Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[David Dennison 18944]

CFM is on the mound in LA.

I 'member.

 

[UTexasFight 9520]

[Mo Horn 8853]

Huge fucking win. And I'm quite drunk, having had wine with dinner and 2 martinis. 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

CFM is on the mound in LA.

I 'member.

 

we keep CFM, we have at least one more title. Letting him walk was a huge mistake

[UTexasFight 9520]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

we keep CFM, we have at least one more title. Letting him walk was a huge mistake

Not this shit again 

Edited May 4 by UTexasFight

[David Dennison 18944]

All I know is that dude was nails in Game 7 and for that he will always be an all-time Astro.

[Pimphand 5835]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not this shit again 

Putt is a nutt but he's not wrong this time ;-)

[Macklemore 2873]

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not this shit again 

He’s absolutely right. We would have one another one last year if not for Dusty’s stupidity with his lineups 

[UTexasFight 9520]

Sure. But of all the shit to talk about on May 3 when we’ve won 5 of 6.

Save it for Jan 3 “I hate the offseason “ talk.

 

[UTexasFight 9520]

Gotta love baseball

Blanco and Martinez sporting ~2.00 ERAs a fifth of the way through the season.

Pressly and Hader battling the 5.00 and 6.00 ERA bogeyman.
 

[WBT 20650]

Big win tonight.  As crazy as it is to say, it feels like we need to win our Blanco starts.  And Kirby is no joke.

[Mez2 4025]

#HTownPride 

[UTexasFight 9520]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big win tonight.  As crazy as it is to say, it feels like we need to win our Blanco starts.  And Kirby is no joke.

Yep

only 3 Ks against a guy that had 12 last time out.

love that in all of the shit so far this season we’re still maintaining our ability to be best in the league at (not) striking out.

the situational hitting is starting to turn.

.375 (21-56) since Mexico City.

Edited May 4 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9520]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

love that in all of the shit so far this season we’re still maintaining our ability to be best in the league at (not) striking out.

 

 

 

(And we stand to be even better in that area cutting the dude that was responsible for 10% of the team’s Ks when he was demoted)

Edited May 4 by UTexasFight

[billfromlaketravis 11521]

I don’t see the Singleton story ending well, but he’s on the Dennis Quaid trajectory right now. 

[Wulaw Horn 19146]

9 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

(And we stand to be even better in that area cutting the dude that was responsible for 10% of the team’s Ks when he was demoted)

We have the human K machine Joey Loperfido sporting a 45.5% K rate. It didn’t get better. I like Loperfido and think he will get the K rate down, but that won’t be an improvement from Abreu. 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

 

[UTexasFight 9520]

29 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We have the human K machine Joey Loperfido sporting a 45.5% K rate. It didn’t get better. I like Loperfido and think he will get the K rate down, but that won’t be an improvement from Abreu. 

He won’t play as much as Abreu. (At least when Chas gets back)

[Guadaloopy 11011]

 Baseball is fun again!

[tx 3 putt 77287]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

He won’t play as much as Abreu. (At least when Chas gets back)

JLope has an upside, Chas has peaked ?

Edited May 4 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77287]

 

[runthebone 8027]

Maybe the team felt bad for Abreu, didn't want to hit too much and make him feel worse.  Maybe he's loading up on horse steroids down in Florida.

[kevwun 15841]

He needs to start sprinkling hgh on every meal.

[The Earl of Texas 3161]

If we're really on the comeback trail here, it's Framber who will put the biggest exclamation on it. Let's fucking go.

Also, my oh Myers:

 

[Scraps 13570]

I mean sure use stats where the player doesn't qualify

[Scraps 13570]

Lets win the series today

[tx 3 putt 77287]

Dubon has a stronger arm than Jake in cf 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

[tx 3 putt 77287]

Pitcher injury updates:

Cristian Javier is currently pitching a rehab assignment game

Jose Urquidy is throwing a live BP session tomorrow

Luis Garcia threw a bullpen session yesterday

Lance McCullers Jr threw off slope of the mound in the bullpen yesterday

 

 

Lance McCullers Jr. starting throwing off the top of the mound today, Joe Espada said.

"Huge," Espada said. "That's a big step because effort level comes up and now you've got to finish pitches a little bit different. That extra whatever feet, it makes a big difference."

Edited May 4 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77287]

 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

 

[Macklemore 2873]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do they have pearl snaps on those jerseys?

[David Dennison 18944]

Settle down, Framber. Good grief.

[Scraps 13570]

This lineup sucks...quit fucking around Framber

[tx 3 putt 77287]

Jumping on them early would be nice

[Scraps 13570]

Lol Yordan slow on the acceleration there

[Scraps 13570]

"Remember when" AJ Pierzynski didn't suck? Me either

[tx 3 putt 77287]

 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

Diaz loooooves the sweepers 

[tx 3 putt 77287]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

"Remember when" AJ Pierzynski didn't suck? Me either
 

 

 

[Scraps 13570]

I mean that was a fair ball but OK

[David Dennison 18944]

Not Framber's best start.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not Framber's best start.

If we had an offense that could score consistently we wouldn’t think 2 runs is that big of a deal. 

[cabowabo 4507]

You supposed to pop out fuckstick. 

[Gut Wagon 8086]

Big DP by Bregman. Unfortunately, he was batting. 

[Brisketexan 105206]

Big DP by Bregman. Unfortunately, he was batting. 

I’m having a better year at the plate than Bregs.

[Wishbone 4766]

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not Framber's best start.

Astros SP is a real “grab bag” this year. You never know, but expect nada.

[Mo Horn 8853]

Really bad Framber tonight

[Scraps 13570]

Framber

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

1 hit. Yayyy.