Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTPhil2006 3,932]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

He could have just batted Pena 2 and left everything else pretty much alone, but nah

That’s not what the names out of the hat came out as 

[UTPhil2006 3,932]

Zero surprise but Javi Tommy John surgery confirmed too now 

[kevwun 16,458]

Handing out TJ surgery like Oprah.

[LCHorn 2,751]

Jesus, what a horrible first third of a season.

On the bright side, we don’t have Maldonado to kick around anymore.  Blanco is outperforming his 90% best case outcome.  Hitter’s regression has to come at some point.  We’re getting a chance to see what Brown and Arighetti can do and whether we’ll need to commit to a total rebuild in ‘26.  Onward…

[Scraps 13,814]

JV special

[UTexasFight 9,838]

I’m tired of being 3 minutes late turning in the game and seeing us down 1 or 2-0

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

1st innings are killing us 

[WBT 21,039]

Guess spaghetti wanted to see if that guy could hit middle middle

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Mother fucker…..

that's bagwell broken hand zone 

Edited June 5 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13,814]

No way Bregman stays in much longer

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Productive outs!

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

yall keep talking shit about jake hitting clean up !!!

[Scraps 13,814]

Lulz

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

Cardinals are very sloppy in the infield <<<< this is what a poor managed team looks like 

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Uh… arrighetti 91-92

94-95 last inning 

[Scraps 13,814]

Arrighetti dead

[hornmpa96 2,672]

Cursed this year

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

Fire sale and get prospects back. That’s what a good organization would do. Hopefully we don’t ride it 2-3 years into the ground unable to let go.

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Fire sale and get prospects back. That’s what a good organization would do. Hopefully we don’t ride it 2-3 years into the ground unable to let go.

 

we should trade abreu now, test the market type deal. im good with get rid of both in a package deal

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Handing out TJ surgery like Oprah.

 

[WBT 21,039]

Red light Jake Meyers

[Scraps 13,814]

What kind of strike call is that jfc

[Mo Horn 8,945]

OMFG. One of the worst strike calls ever

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

What kind of strike call is that jfc

in the dirt kind of strike 

[Scraps 13,814]

Need to jump on this fool

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Arrighetti looking done for the night 

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Attaboy Pena

 

Attaboy Diaz!! 

Edited June 5 by UTexasFight

[WBT 21,039]

I like Yainer

[Scraps 13,814]

That all works

[UTexasFight 9,838]

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Posting again so you can see the whole list without clicking. Two ways of looking at it - (1) there HAS to be regression to the mean on “clutch” performance or (2) proof that they’re cooked. 

Trying to get out of last place!

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Hanging him out to dry!

no one up yet in their bullpen 

Edited June 5 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13,814]

With a hit!

[UTexasFight 9,838]

They’re finally getting someone up.

32 pitches in this inning 

Edited June 5 by UTexasFight

[Lat22 4,100]

I’m still trying to figure out the moment I knew I was elite. 

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

Bregman is heating up 🔥🔥🔥

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

 

[Scraps 13,814]

Bregman is heating up

Welcome to a week ago

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

something hppened 

[Scraps 13,814]

Fuck is this another Dierker moment?

[UTexasFight 9,838]

Fun fact. They played 13 innings the next day

 

HSE!

 

(f Manfred)

Edited June 5 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

Medical situation 

[cabowabo 4,692]

Guys getting whacked with balls, someone dying in the dugout.  What’s next?

[UTexasFight 9,838]

“Non-uniformed staff member”

[David Dennison 19,574]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Guys getting whacked with balls, someone dying in the dugout.  What’s next?

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Guys getting whacked with balls, someone dying in the dugout.  What’s next?

[Halohal 557]

delay

[tx 3 putt 78,848]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

“Non-uniformed staff member”

 

julia ?????

[Halohal 557]

show me a loss

[Scraps 13,814]

Useless fact....the guy we traded for Nick Hernandez I met his mom at the only Hooks game I have been to when he played for us a few years back. She lived in Mo City. May know Mo City Don I don't know