Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

Move the team to Fenway. 

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Move the team to Fenway. 

wed have 7 World Series titles in a row 

[Scraps 13,577]

Whole lot going on here

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[Scraps 13,577]

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[dr99 560]

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Just now, dr99 said:

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.

all of this 

[HtownHorn 14,779]

Same with Dubon at home, whiffed the tag and he should be called for obstuction.

2 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.

You mean when Boston comes to Houston, because Devers isn't playing today.

[elfenix 34,332]

Bloop

[UTPhil2006 3,812]

25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jake Meyers Jackson at 6

Can’t even get the strikeout streak record properly. Smh. 

[HtownHorn 14,779]

Jake needed every inch of that one.

[elfenix 34,332]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Jake needed every inch of that one.

@South Austin's mom

[Scraps 13,577]

Keep talking shit about power hitter Jake Meyers

[HtownHorn 14,779]

Wong throws out less than 20% of would be base stealers, we need to be going whenever any player with speed gets on 1st.

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

 

 

[TejasPedro 1,858]

Conner thought it was a ball, he was Wong

[Scraps 13,577]

Im so glad i dropped Hunter Brown from my fantasy team when his ERA was infinity.

[dr99 560]

Yanier's getting good at framing.

[Scraps 13,577]

Conner thought it was a ball, he was Wong

I mean i can get behind racist comedy. You finally found one that works for me.

[elfenix 34,332]

The old 3-6 double play

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

LuLz another Yordan intentional walk 

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Diaz making them pay !!!

[YChang 3,462]

Lol. Love it. I can’t wish enough misery on Cora.

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Damn, pena !!!!!!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11,013]

Uh oh.  10-run curse. 

[Storm the Field 5,302]

It's a Boston Massacre!

[runthebone 8,040]

3 hours ago, runthebone said:

Scoring exactly 9 today, guaranteed.  Hope it's enough for Pressly.

It means Tucker wants to spend some time at home is exactly what it means.

Goddammit

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

I was wrong about these guys. They can rattle the fences on a softball field. 

[Wishbone 4,782]

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Lol. Love it. I can’t wish enough misery on Cora.

This.

[Gourmand 7,774]

cmon now just get outs

[UTHornFan014 710]

We are somehow going to make this stressful 

[Guadaloopy 11,013]

Calm down, everyone.  Here comes Ferguson.  

[David Dennison 18,946]

Never mind.

Edited August 11 by David Dennison

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

What is this fascination with Turd Ferguson?

[David Dennison 18,946]

Y'all keep talkin' shit about Ferguson!

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

What is this fascination with Turd Ferguson?

eat innings and rest the real BP arms 

[Scraps 13,577]

Uh oh.  10-run curse. 

10 run curse + me going to an away game = world may end tomorrow

[Guadaloopy 11,013]

PPP time!

[Storm the Field 5,302]

Dubon wanted to get home. GIDP facing a position player, lol.

Edited August 11 by Storm the Field

[Guadaloopy 11,013]

If they are going to have rules about when position players can pitch, they need to go all the way an adjust the rules so you only get 2 strikes and you need 5 balls to walk when they are pitching.   

[Guadaloopy 11,013]

Nice little weekend series there.  Keep the streak going, fellas.  

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

[Scraps 13,577]

More like the Red Sux amirite??

(Learning from Blum)

[HtownHorn 14,779]

Won the road trip. Should be 6-0, but our manager is a moron. Now we get to go face our house of horrors, Tampa Bay in Tropicana.

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

7-3 last ten games. Good good good 
 

Hopeuflly @Scraps forgets there’s a game tomorrow 

Edited August 11 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Astros-Rays probables:
Mon: LHP Framber Valdez vs. RHP Taj Bradley
Tue: LHP Yusei Kikuchi vs. RHP Shane Baz
Wed: RHP Ronel Blanco vs. RHP Zack Littell

[txduck87 990]

[Scraps 13,577]

7-3 last ten games. Good good good 
 
Hopeuflly [mention=228]Scraps[/mention] forgets there’s a game tomorrow 

I will be there trying to get hit in the face by Yordans 6th game in a row homer


Nevermind I was Kalas'd....dumbass said that one the broadcast and I believed him. Yordan didn't homer Friday.

[tx 3 putt 77,421]

Yordan will dh all games in tampa 

[WBT 20,669]

26 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will be there trying to get hit in the face by Yordans 6th game in a row homer


Nevermind I was Kalas'd....dumbass said that one the broadcast and I believed him. Yordan didn't homer Friday.

I heard him say 5 in 5 games which is right with the 2 yesterday.  He probably said it wrong a different time though.