Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Pimphand 5587]

 

 

[kevwun 15595]

Jesus Christos.

[runthebone 7929]

I thought an OPS+ of 0 was bad...

[Pimphand 5587]

Guess the player....

[Dutchrudder 11103]

Loperfido in LF, Tucker up to #2, Bregman slides back to #4. Glad to see some more lineup changes instead of stubbornness. Bregs should probably go down a few more spots, but whatever, at least there is some awareness and attempt to make things better. 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

long relief when the starters come back?

I think so. Which is sort of the ideal way to break a rookie in. 

Edited May 3 by Wulaw Horn

[runthebone 7929]

Maybe Hunter Brown should be the one going to the pen?

[runthebone 7929]

Can't even joke about Whitley as an option.  He and McCullers are like Keyser Soze.

[Pimphand 5587]

Just now, runthebone said:

Maybe Hunter Brown should be the one going to the pen?

I'm not sure he's been so atrocious.... Who do you take out of the pen to send down when we activate Javier?

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

40 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe Hunter Brown should be the one going to the pen?

He needs to go to AAA or west palm beach with Abreu to unfuck himself. He’s no use to the MlB club in any role like this. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Singleton played really well this series and deserves some love. Let Vic platoon with him and Diaz and we should be fine there. 

Lulz at pointing out stats over 3 games 

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[runthebone 7929]

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It pisses me off so much that Altuve isn't the most beloved player in baseball.  Stanek's shoulder hits him in the fucking face because he's so short.  Altuve is a complete outlier, and we are lucky to have him.

[Mo Horn 8795]

HPU sucking  early 

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Fuck

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[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I’ve been watching on tv and listening to the radio since Mexico. Freaking Bagwell is on the radio tonight. Ruined. Why Sparky why do you forsake us? 

[Mo Horn 8795]

Not sure why they moved Yordan from the 2 spot. He's slumped since they did. 

[runthebone 7929]

At least we're making him work hard.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Damn

[Mo Horn 8795]

Great play Pena

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21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why they moved Yordan from the 2 spot. He's slumped since they did. 

he hits when he’s playing LF, horrible numbers as dh 

[Mo Horn 8795]

Loperfido should play every game

[Scraps 13531]

Dubon wtf dummy

[elfenix 34168]

Robbed Loperfido of a stolen base by swinging at a pitch so high it’s outside statcast’s range. 

 

 

[Mo Horn 8795]

Bats are anemic tonight

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Good job pena 

[Mo Horn 8795]

Fuck

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Derp 

[Scraps 13531]

Fucking dumb

[Mo Horn 8795]

2 mistakes by Blanco and 2 bombs

Edited May 4 by Mo Horn

[Smax 3799]

time for some bullpen action

[Scraps 13531]

Thanks for the free out dummy

[Smax 3799]

Pena is having an outstanding season so far

[Mo Horn 8795]

Just now, Smax said:

Pena is having an outstanding season so far

At the plate and in the field

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Anyone got a stat cast on that 2 run Hr for X/30 ballparks where it’s a HR?  

[tx 3 putt 76158]

JLo 2-2 !!!

[UTexasFight 9369]

Look at our slappy MiLB HR leader!

[Mo Horn 8795]

Loperfido doing all he can. The rest of the team just shitting the bed

[UTexasFight 9369]

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone got a stat cast on that 2 run Hr for X/30 ballparks where it’s a HR?  

It’s a unicorn

 

Our’s is  the only one 

 

but you get tagged at 109 mph EV, I’m not crying “woe is me” too much 

Edited May 4 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 76158]

WoW

[Mo Horn 8795]

Pena with a great catch.  Nope. Loperfido caught it

Edited May 4 by Mo Horn

[Smax 3799]

that was crazy

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Loperfido doing all he can. The rest of the team just shitting the bed

 

         Let The Boy Play

[Mo Horn 8795]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

         Let The Boy Play

He should have started the year in the majors

[UTexasFight 9369]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He should have started the year in the majors

Counterpoint: it’s been less than a week

[Mo Horn 8795]

Womp, womp. Bats are ice cold in the heart of the lineup. I need another martini. 

[Smax 3799]

How about that HPD just chillin in the bullpen, whose dick did he suck to get that assignment.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: it’s been less than a week

 

4 minutes ago, Smax said:

How about that HPD just chillin in the bullpen, whose dick did he suck to get that assignment.

Probably getting double time