Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9,305]

Happy Javier no-hits the Yankees Day.

[Scraps 13,490]

Gomber....what a dork ass name

[WBT 20,281]

Gomber please

[Scraps 13,490]

Finish this guy....don't let him off the hook easy

[WBT 20,281]

Rake farm!

Damn Pena, why'd you have to fuck it up?

[WBT 20,281]

Rays just took the lead over Seattle on a 2-run triple

[WBT 20,281]

wake up Yainer, shit

[tx 3 putt 75,617]

Is Chas heating up ???? 🔥🔥🔥

[WBT 20,281]

Chazzy Fizz!!

6 singles, damn

[Scraps 13,490]

I think Stros gonna score 24 tonight

[YChang 3,401]

Who are these guys?!?!

[WBT 20,281]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Rays just took the lead over Seattle on a 2-run triple

And follow it up with a HR.  6-2 Rays after 6.

[UTexasFight 9,305]

I think that was an April’s worth of hits with RISP in that inning 

[Limp Brisket 544]

The Rockies suck ass.  Be nice to just cruise through this series.

[Hornsbay22 452]

Hit both my first half overs in the 1st inning, no screaming at the tv tonight. 

[HtownHorn 14,346]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is doubtful.

[Pimphand 5,524]

Was up in Cleveland last week put the curse on the Ms. Was sad to see ole Stankleg pitches for them now.

[HtownHorn 14,346]

Here is someone's package for Skubal.

Melton(#1), Matthews(#5), Barber(#34), and Jose Fleury.

Skubal has 2.5 years of team control.

[Scraps 13,490]

I think we broke the Orioles

[Wulaw Horn 18,919]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

They need to get it together. Have M’s and ranger’s coming up. 

[Pimphand 5,524]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

The Njuns are a pretty solid squad this year

[Scraps 13,490]

Lacerated nut

[WBT 20,281]

Hunter Brown ERA watch: 4.42

Less than a run every other inning.  Kind of hard to believe.

[Scraps 13,490]

Rays are lacerating the M's nuts

[Scraps 13,490]

Cole hauk tuah'd 4 dongs tonight

[n64ra 1,073]

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

We tend to do that to AL East teams.

[UTexasFight 9,305]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Rays are lacerating the M's nuts

Upping that division leading run differential!

[Scraps 13,490]

Hunter Brown ERA watch: 4.42
Less than a run every other inning.  Kind of hard to believe.

He makes me ragey cause i had him on my fantasy team wayyyy too long then dropped him and he hasn't sucked since. Fucking asshole. Yall can thank me

Thanks for the 9ER that one game bitch

[HtownHorn 14,346]

Another great start, those 2 BBs cost him a chance at the 7th.

[Scraps 13,490]

Can Hunter Brown make the all star team? Lol

[runthebone 7,894]

Got out of trouble again.  Brown is dealing again!  Have to manage innings, though.

[UTexasFight 9,305]

1.47 ERA in his last 7 starts (back to May 22)

or

0.36 in his last 4 if you want to go that route

will finish with 1.16 for the month of June 

Edited June 26 by UTexasFight

[Wulaw Horn 18,919]

Jake 2/3 with single and double  dfa him! 750 ops with gold glove defense in CF. 

[WBT 20,281]

Nice 3U, Kelly Leak

[hornmpa96 2,541]

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

[Wulaw Horn 18,919]

6 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

[hornmpa96 2,541]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

Billy Beane agrees.

[Snake Diggity 4,574]

5 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I’m not sure he’s with a whole lot more than $18m on the open market if he can’t get 140 innings in, anyway.  

Yeah I’m not sure where JV’s head is at, but he should really be doing everything he can to get that option to vest.  The open market will not be great to him coming off a mediocre injury filled season in his 40s.

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

Astros can’t sell with how well they’re playing, but if they did, this is not a bad deal, if the Phillies covered 50% of Castellanos’ contract for 2025 and 2026.  Miller/Abel/Caba are elite prospects.

[David Dennison 17,804]

Derp.

[HtownHorn 14,346]

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake 2/3 with single and double  dfa him! 750 ops with gold glove defense in CF. 

So this unbelievable game raises his average in June to .202 (including a 3/22 BB/SO ratio), a June where we didn't see you post jack and shit about Meyers until this past week. 

Keep sucking that dick, let's trade him for Julio Rodriguez obviously he's better than that JAG who is at .257/.308/.343/.651. 

 

Edited June 26 by HtownHorn

[dr99 551]

Too many Pena Coladas last night

[WBT 20,281]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Three weeks from today ?

 

 

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

God damn even Correa thinks Tucker is a fucking pussy

Starting to feel like Springer's rookie year.  I mean, not really, I hope.

[WBT 20,281]

y'all keep talking shit about Pressly

[tx 3 putt 75,617]

[runthebone 7,894]

That worked out

[Scraps 13,490]

Bunt bitches

[Wulaw Horn 18,919]

30 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

[WBT 20,281]

nice bunt

[Wulaw Horn 18,919]

3/4 and a 750 ops for Jake. He’s terrible. Because he had a month with good babip but we should ignore the one with bad babip or something. 
Dfa. Dfa. Dfa. 

Edited June 26 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13,490]

Rangers suck again