Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[The Dog 44,060]

3 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Bregman out tonight.  Elbow soreness. 

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That’ll do it.

[wood 11,226]

48 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Y’all stay safe out there while sleeping at night. 

Sleeping. Serious binness. I almost always feel much better when I go to bed than when I wake up in the a.m. Coincidence? I think not.

[Jshep34 2,308]

Sore from sleeping. Astros diagnosis amputation soon

[UTexasFight 9,463]

This is a bad, bad baseball team

[Scraps 13,561]

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

[tx 3 putt 76,987]

yordan !

[UTexasFight 9,463]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

Better than dumb looking jerseys /names 

 

 

Edited August 17 by UTexasFight

[Dutchrudder 11,141]

Pre-game, Orbit shot my kid with silly string, he wasn't amused, but my wife and I thought it was hilarious 😂 

[UTexasFight 9,463]

Whitcomb would have had that 

[Scraps 13,561]

Way to not help yourself

[Storm the Field 5,295]

Sloppy inning.

[wood 11,226]

So, I can watch on MLB.TV on my laptop. Earlier I could watch it on my phone, but now when I try the Astros game, it says it's blacked out & I can only watch it 90 min after the game.  VPN is on and connected in ATL. FML. I guess the phone's location is keeping me from watching, while that's not happening on my laptop.

Edited August 17 by wood

[UTexasFight 9,463]

I did not realize 3 games was our biggest division lead since the end of 2022.

never led by more than 2.5 last year 

[Wulaw Horn 19,077]

It’s hard to describe how a team this good can have a lineup this bad. 

[David Dennison 18,905]

Good to be back home.

[Rip76 4,941]

That just might do it for tonight.

[David Dennison 18,905]

The White Sox just scare you to death.

[runthebone 7,994]

Shitty again

[UTexasFight 9,463]

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

That just might do it for tonight.

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

[UTexasFight 9,463]

I’ve never seen that 

ball through the scoreboard 

[tx 3 putt 76,987]

Altuve trying to break the ballpark 

I’ll take that small ball rbi 

[Scraps 13,561]

Breakin shit

[Gut Wagon 8,080]

It's an especially good night to see Seattle gagging again. 

[tx 3 putt 76,987]

crochet is cruising 

[Rip76 4,941]

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. 

 

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

[HtownHorn 14,698]

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

Edited August 17 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18,905]

Maybe scout Robert.

[cabowabo 4,487]

Joke of a ballpark. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Good grief

[WBT 20,587]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Joke of a ballpark. 

fucking drayton

[Gut Wagon 8,080]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

Not sure what it would have taken to get him, but I hope we at least tried hard. For whatever that's worth, which I suppose is nada. 

[Scraps 13,561]

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

Its called a Mangina....ol greg can show you his

[David Dennison 18,905]

That dude needs to stop playing first base.

[WBT 20,587]

33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

lulz, 55 pitches

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This batting order is retarded. Espada is retarded.

[UTexasFight 9,463]

21 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

He’s too scared to put innings on his arm.

told teams looking to trade for him that he wasn’t going to pitch in the postseason. 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

If Altuve and Yordan can’t get it done, it ain’t getting done. 

[UTexasFight 9,463]

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

So bad.

he looked like shit with a check swing on a fastball down the middle first AB.

so of course you’re going to go to that in the 2nd AB and he’s going to be sitting on it.

so of course you go to the sweeper on the 3rd AB and he’s going to be sitting in it 

(but maybe stop throwing middle middle and none of that happens)

[Gut Wagon 8,080]

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox might just be too much to overcome. 

[HtownHorn 14,698]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox Robert might just be too much to overcome. 

FIFY

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

That new batters eye appears to be working wonders. For them.

[David Dennison 18,905]

Meyers, Dezenzo, Dubon, McCormick should never happen.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

You keep speaking truth and I’ll keep liking it. It’s too bad people actually paid for baseball can’t see it. 

[David Dennison 18,905]

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

That turd.

[Scraps 13,561]

Turd needs to be pinched off

[closetojumping 62,741]

I continue to believe that all Turd Ferguson needs to not be a terrible piece of shit of a pitcher is an oversized hat. He’d freak everyone out with it and also because it is funny. 

[David Dennison 18,905]

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

You just know that Blummer is going to “slip” one day and call him Turd.