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Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?
We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.
Come on you are smarter than this. If he didn't pitch Saturday or today he is off a long ass time. He has to get work in. We got dumbass amount of off days already as it is. He can't sit forever for save ops
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24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So this unbelievable game raises his average in June to .202 (including a 3/22 BB/SO ratio), a June where we didn't see you post jack and shit about Meyers until this past week. 

Keep sucking that dick, let's trade him for Julio Rodriguez obviously he's better than that JAG who is at .257/.308/.343/.651. 

 

Maybe because there was nothing to talk about and one  of us is a paint chip huffing moron and I’m not. 

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

3/4 and a 750 ops for Jake. He’s terrible. Because he had a month with good babip but we should ignore the one with bad babip or something. 
Dfa. Dfa. Dfa. 

Because his career has had two outliers, guess which one those are dick slurper?

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On 6/22/2024 at 11:10 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 4-0 first

 

On 6/23/2024 at 4:34 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 5-0 first

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 6-0 first

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On June 18th, the Astros had a 29% percect chance of the playoffs, yesterday it was 44%.

The Mariners had a 88% chance to win the division with the Astros at 10%, it is now 65 and 28 respectively and likley better tomorrow.

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18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Yesterday, everyone I wanted to lose lost:  Seattle, Arlington, aggy

 

Today, the same happened (Seattle, Arlington, and aggy all lost)

And the teams I wanted to win won (Astros, Longhorns)

 

 

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19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Because his career has had two outliers, guess which one those are dick slurper?

Thats right. We ignore good times, focus only on bad times, and ignore injuries. Makes total sense. 
DFA! DFA!  DFA! 

Just now, runthebone said:

I think we're still like 8th to win the World Series or some crazy crap like that

If we make the playoffs and make it to past the wild card we are the favorites to win the AL. 

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2 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:
Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?
We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.

Come on you are smarter than this. If he didn't pitch Saturday or today he is off a long ass time. He has to get work in. We got dumbass amount of off days already as it is. He can't sit forever for save ops


all of this. We need every W 

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pure filth …

 

 

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Then:
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Still the most devastating thing that has happened in Houston sports was JR's stroke because I'm pretty sure we hoist the 1980 WS banner and not the damn Phillies.  Hell we might have taken it to the 1981 Fernando Mania Dodgers too.

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1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Can't believe we have done this without Tucker too. 

Jake Rake Farm and Fat Chas coming up big.   

 


Dubon has started 15 games in a row

 

*had

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