Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTHornFan014 755]

Just now, David Dennison said:

How does a professional baseball player not get a man on third home with one out?

How does that happen?

By popping it up in the infield for the 97th time this season? 🤬

[David Dennison 19571]

1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:

By popping it up in the infield for the 97th time this season? 🤬

I really hope someone gives him a stern talking to.

[MirrOlure 15320]

How does a professional baseball player not get a man on third home with one out?
How does that happen?

Because there’s zero accountability for failing in that situation. They can just shrug and say “that’s baseball!” and then go check their account balance…

[WBT 21001]

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

By popping it up in the infield for the 97th time this season? 🤬

usually it's by striking out but that was more creative

[David Dennison 19571]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Because there’s zero accountability for failing in that situation. They can just shrug and say “that’s baseball!” and then go check their account balance…

It's super annoying.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

Is Yuli available?

[WBT 21001]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

How does a professional baseball player not get a man on third home with one out?

How does that happen?

For MLB, with a runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs, the runner scored on 50.1% of plate appearances last year.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

10-20

[HOOKEM4 5200]

I should give my kids the phone and tell them to post here. I may do that next time. They were fucking pissed at this game. They make yall look civil. 

[David Dennison 19571]

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

10-20

Barely.

[Beau Vine 55896]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

How does a professional baseball player not get a man on third home with one out?

How does that happen?

The success rate at that has been around 50% for years.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

How does a professional baseball player not get a man on third home with one out?

How does that happen?

astros have lost 86% of extra inning games the past two season or so 

[David Dennison 19571]

You people and your facts.

[TejasPedro 1918]

Tough loss last night. I could sense the force was weak in this fanbase yesterday. People better get their minds right tonight, we all need this win. Not ready to call for a fans only meeting but it’s getting real close to that time.

 

[Harrison Stafford 3393]

It wouldn’t shock me if Joe Espada got axed by the All-Star break if things don’t turn around in a big way. The team is playing bad, unmotivated baseball and that’s on the manager.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

 

[Ojo Rojo 2061]

12 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Nice recovery by Popcorn Sutton. 

[Scraps 13813]

 

Yeah i cant get on board with that.

[texashorne 1195]

Dubon needs to be playing every day either at OF, 1B, or 3rd. Yes. 3rd. 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9986]

1 minute ago, texashorne said:

Dubon needs to be playing every day either at OF, 1B, or 3rd. Yes. 3rd. 

 

And batting in the 2 hole. 

[kevwun 16450]

I thought about him being Bregman's replacement next year.  Not the ideal power for 3rd, but it looks like he's a better hitter than Bregman overall.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I thought about him being Bregman's replacement next year.  Not the ideal power for 3rd, but it looks like he's a better hitter than Bregman overall.

Pedro Leon?

[kevwun 16450]

Leon has taken a long time to adjust at every level.  He's going to struggle for awhile if he gets called up and strikeout a lot.  It would create a hole in the lineup.  They need to either sign a replacement or play Dubon there.

Edited May 2 by kevwun

[Dutchrudder 11249]

There was this gem of a play by Joey, who appears to be one of our OFs of the future.  

 

 

[Snake Diggity 4722]

40 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

There was this gem of a play by Joey, who appears to be one of our OFs of the future.  

 

 

Such a badass play.  It’s amazing how much different it is when a player can contribute in the field.  Nobody is calling for Bregman’s head yet even though he has a wRC+ of sixtyfuckingthree because even if hes not hitting he usually makes the tough plays at 3B.  That was a big part of what made Abreu so hard to watch, an absolute zero at the plate, then he’d fuck up easy plays in the field.

Hopefully Loperfido can end up a high level defender at 1B.

[kevwun 16450]

He's got long arms, so his reach there would be very useful for snagging offline throws.

[WBT 21001]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I thought about him being Bregman's replacement next year.  Not the ideal power for 3rd, but it looks like he's a better hitter than Bregman overall.

No it doesn't

[UTPhil2006 3930]

This has @tx 3 putt written all over it

[UTexasFight 9822]

I know this was two nights ago but didn’t see it mentioned so coming back to it…

There are many things to point to why we were 9-19 going in to our last game of April but the fact that we had 0 (ZERO!!!!) home runs from 1st AND 3rd has to be pretty high in the list.

 

like how many times in MLB history has a team taken until game 30 to get a HR from either of those positions?

Edited May 2 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78789]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

This has @tx 3 putt written all over it

damn almost in my backyard, but playing golf down the coast 

[tx 3 putt 78789]

Hmmm …..

 

[kevwun 16450]

[TonyTexas 10796]

I guess the $40M+ that he’s been paid by the Astros for essentially nothing wasn’t enough motivation for LMJ to attack his rehab. 

[kevwun 16450]

In his defense, the harder he works the sooner he's going to have to start the rehab process all over again.

[Scraps 13813]

"Lance McCullers, Jr. tells me his coffee project has helped reinvigorate him to attack his rehab."

[UTexasFight 9822]

“Lance McCullers, Jr. tells me his coffee project has helped reinvigorate him to attack his rehab.”

That’s not exactly what he said.

“For me, kind of chasing down this dream, alongside my rehab, has kind of reinvigorated me” is what he said. 

But then he goes on to credit this project with somehow allowing him to give the best of himself to his rehab. So flame away

 

the Don Draper gif above is the perfect response to all of this 

[Scraps 13813]

No FNG...gonna hurt our check swing Ks tonight

[TejasPedro 1918]

So the coffee people and business associates are his support for rehab. Well… ok then. 
Are they helping with spin rate, or how to froth a cappuccino?

I think I see why so many arms have gone down. Please go get Strom back. 

[UTexasFight 9822]

40+ years ago guys took 2nd jobs to maintain a reasonable lifestyle because wages in MLB were so.

now MLBers own the jobs the old MLBers used to do because the new MLBers get hurt and have too much money and time on their hands

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Houston is favored with a SP 10.87 ERA. Cle is +110. 

Has any team had so many pitchers close to 10.00 at this point of the season?  I'm counting anyone DFA as well.  

[Scraps 13813]

We have been favored in a whole bunch of games cause Vegas knows we shouldn't be choking on cock like we are 

Edited May 2 by Scraps

[tx 3 putt 78789]

Cristian Javier will go on a minor-league rehab assignment this weekend, Joe Espada said. Hunter Brown is the likely starter for Sunday against the Mariners

[tx 3 putt 78789]

What are your October plans ?

The Astros are:

1-8 in one run games

1-16 when scoring 3 or fewer runs

3-11 when opponent scores first

0-12 when they are outhit by the other team

2-9 with no home runs

10 losses after leading

0-13 if trailing after 6 innings

[tx 3 putt 78789]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

[Mo Horn 8943]

That was a nice efficient inning

[WBT 21001]

1-2-3 1st.  Who is this guy?

[Limp Brisket 549]

Damn, okay.

[Mo Horn 8943]

Nothing but bad luck for our hitters so far

[Limp Brisket 549]

Offensive juggernaut.