Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13490]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

[David Dennison 17804]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

Well bless his heart.

[tx 3 putt 75563]

[Scraps 13490]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

[David Dennison 17804]

Just now, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

Yay.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Yordong time 

[runthebone 7894]

Contreras is good for 3 no hit innjngs today.  Fucking Espada

[Scraps 13490]

Yay.

Lol i hear ya

Yordong time 

Draggin his dong to 1B

[tx 3 putt 75563]

Diaz time 

[UTexasFight 9304]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

That’s fucking stupid.

 

[runthebone 7894]

Didn't know the Mets were such pussies

[David Dennison 17804]

OK, we need more than that.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Ok Looerfido.

Blow it open

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

[UTexasFight 9304]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

Give it a rest 

[David Dennison 17804]

ATTABOY, ROOK!!!

[elfenix 34127]

joey!

[Scraps 13490]

Moarrrrrr

[tx 3 putt 75563]

JLope !!!!

that's how you bust a mini slump !!!

Edited June 30 by tx 3 putt

[Macklemore 2860]

LOPERFIDO!

[Scraps 13490]

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

[UTHornFan014 707]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

Can you please not remind me that Abreu was on the team this year? I've tried my best to block it out

Edited June 30 by UTHornFan014

[tx 3 putt 75563]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

extremely low bar

[runthebone 7894]

Today is the best collective offensive performance from 1B this year

[elfenix 34127]

[tx 3 putt 75563]

Cabbage Patch !!!!!

[Scraps 13490]

Oh i like that

[Huckleberry 32417]

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[tx 3 putt 75563]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[runthebone 7894]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

Are you from the future?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

This is Wulaw’s son new nickname. Doesn’t Fuck Around

[WBT 20280]

Guess Contreras is ahead of the $34.5 million man in the pecking order now.  I'll allow it.

[elfenix 34127]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 75563]

[Scraps 13490]

McDonalds sucks anyway bitch

[WBT 20280]

Keep winning series.

Over .500.  Seattle lost, 3.5 back.

[tx 3 putt 75563]

Love it, the Mets were hot

[David Dennison 17804]

Joe Espada is a genius.

3.5 back, boys.

Keep winning series.

LFG!!!

[Dutchrudder 11075]

Just turned the game on, and pleased to see how it's going. Might even get that extra-innings record up to .500 by the end of July!

[Huckleberry 32417]

Over .500 holy shit 

Best record in MLB for June

[runthebone 7894]

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

Dubin should be good for 6 Cy Young level innings today, but it will probably have to be a combined no hitter with King and Contreras.  If only we still had Nick Hernandez...

6 combined no hit innings.  Bitchezzzzz

 

 

Fuck the Mets forever.

[Macklemore 2860]

BIG WIN!! Winning a bullpen game!

[cabowabo 4390]

Good win. It looked pretty bleak there in the B10. 

[tx 3 putt 75563]

Lot of end of the bench guys stepped up

this team is getting better every week by week 

[Scraps 13490]

17-8

Gonna get swept by Bal, but should win every other series.

Nailed it....kind of

[tx 3 putt 75563]

5 hitter bullpen game ???

I’ll take it every time 

[Harrison Stafford 3319]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'll will be pleasantly surprised if we win this game.

[UTexasFight 9304]

On 6/1/2024 at 2:50 PM, UTexasFight said:

June schedule talk.  Schedule is once again pretty friendly.

3-4 mediocre teams (MIN, SF, DET), 3-4 bad teams (LAA, CWS, COL, NYM), 1 good team (BAL)

Really no excuse not to be back to .500 by June 30 (except for the Javier and Urquidy issue)...which is two games past the halfway mark. I'll say we're one game short:

MIN 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 3-0

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 3-0

BAL 1-2

COL 1-1

NYM 2-1

=16-9, 41-42 overall

Missed it by a game

Actual

Min 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 2-1

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 2-1

BAL 3-0

COL 2-0

NYM 2-1

=17-10, 42-41 overall

[Hornsbay22 452]

Talk about pace of play.....6 hours later.

We are close to being back!!