Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

So for some reason I’ve watched this entire game in Spanish. 
 

Do the Orioles still have that haven’t lost a series in forever record, or is that just at home?

I did what normal people do. 
 

I googled it. They broke it at 106. 

[UTexasFight 9305]

5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

So for some reason I’ve watched this entire game in Spanish. 
 

Do the Orioles still have that haven’t lost a series in forever record, or is that just at home?

Si

[UTexasFight 9305]

5 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Please tell me you had money on the 2 dingers.

My account only had $0.56 in it and was too lazy to add more.

But I could have had $27.44!!!!

[David Dennison 17809]

Keep winning series.

LFG!!!

[tx 3 putt 75624]

Series won, go for the sweep tomorrow !!!!!

 

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mo Horn 8729]

Great win. Who is this team lately? 

[runthebone 7894]

10 run curse doesn't apply when you give up 11

 

#chessnotcheckers

[WBT 20283]

Keep winning series

Time to get greedy tomorrow

[Gut Wagon 8039]

Scoring 5 after scoring 14? What manner of sorcery is this? Don't know but am in favor of it, 

[elfenix 34142]

[Limp Brisket 544]

Solid game

[HtownHorn 14348]

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

have to showcase Pressley vs a team that badly needs BP help 

Good call. Orioles need Pressly and the Astros need Mayo.

[UTPhil2006 3775]

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Dammit

why didnt I do this 

Immamac this is grounds for a one day ban 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Good call. Orioles need Pressly and the Astros need Mayo.

Mets damnit 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4731]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Good call. Orioles need Pressly and the Astros need Mayo.

Deal!

[Dutchrudder 11079]

So what's our record now since Abreu got yeeted?

[tx 3 putt 75624]

 

[ChickenSandwich 9770]

Dubi, Lope, Rake…….Chaz is the only one with real pop and if can get back to form would be the biggest boost we can get when Tucker gets back

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Chas has stunk this year. He’s also been in and out of the lineup with a hamsting and dumbass-itis (Espada). 
Diaz/loperfido or Dubon/altuve/Pena Bregman/Alvarez/chas/Meyers/tucker is just fine as a lineup/ with Caratini as a part time guy catching 2 times a week. 
If your bottom 3 are Dubon or Loperfido, Pena and Meyers with that top 6 you are probably just fine if you can pitch at all. 
the Singleton experience needs to die. 

[Guadaloopy 10804]

[Harrison Stafford 3319]

Four in a row!  Go!  Go!  Go!

[Rip76 4883]

Awesome.  I thought it was a 7pm game.

fuck

[ChickenSandwich 9770]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Awesome.  I thought it was a 7pm game.

fuck

 

[Rockethorn1978 6060]

[tx 3 putt 75624]

 

[tx 3 putt 75624]

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Why bother?  He’s 30. He will be a FA when he’s 36. Ok cool hook em. 

[runthebone 7894]

They can get him all kinds of sweet local commercials

[tx 3 putt 75624]

12 minutes ago, runthebone said:

They can get him all kinds of sweet local commercials

[tx 3 putt 75624]

 

[Dutchrudder 11079]

13 minutes ago, runthebone said:

They can get him all kinds of sweet local commercials

Need to do a "Blanco Queso" special with Ninfas or El Tiempo.

[Harrison Stafford 3319]

Or Blanco Tequila.

[runthebone 7894]

Plus a local car wash.  Easy money

[Scraps 13490]

Update?

[Scraps 13490]

[tx 3 putt 75624]

4 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

So what's our record now since Abreu got yeeted?

6-2 

[Mez2 4013]

We are so back 

[tx 3 putt 75624]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

We are so back 

Bagwell about to wheel and deal !!!!

[TejasPedro 1848]

5 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

So what's our record now since Abreu got yeeted?

Toothbrushes 6 

Abreu 0

[UTexasFight 9305]

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 4-0 first

[HtownHorn 14348]

Astros without Abreu on the 26 man.

21-12, a 103 win pace.

Got to hand it to the Astros organization, wasting almost half the season of shitty baseball on a washed player.

8-3 in the 11 series without Abreu.

Edited June 23 by HtownHorn

[tx 3 putt 75624]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Astros without Abreu on the 26 man.

21-12, a 103 win pace.

Got to hand it to the Astros organization, wasting almost half the season of shitty baseball on a washed player.

 

[LebongJames 1771]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Astros without Abreu on the 26 man.

21-12, a 103 win pace.

Got to hand it to the Astros organization, wasting almost half the season of shitty baseball on a washed player.

8-3 in the 11 series without Abreu.

Don’t get me wrong it pisses me off that it took this long but there are plenty of organizations that would have never changed course.

[Iceman 2596]

Well yeah, but from that perspective, Abreu is a prime candidate for the USW Olympics hoops squad.

 

The Astros organization took way the fuck longer than a winning organization in major sports should have.

[hornmpa96 2542]

They never should have brought him back from his minor league assignment. It was absolutely clear that he was washed but Baggy tried to save face by saying his swing was fixed. Hopefully he’s been kicked out of the inner circle.

[Murfdogg21 4398]

Can we sell Bregman and still make the playoffs?

[UTexasFight 9305]

Salazar catching Framber today… this could be interesting 

[UTPhil2006 3775]

2 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Can we sell Bregman and still make the playoffs?

Only if for Pete Alonso 

[tx 3 putt 75624]

[txduck87 975]

We are so back 

[n64ra 1073]

Orioles about to get swept for the first time in June too, baby