Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[HtownHorn 15231]

Watch the Astros do something stupid like sign Harold Ramirez.

[Mez2 4048]

I find that offensive as a Ramirez

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Watch the Astros do something stupid like sign Harold Ramirez.

Welcome our new first baseman:

 

[Wishbone 4958]

Finally did it!
Hopefully Bagwell will not be involved in whatever they do with regard to roster decisions going forward.

[elfenix 34780]

[Overlord 366]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

What a long and twisted road to: Jon Singleton: Astros regular starting first baseman 

God’s plan is infallible

[tx 3 putt 78758]

 

 

[Scraps 13812]

Cooper Hummer wouldve been cooler

[Beau Vine 55893]

Never forget.

[Overlord 366]

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

[runthebone 8380]

Well, I'm glad Crane is willing to eat the money at last.

 

Winning streak starts tonight

[Fudge Nuggets 19477]

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Huge off day news ….

 

Best news of the season.

[Overlord 366]

5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

[Fudge Nuggets 19477]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Same here.  I thought he was really going to do some good things for us, but other than a little spurt at the end of last year that carried over to the playoffs he was horribad.  I hope this convinces Crane that the team ain't Bagwell's fantasy league team and never listens to him again.

[Mez2 4048]

Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first

 

 

[HtownHorn 15231]

We love AAAA players this season.

[Overlord 366]

 

[tx 3 putt 78758]

[Jshep34 2426]

Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 

Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024

[UTPhil2006 3930]

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

24 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 

Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024

“Ironically”

”Coincidence”

Sure Jan.gif

[Welch 640]

45 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

Let’s not be stingy.  We can throw in Bagwell also as a token of goodwill.

[mycox 587]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Even with the slow start last year, he was one a the few players on the team that produced in the playoffs. He earned last year's salary at least.

[Mez2 4048]

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

[Snake Diggity 4720]

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

“We can’t get to where we want to go without RELEASING Jose Abreu”

-Joe Espada This month

 

Edited June 14 by Snake Diggity

[UTPhil2006 3930]

12 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He will suffer the same fate as IF before him both Biggio and Pena 

[Slacks 7074]

18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He better have a nice Cuban Link when he comes back.

[Macklemore 2945]

Thank God! Agree with what Pendergast has to say:

 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

He better have a nice Cuban Link when he comes back.

I hear NOLA is where you get one 

[HtownHorn 15231]

21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank God! Agree with what Pendergast has to say:

 

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

Edited June 14 by HtownHorn

[Scraps 13812]

Lol

[tx 3 putt 78758]

 

[Macklemore 2945]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

He’s lost a lot of weight by using SOTA weight loss.

[Macklemore 2945]

 

[Scraps 13812]

So can we still vote Abreu into the all star game?

[lilMAC25 4006]

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Why? He’s getting $30MM to fuck off.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Why? He’s getting $30MM to fuck off.

If that happened to me, I would call that winning the lottery

[Jshep34 2426]

Any of the usual suspects at mmp tonight?

[We’reTexas 1477]

 

[Scraps 13812]

Dumb fan...dumb slide

[Lat22 4092]

That may have been gone. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Buddy just sent me this from his seats

 

 

[Jshep34 2426]

Can report @UTPhil2006 and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans

[Scraps 13812]

Can report [mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans

I mean when you wear a helmet it takes awhile to get past all the chicks throwing their panties at you

[tx 3 putt 78758]

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Can report @UTPhil2006 and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans

probably about to start the wave 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Yainer AB was shitastic.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

probably about to start the wave 

That’s not funny. You ruined it 

[Jshep34 2426]

That explains it. So many he had turn them down

[Scraps 13812]

probably about to start the wave 

Can confirm I have seen Phil try and start the wave numerous times at games

[Jshep34 2426]

I'm going to send lilshep down there in next inning to start the wave next to them.

[cabowabo 4692]

Does Abreu make that play?