Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bunch of idiots

[WBT 20397]

Well that sucked

[David Dennison 18604]

That was just awful.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Who was the idiot that said our offense isn’t the problem???

[Mo Horn 8795]

Oh good, extra innings, because we've been so successful at winning those. 

[MirrOlure 14607]

Gaddammit Altuve would swing at a gnat in his face with a 3-1 count

[UTexasFight 9369]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Espada is a moron. Bunt him over

No one knows how to bunt anymore. 

[David Dennison 18604]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Bunch of idiots

* Idoits

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Who was the idiot that said our offense isn’t the problem???

Some guy.

[WBT 20397]

Big K

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Those aren’t on the back of a baseball card and therefore no one in the Astros tracks that.

Its that he’s not a big boy yet.

I mean- true. 

[HtownHorn 14446]

It’s amazing how stupid modern baseball managers are. B9, scored tied, lead off double and you don’t fucking bunt the runner to 3rd. Just fucking amazing how stupid Espada is at managing games.

Altuve needs a few days off, and he shouldn’t be the lead off hitter anymore. This slump is so fucking predictable because his approach is shit.

Edited May 22 by HtownHorn

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

[Scraps 13531]

Drinking that Haderade

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

If we get out of this tucker needs to try to steal 3rd on the first pitch. 

[cabowabo 4449]

Ok, lay down a bunt here big guy. Lulz. 

[David Dennison 18604]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

[WBT 20397]

Hader seems to have the hang of the 9th-10th outing

[HtownHorn 14446]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If we get out of this tucker needs to try to steal 3rd on the first pitch. 

Knowing the Astros, Alvarez would line the pitch off his head. This team plays selfish baseball.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Attaboy Hader!

[Scraps 13531]

Bregman should nut up and bunt

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Ok, lay down a bunt here big guy. Lulz. 

At least pull the ball. 

[Dutchrudder 11103]

Wow, 1-2-3 for Hader! Now it's time to get him the W

[Rip76 4909]

Smart move Ron.

[hornmpa96 2598]

Bregman needs to bunt here

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Bregman should nut up and bunt

Breggy bunt

[HtownHorn 14446]

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

Edited May 22 by HtownHorn

[WBT 20397]

Let's go Bregs, fuck up fat Coach Bombay

[hornmpa96 2598]

Because the Astros are run by morons.

[Scraps 13531]

We moved runners over woooooo

[cabowabo 4449]

I’ll take it. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

0-5 Bregman 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Pena will walk it off.

[HtownHorn 14446]

Just now, Scraps said:

We moved runners over woooooo

Blind squirrel.

[UTexasFight 9369]

I’ll take that kind of pop up 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Hey hey!!!

[MirrOlure 14607]

Bregman doesn’t hit into a DP!!!!!!!!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

My God Pena. What are you swinging at

[HtownHorn 14446]

Choke up and put the ball in play, Stop swinging from your fucking shoes.

[David Dennison 18604]

Please get a hit.

Please.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

This umpire is awful

[cabowabo 4449]

Nice. 

[David Dennison 18604]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Please get a hit.

Please.

Thank you.

[Mo Horn 8795]

JP

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Just need a single bro

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Good job pena 

[hornmpa96 2598]

Never in Doubt!

[Dutchrudder 11103]

Pena gets to be the hero! Dude has been one of the few clutch guys with RISP this year. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

LFG!

[WBT 20397]

Sunset heart hands!

[UTexasFight 9369]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

They can’t do it!

I have little faith in anyone in our lineup actually executing it. 
I hate it but would rather see them take their chances swinging away than pissing down their leg and be in a 1-2 count after two failed attempts to lay one down