Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[thetruth 149]

Tayler Scott is fucking filthy because he wears Uncle Charlies number. Change my mind. 

[tx 3 putt 78757]

no worries, pressley warming up

[David Dennison 19569]

I did not just see that.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Hurry. We lead after 7.

not like we’ve lost 6 times already in this same situation this year… the same number as all of last year.

 

 

Pressly, then Abreu.

Offense better add about 8 more runs 

[David Dennison 19569]

I'm thinking at least three.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Svelt 

[Scraps 13812]

LMAO WUT

[UTexasFight 9819]

Haha

yeah.

Astros fans make me shake my head 

 

as well as whatever idiot is in charge of creating those polls 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9819]

At least we’ll have cabbage leading off at 2nd in the 10th 

[dr99 566]

Kalas about to get a text from Bagwell

[HtownHorn 15231]

Holy shit if Pressly blows this game.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Pressly..

 

hoo boy 

[David Dennison 19569]

Holy fucking shit.

[UTexasFight 9819]

 

 

Clean shaven…. 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13812]

I know its wrong but i kind of want Pressly to get pounded

Neg me I deserve it

[UTexasFight 9819]

I’ve been exhausted all day but masochisticly staying up for this to see if/how we blow this 

[cabowabo 4692]

Y'all keep talking shit about Press.

[David Dennison 19569]

Pressly to closer.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Sooner or later, gonna cut you down 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[dr99 566]

Pressly proving he's not washed and just a pouting little bitch

[Scraps 13812]

Now you don't want to suck.

Thanks dickhead....do more of that

[UTexasFight 9819]

Bullpen retires 9 of 10.

only baserunner, a 2 out walk to Soler

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Trade to Baltimore ASAP. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Day baseball on getaway day with Framber and Webb on the mound tomorrow.

that game may be over in 90 minutes 

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[Rip76 5022]

Get the series.

[UTexasFight 9819]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

[Scraps 13812]

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old

[UTexasFight 9819]

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Just went to check this out…damn. Hope we get him back by the all star break.

 

also, yall didn’t mention Dusty was at the game high fiving everyone before the game…

Edited June 12 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78757]

28 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

 

no way he's playing on friday or this weekend 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Get him that shot they gave the RB in Varsity Blues

[Chuckie Finster 23099]

This is my nightmare.

 

 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Yep gotta unretire his dads number now. Sorry Craig. 

[Scraps 13812]

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

[Scraps 13812]

Twins DFA Diego Castillo. Astros should probably try and get him

[Dutchrudder 11247]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is my nightmare.

 

 

42 strikeouts in 110 at-bats is pretty awful, and an OPS+ of 80.  I would still take him over Abreu, but I wouldn't pay for him. 

[runthebone 8380]

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

I keep telling Andrew Maldonado is clearly worse and he doesn’t believe me. That rat bastard. 
you’ve got the entirety of the list right now, I think. 

[David Dennison 19569]

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

[HtownHorn 15231]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

No. The Astros are essentially carrying 11 pitchers because Dubin and Hernandez aren't used. It has been a week since either pitched in a game. If you are going to carry them, you need to use them so you aren't using Montero for 3 straight games, wasting Seth Martinez on 2 pitches, and having Abreu pitch in the half the games. If you don't want to use them because they suck, then why are they on the 26-man roster.

[Scraps 13812]

Day game

[tx 3 putt 78757]

[tx 3 putt 78757]

I hope singelton parks one in the water 

[tx 3 putt 78757]

 

[WBT 20997]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

Chris Taylor still there?

[Scraps 13812]

I mean yeah he has had a shitty 100ABs, but he has been a better player than Biggio in the past. They are still paying him 13M a yr so I guess we can see if they have the balls to do what the Astros don't

[tx 3 putt 78757]

 

the more you play him, the sooner you’re pushing crane / Bagwell to make a move 

[Scraps 13812]

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

[runthebone 8380]

This is a lineup to get shut out.

[Dnaguy 12723]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

 

He needs to 'strain his back' and go on the IL. He saves face. Bagwell saves face.

Then he gracefully retires at EOY.

One can dream.