Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[David Dennison 19440]

The last pitches to Altuve and Yordan . . . WTF?

[WBT 20879]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dude Kalas you have got to stop with the top 10 all time Ks bullshit.

That will continue to go back and forth between Max and JV until one of them retires or is hurt long term. Just stop already.

Tied for 10th all-time!  So exciting.

[BrickTop 482]

Verlander’s fastball looks quite dead.

[Scraps 13744]

So we got to deal with this shit for 100 more Ks

[WBT 20879]

Mark Portugal talk not going away

[Mo Horn 8933]

Pull him

[David Dennison 19440]

Espada just got rolled by a veteran.

[UTexasFight 9787]

Hold on to your butts

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Pandering to JV at the expense of the team.    

[David Dennison 19440]

That is 100% on Joe Espada.

[Mo Horn 8933]

JV just fucked the team with his ego.

[UTexasFight 9787]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Espada just got rolled by a veteran.

So fucking stupid.

 

[Scraps 13744]

Hit it where they ain't

Ugh

[WBT 20879]

well shit

No 261 today

[UTexasFight 9787]

Can’t get to 300 wins if you can’t get through 5!

[WBT 20879]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pandering to JV at the expense of the team.    

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

That is 100% on Joe Espada.

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

JV just fucked the team with his ego.

 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

So fucking stupid.

 

lulz.  Yeah, he really got ahold of that one.

[TonyTexas 10682]

7 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Verlander’s fastball looks quite dead.

He’s turning into Zack Greinke

[Mo Horn 8933]

Just now, WBT said:

well shit

No 261 today

He deserves the loss for his selfishness. He should apologize to the whole team after. 

[UTHornFan014 751]

Just now, WBT said:

 

 

 

lulz.  Yeah, he really got ahold of that one.

Pretty obvious that JV didn't have it today. Already had given up 7 hits and 4 walks before that. We stupidly chose to play with fire. 

[Mo Horn 8933]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

 

 

lulz.  Yeah, he really got ahold of that one.

Doesn't matter. He didn't get the out and gave up 2 runs 

[David Dennison 19440]

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Pretty obvious that JV didn't have it today. Already had given up 7 hits and 4 walks before that. We stupidly chose to play with fire. 

Worse than that. A rookie manager just got told what to do by a player.

[UTexasFight 9787]

This giving up 180 extra feet this inning without even trying really fucking sucks too 

[Mo Horn 8933]

And that's 2 runs because we didn't care about stolen bases. 

[runthebone 8322]

Has a month to get his shit together

[WBT 20879]

damnit Ort cloud

[UTexasFight 9787]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Worse than that. A rookie manager just got told what to do by a player.

I doubt he got told what to do or talked out of taking him out,  but going out to “see how he was doing” like he was 50/50 on taking him out was stupid 

[David Dennison 19440]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I doubt he got told what to do or talked out of taking him out,  but going out to “see how he was doing” like he was 50/50 on taking him out was stupid 

He should have just pulled him and been done with it.

[Mitch Hedberg 2115]

Sleep walking through this one. 12 more puts and a day off. Get em Wednesday.

[Mo Horn 8933]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sleep walking through this one. 12 more puts and a day off. Get em Wednesday.

100%

[Scraps 13744]

She asked who starting 2b was in 2016 last time we beat the Reds....she didn't want to ask who the winning pitcher was lol

Spoiler:

[Scraps 13744]

Time for caratini bomb

[Mo Horn 8933]

HPU fucking sucks 

[cabowabo 4645]

Fatass Singleton. 

[Scraps 13744]

Heyward has hit some pretty well just keeps hooking them. Need to keep one fair

[David Dennison 19440]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Heyward has hit some pretty well just keeps hooking them. Need to keep one fair

Well, it was fair.

[Mo Horn 8933]

Off course. That was probably ball 4

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Swung at ball 4 for the roll over.  

[Scraps 13744]

More Bill Spiers talk

[Scraps 13744]

Fucked out of another run there probably

[Scraps 13744]

Got it home anyway thankfully

[David Dennison 19440]

These guys need a day off.

[UTexasFight 9787]

Blue been our best player today 

[uoftorange 1391]

There were a lot of gifts from the ump there

 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Thanks Blue

[David Dennison 19440]

Cool bat flip.

[UTexasFight 9787]

Big major league K!!!!

 

Edited September 2 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13744]

Throw strikes you big goof

[Limp Brisket 549]

Whitley is flustered.

[UTexasFight 9787]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Big major league K!!!!

 

Meant to say “first”

[UTexasFight 9787]

He’s either down the middle or nowhere close

 

dangerous way to live