Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Fascinating 

[HtownHorn 15235]

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Oh noes, they've almost cut it in half

Great fucking call.

[Scraps 13807]

Lol these fucking limp dicks

[David Dennison 19560]

Wow.

Just wow.

[BrazilHorn 6852]

What in the ever loving fuck is going on? 
bring someone in who can get a handful of outs please. 
Jesus

[tx 3 putt 78717]

[WBT 20989]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Great fucking call.

congrats

[Guadaloopy 11138]

ell oh ell

[HtownHorn 15235]

Espada is such a fucking moron.

[UTexasFight 9819]

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Can we get 5 outs before they get 6 runs?

Uhhh

Now we’re on the wrong side

4 outs before they get 3 runs…

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Wow

[Overlord 366]

This game is over. 
 

Its fucking over!

[hornmpa96 2669]

Save situation now! Unreal!

[David Dennison 19560]

Is there anyone in this thread who thinks we're going to win?

[HtownHorn 15235]

Just now, WBT said:

congrats

I'm not the idiot that didn't see this coming.

[LCHorn 2751]

Espada=Charlie Strong

[UTexasFight 9819]

20 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Ok. I am sending a couple of 14U pitchers down from section 122. 
 

 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

We got hosed on that check swing call 

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone in this thread who thinks we're going to win?

No. Not one. Unless they aren’t breathing. 

[David Dennison 19560]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

We got hosed on that check swing call 

We did, but still. Come on.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Never let them get the 2 pt conversion.

a FG in the 9th and we’ll blow it in overtime 

 

[runthebone 8379]

40 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We're going to need Hader, won't we.

Haha!  Fuck

[Limp Brisket 549]

lol 

[WBT 20989]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada is such a fucking moron.

yep, should have gone with the high leverage guys on short rest in a 10 run game

not on the players at all

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

19 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe not by the time this game is over!  

Tied in run differential now. Pissed away 8 so far. 

[TejasPedro 1918]

Stros bout to put up 8 runs in the 8th, jk.

[David Dennison 19560]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

yep, should have gone with the high leverage guys on short rest in a 10 run game

not on the players at all

Or pull the dude who let Henderson hit an upper deck bomb before he faces him again.

Just a thought.

[WBT 20989]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I'm not the idiot that didn't see this coming.

we're still winning by 3

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Pathetic. We need 10 more runs to feel comfortable in the 9th

[BrickTop 487]

Hernandez shoulda been pulled after that first 2 run shot, this isn’t the team to pitch dudes with questionable stuff.

[BrazilHorn 6852]

Ok Abreu. 3 outs. Let’s go. 

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

So, Montero is pretty clearly the 6th best bullpen arm now right?  

[UTexasFight 9819]

Alright abreu

dont revert to old Abreu that allows leadoff walks 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

So, Montero is pretty clearly the 6th best bullpen arm now right?  

very disappointing outing 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Let’s walk the leadoff now for fucks sake

[WBT 20989]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, Montero is pretty clearly the 6th best bullpen arm now right?  

Probably 7th

[Snake Diggity 4714]

I understand the strategy because of how decimated the staff is with injuries, but Espada’s insistence on constantly stretching pitchers an extra batter/inning is fucking maddening.  There is no fucking way Hernandez should have been allowed to give up 5 runs and it was idiotic to have Scott warm up 3 separate times.  Finally, going to fucking Montero as the stopper is stupid.  They should have gone to Scott as soon as Hernandez gave up 2 runs.

 

They turned a “we’re back” statement game into a “we are fucking pitiful even when we kick ass” statement game.

Edited June 22 by Snake Diggity

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

I understand the strategy because of how decimated the staff is with injuries, but Espada’s insistence on constantly stretching pitchers an extra batter/inning is fucking maddening. 

All of this 

[Dutchrudder 11245]

Did he pat Singleton on the butt while running by?

[WBT 20989]

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

There is no fucking way Hernandez should have been allowed to give up 5 runs

If Hernandez can't go 2 innings in that situation, he shouldn't be on the roster.  And he shouldn't.

[David Dennison 19560]

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I understand the strategy because of how decimated the staff is with injuries, but Espada’s insistence on constantly stretching pitchers an extra batter/inning is fucking maddening.  There is no fucking way Hernandez should have been allowed to give up 5 runs and it was idiotic to have Scott warm up 3 separate times.  Finally, going to fucking Montero as the stopper is stupid.  They should have gone to Scott as soon as Hernandez gave up 2 runs.

 

They turned a “we’re back” statement game into a “we are fucking pitiful even when we kick ass” statement game.

Hernandez should have never pitched to Henderson a second time.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I had a helluva a buzz going little while ago. Buzz kill Astros

[BrazilHorn 6852]

Damn. Just shifted over a bit. Fuck. 

[WBT 20989]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Hernandez should have never pitched to Henderson a second time.

His 2nd HR made it a 6 run game and cut our win expectancy from 99.8 to 99.6%

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Espada trying to make Abreu’s arm fall off, right? 

[elfenix 34754]

Astros win!

[BrazilHorn 6852]

Finished. Win for the good guys

[Scraps 13807]

Hey we didn't blow a 47 run lead woot!!

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Win the series tomorrow 

[WBT 20989]

4 under!