Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[thetruth 149]

Tayler Scott is fucking filthy because he wears Uncle Charlies number. Change my mind. 

[tx 3 putt 77095]

no worries, pressley warming up

[David Dennison 18924]

I did not just see that.

[UTexasFight 9504]

Hurry. We lead after 7.

not like we’ve lost 6 times already in this same situation this year… the same number as all of last year.

 

 

Pressly, then Abreu.

Offense better add about 8 more runs 

[David Dennison 18924]

I'm thinking at least three.

[UTexasFight 9504]

Svelt 

[Scraps 13565]

LMAO WUT

[UTexasFight 9504]

Haha

yeah.

Astros fans make me shake my head 

 

as well as whatever idiot is in charge of creating those polls 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9504]

At least we’ll have cabbage leading off at 2nd in the 10th 

[dr99 560]

Kalas about to get a text from Bagwell

[HtownHorn 14726]

Holy shit if Pressly blows this game.

[UTexasFight 9504]

Pressly..

 

hoo boy 

[David Dennison 18924]

Holy fucking shit.

[UTexasFight 9504]

 

 

Clean shaven…. 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13565]

I know its wrong but i kind of want Pressly to get pounded

Neg me I deserve it

[UTexasFight 9504]

I’ve been exhausted all day but masochisticly staying up for this to see if/how we blow this 

[cabowabo 4489]

Y'all keep talking shit about Press.

[David Dennison 18924]

Pressly to closer.

[UTexasFight 9504]

Sooner or later, gonna cut you down 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[dr99 560]

Pressly proving he's not washed and just a pouting little bitch

[Scraps 13565]

Now you don't want to suck.

Thanks dickhead....do more of that

[UTexasFight 9504]

Bullpen retires 9 of 10.

only baserunner, a 2 out walk to Soler

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Guadaloopy 10974]

Trade to Baltimore ASAP. 

[HtownHorn 14726]

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

[UTexasFight 9504]

Day baseball on getaway day with Framber and Webb on the mound tomorrow.

that game may be over in 90 minutes 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Rip76 4943]

Get the series.

[UTexasFight 9504]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

[Scraps 13565]

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old

[UTexasFight 9504]

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Just went to check this out…damn. Hope we get him back by the all star break.

 

also, yall didn’t mention Dusty was at the game high fiving everyone before the game…

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 77095]

28 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

 

no way he's playing on friday or this weekend 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Get him that shot they gave the RB in Varsity Blues

[Chuckie Finster 22701]

This is my nightmare.

 

 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Yep gotta unretire his dads number now. Sorry Craig. 

[Scraps 13565]

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

[Scraps 13565]

Twins DFA Diego Castillo. Astros should probably try and get him

[Dutchrudder 11141]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is my nightmare.

 

 

42 strikeouts in 110 at-bats is pretty awful, and an OPS+ of 80.  I would still take him over Abreu, but I wouldn't pay for him. 

[runthebone 8015]

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

[Wulaw Horn 19116]

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

I keep telling Andrew Maldonado is clearly worse and he doesn’t believe me. That rat bastard. 
you’ve got the entirety of the list right now, I think. 

[David Dennison 18924]

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

[HtownHorn 14726]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

No. The Astros are essentially carrying 11 pitchers because Dubin and Hernandez aren't used. It has been a week since either pitched in a game. If you are going to carry them, you need to use them so you aren't using Montero for 3 straight games, wasting Seth Martinez on 2 pitches, and having Abreu pitch in the half the games. If you don't want to use them because they suck, then why are they on the 26-man roster.

[Scraps 13565]

Day game

[tx 3 putt 77095]

[tx 3 putt 77095]

I hope singelton parks one in the water 

[tx 3 putt 77095]

 

[WBT 20618]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

Chris Taylor still there?

[Scraps 13565]

I mean yeah he has had a shitty 100ABs, but he has been a better player than Biggio in the past. They are still paying him 13M a yr so I guess we can see if they have the balls to do what the Astros don't

[tx 3 putt 77095]

 

the more you play him, the sooner you’re pushing crane / Bagwell to make a move 

[Scraps 13565]

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

[runthebone 8015]

This is a lineup to get shut out.

[Dnaguy 12002]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

 

He needs to 'strain his back' and go on the IL. He saves face. Bagwell saves face.

Then he gracefully retires at EOY.

One can dream.