Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[WBT 20653]

[Gut Wagon 8087]

For anyone who still thinks we're just "slumping," tell me which .200 hitter with little power, even less plate discipline and a noodle arm is going to lead us out of these doldrums. At some point, how you play is who you are. For better or worse, call up more kids and give them a go. 

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

A fucking 25' dribbler is the best this group of pussies can cone up with in 2 innings with bases loaded and 1 out??? 

What the fucking fuck

[runthebone 8029]

Loading the bases is a moral victory and is worthy of its own celebration.

[Rip76 4947]

We know how this ends. 

[Scraps 13570]

If Meyers, Chas, Dubon, Singleton, Dana Brown, Joe Espada, Jeff Bagwell, Ryan Pressly, Cabbage are on this team next year I will riot.

[Rip76 4947]

Dubon 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

 

Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

[Scraps 13570]

 
Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

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[perfectchaos007 6677]

Saw that coming. Its Ryan Pressley

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Fuuuuuck

[Scraps 13570]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha

[hornmpa96 2620]

WTF?

That was basically on a tee for him.

I hate watching the 2024 Astros.

[David Dennison 18945]

Awful.

Just awful.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Mother. Fuck. 

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Kinda just have to laugh at this point. 

[runthebone 8029]

Whatever.  

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This is so painful. And we did nothing at the deadline. Nothing

[Scraps 13570]

It takes us like 16+ ABs to score a run. I think we may be cooked

[Gut Wagon 8087]

I'll say this: We're a really balanced club. Our relief pitching is every bit as unclutch as our offense, our manager and our front office. 

[runthebone 8029]

I still think Pressly and Hader are betting on games

Got two outs then Altuve

[David Dennison 18945]

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

[David Dennison 18945]

Also Bochy v. Espada.

Come on.

[YChang 3462]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

Sure feels that way

[David Dennison 18945]

He's not ready.

At all.

[Rip76 4947]

Pretty soon Altuve will be on a shitty team like the one he started with.

[David Dennison 18945]

Look kids, another tie game for our closer!

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Here comes Ryan Pressley #2 aka Josh Hader

[runthebone 8029]

This shit is over

[Scraps 13570]

If you are gonna give up a walk off homer just do it to 1st batter plz

[Rip76 4947]

Walk off comin

[Gut Wagon 8087]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

If this were opening day, we might struggle to win 60...while lacking a wave of young talent to develop in the process. If that's not discouraging, I don't know what is. 

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

Should have been a 3 pitch AB

[David Dennison 18945]

JFC

[cabowabo 4513]

You can’t make this shit up…..

[David Dennison 18945]

Base hit wins it.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Still feels like we are prolonging the inevitable.  

[Scraps 13570]

These teams have AIDS

[Guadaloopy 11012]

If Altuve TOOTBLANs, I might stroke out. 

[David Dennison 18945]

Hmmmmm.

[Dutchrudder 11150]

uhhh, wtf?  That wasn't even close to hitting him lol...

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Gotta go with the umps call.  

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Ok.  Third time we’ve been here in the last four innings.  Can they finally break through?

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Hahahaha 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Keep beaning us please

[Guadaloopy 11012]

We’ll take it. 

[Dutchrudder 11150]

hahahaha what the fuck is going on?

[Genghis 637]

Kirby Yates doing the Astros all sorts of favors. Big brain time of get hit by baseball instead of baseball hit by you to score runs.

[hornmpa96 2620]

Need a good AB from Jake here

[Gut Wagon 8087]

These teams seem to think this is match play golf. Each is trying to end up with the lower score.