow, huh?

Cool. Cool.

[UTPhil2006 3817]

Chas 5 year extension 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

More !!!!

[tx 3 putt 77535]

2 outs hits are brat !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9547]

dink

dink

dink

 

 

woooooo

[UTexasFight 9547]

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6 hits, 4 runs

 

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