Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13561]

Brother in law talk....drink

[tx 3 putt 76958]

damn 97 in philly 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn 97 in philly 

Cold front came through?

[tx 3 putt 76958]

diaz’s first day off since June. damn that’s balling 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

diaz’s first day off since June. damn that’s balling 

Probably a waiver trade 

[HtownHorn 14682]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros-Royals probables: 
 
RHP Hunter Brown (11-7, 3.72) vs. RHP Brady Singer (9-9, 3.38)

LHP Framber Valdez (13-6, 3.27) vs. RHP Seth Lugo (14-8, 4.39)

LHP Yusei Kikuchi (6-9, 4.39) vs. LHP Cole Ragans (10-8, 3.28)

RHP Ronel Blanco (9-6, 3.14) vs. TBA

Little off on Lugo's era. Only missed it by 1.20.

[David Dennison 18860]

Captain Pop Up is back at the worst time.

[UTexasFight 9450]

Oh damn!

 

 

[David Dennison 18860]

Altuve saved that inning from being a complete waste.

[Rip76 4928]

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

[Scraps 13561]

Haha making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

[Hornsbay22 468]

It be real hard to watch the day games in the office when we suck.   

Jose is the greatest Astro of all time. 

[Scraps 13561]

And Spaghetti making Bryce look like a dumdum at the plate

[kevwun 15788]

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry and he can't pour more water on his head in the outfield.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

[UTexasFight 9450]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry.

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

Looking like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Edited August 28 by UTexasFight

[kevwun 15788]

Yet somehow he still manages to look like a filthy hobo.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 76958]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Haha making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

[Hornsbay22 468]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

[hornmpa96 2618]

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

He doesn’t use deodorant at all. Probably smells like the Metro in Paris in August.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

spaghetti fell off a cliff

[tx 3 putt 76958]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

that wasn’t even close 

[kevwun 15788]

Altuve giveth and Altuve taketh away.

[Rip76 4928]

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

Sorry 

[Hornsbay22 468]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

Gotta mix and match up, play the analytics and try and push a couple runs. 

[Pablo 494]

hell yeah, brother gamel

[tx 3 putt 76958]

gamel !!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Unreal that Gamel has outproduced months of Chas in a week.

[kevwun 15788]

That fan tried really hard to interfere, but he sucks at judging fly balls.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[Rip76 4928]

So the interference is a benefit?

[tx 3 putt 76958]

bs that run scores

[tx 3 putt 76958]

jake the rake !!!!!

[Hornsbay22 468]

Someone sent that Tucker stat to gamel and Meyers.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

have to do better zach

you're a rook, zero reasons for you to swing at the first pitch 

[kevwun 15788]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the interference is a benefit?

He never actually touched the ball.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

doobie !!!!

[tx 3 putt 76958]

yordan !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hornsbay22 468]

We should trade JV or Schwerber.    They need another starter, and we need a hitter.  

[HtownHorn 14682]

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bregs and Altuve hit Walker well.

hopefully we’re in to their bullpen by the 4th.

 

Good call.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Let’s keep it going!

[HtownHorn 14682]

Altuve two HRs away from his 3rd 20/20 season in his career. That would put him at 2nd all time, tied with Alfonso Soriano. Who actually also had another 20/20 which was actually a 40/40 season but played LF that season. The current leader all time for 2nd basemen is Joe Morgan with 4.

Edited August 28 by HtownHorn

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Gamel has the 2nd best batting average in our lineup today. Just under Yordan, but above Altuve 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

6 pitch inning !!!!

[kevwun 15788]

I am almost convinced that Spaghetti is going to be really good.

[YChang 3444]

I hope he's on that Lance trajectory minus the very unfortunate injuries. 

[kevwun 15788]

He could replace him in the HEB commercials and most people wouldn't notice.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

6 pitch inning !!!!

Would be nice if he could keep that pitch count low enough to pitch 9 innings today. The bullpen could use a day off 

[kevwun 15788]

The wind is really fucking with people today on fly balls.

Edited August 28 by kevwun