Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN THE ARMS OF A GIRL FROM LOUISIANA 

 

[WBT 20397]

Let's go rook

[tx 3 putt 76158]

[runthebone 7929]

Abreu would hit into a triple play here

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Heck yeah

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

JLo !!!!!!!!

[runthebone 7929]

He is The One

[WBT 20397]

Ha, good for him

Great read by Peña to score 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Save that ball !!!!!!

[Dark Horse 2257]

Nice!

[Scraps 13531]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[WBT 20397]

WTF is happening?

[cabowabo 4449]

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Holy fuck !!!!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Holy shit

[UTexasFight 9369]

Was Abreu our albatross?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

JLo !!!!!!!!

lol…not sure I’m down with the Jlo nickname 

[runthebone 7929]

After the first, I was about to bitch about the border because I wanted the Astros to stay in Mexico...

[Overlord 366]

Singleton! You magnificent fat bastard!!

[Snake Diggity 4614]

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I predict success for Jon Singleton.

I tried to tell yall.

[Rip76 4909]

114 Exit velocity 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

4-4 RISP today !!!!

[cabowabo 4449]

Ok Julia, leave them alone. 

[Overlord 366]

Julia, back the fuck off

[tx 3 putt 76158]

JLo is a cook too. He has an instagram for just his cooking 

Edited May 1 by tx 3 putt

[BrickTop 474]

Singleton doesn’t seem to have Abreu’s bat speed problem.

[Overlord 366]

Somewhere right now Abreu is eating a baloney sandwich in a stinky locker room. 
 

With 40 million left on his contract

Edited May 1 by Overlord
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[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

im all in on that. Just my type, ex ballerina too 

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

Can’t  judge a flyball.

do not want 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[Macklemore 2899]

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

He is The One

[WBT 20397]

Y'all keep talking shit about Hunter Brown!

ERA<9

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

,ex ballerina too 

[Overlord 366]

Hunter is really channeling his inner Verlander hard. 
 

He turned down two different balls. Like Verlander, he knew within seconds the ball just wasn’t right. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

not all stats should be weighted the same, and some should carry no weight 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Was Abreu our albatross?

Yes. 

[Beau Vine 53964]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Haha, look at that mother fucker bat flip!

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

I really wanted Seth Beer to work out for the jersey sales, but Cooks on number 10 jerseys works too. 

[Snake Diggity 4614]

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

At the tail end of our podcast I said basically Cleveland is the inverse of USA. Inverse records. Inverse luck. I’d be surprised if we don’t play much better ball than them over the last 135 games. 

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[Wulaw Horn 18963]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Haha, look at that mother fucker bat flip!

He bat flipped his walk in the third inning.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Crane should pay mlb for a weekend in mexico city every april

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

Bold statement in a game we have 8 runs through 4 innings 

 

Edited May 1 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9369]

Welcome to the bigs, rook 

[UTexasFight 9369]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

At the tail end of our podcast I said basically Cleveland is the inverse of USA. Inverse records. Inverse luck. I’d be surprised if we don’t play much better ball than them over the last 135 games. 

Memorial Day is when we usually know everything right? Isn’t that when the stats become a good predictor of everything the rest of the season?

or is it earlier in May?

[WBT 20397]

7 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

And now has 1 HR and 3 RBI on the season!