Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[BrazilHorn 6852]

Kicking some ass. LFY!!

[Overlord 366]

Is Pressley down today?

Please dear God somebody say yes. 
 

If we don’t hold, I don’t think I’ll make it. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

So far this is my favorite game of the year. The most expensive…but fun!

Jake would have had that! 😊

[LCHorn 2751]

And made the CF look bad, win-win

[WBT 20989]

Did Altuve throw a shoe on the way to 3rd? 

[Mo Horn 8939]

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

And made the CF look bad, win-win

Jake makes that catch for them !!!!

[David Dennison 19560]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

Knowing Altuve, we'd probably have one out if he had tried.

Edited June 22 by David Dennison

[BrazilHorn 6852]

Bases loaded no outs. Shit’s getting real!!

[patrickdrinksbeer 820]

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

still cannot figure this out

[WBT 20989]

26 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake! 
maybe a 5th Of. That one doesn’t count though. Reasons. 

Didn't even have to rely on unsustainable babip for that one

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

still cannot figure this out

Even if he was tagging he should have been able to score once the ball bounced on the track.  I don't get it.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Ha. Some amazeball plays this inning. 

[Mo Horn 8939]

How did they not get an out there? 

[WBT 20989]

what in the actual fuck was he doing?

[UTexasFight 9819]

That’s some Astros April-May 2024 level shit 

[Overlord 366]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

He went right when he was supposed to go left

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Wow

[WBT 20989]

I think that was a catch and drop on the transfer.  And that's why Gunnar wasn't sure what to do. 

Glad the ump didn't call it that way or it would have been a double or even triple play.

Edited June 22 by WBT

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

That should be a hit. Catching that ball was not an ordinary effort play. Outstanding to glove it and then everything went to shit (for the O’s). 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

what in the actual fuck was he doing?

I think he thought he could get a double play. Tag and then throw to first. When he missed his brain just locked up. 

[David Dennison 19560]

Please hit a HR just so I can see you pimp it.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Jake’s hits a grand slam and I’ll buy a jersey

Oh well

 

[Overlord 366]

Didn’t even put the ball in play. 
 

Atta boy Rake Farm

[tx 3 putt 78717]

WoW x 2

[WBT 20989]

lulz, even Singleton did something

[Overlord 366]

Ya’ll keep talking shit about that fat fuck Singleton

[Mo Horn 8939]

The dreaded double digit runs scored. We'll be scoreless the rest of the weekend. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Well 10 run rule. Take rest of the weekend off.

[runthebone 8379]

Don't be bitches about double figures.  It didn't affect the Ori--oh well.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Doobie needs to play every day 

[hornmpa96 2669]

[Mo Horn 8939]

Loperfido 3-4

[tx 3 putt 78717]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Edited June 22 by tx 3 putt

[David Dennison 19560]

I mean, OK.

[WBT 20989]

damn, is this our best inning in like 3 years?

[runthebone 8379]

Seen enough Loperfido to bench him for a week.

[BrickTop 487]

Loperfido has earned a shot.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Doobie needs to play every day 

He could be everyday shortstop for a lot of teams. Maybe this one.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Loperfido 3-4

I’m about to text his sister

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This is so true bro

[Overlord 366]

Holy shit. J Lo. Take a bow. You’re a major leaguer. 

[runthebone 8379]

10 run rule doesn't apply if it's in one inning!

[BrazilHorn 6852]

This is a beatdown. I take full credit as me and like 7 kids from baseball team are here for game. Stros just shit pumping Os

[Limp Brisket 549]

What a great Friday night

[BrickTop 487]

Loperfido has charisma and swagger you wouldn’t expect at his age, and quiet confidence .

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

This is a beatdown. I take full credit as me and like 7 kids from baseball team are here for game. Stros just shit pumping Os

get one of those kids warming up for the O’s 

[Overlord 366]

I still don’t run Pressly out in the 8th. 
 

No fucking way

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Who is this team and what happened to the Astros?

[UTexasFight 9819]

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

But TK will remind us 13 times on the telecast that we haven't been able to break the 5 under mark numerous times!

Aarrrrrrrrghhhh

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, BrickTop said:

Loperfido has charisma and swagger you wouldn’t expect at his age, and quiet confidence .

Do you write novels, bro?

[HtownHorn 15235]

Bloss's shoulder is going to need surgery, but what a hell of an inning.