Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13560]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

[David Dennison 18849]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

Well bless his heart.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

[Scraps 13560]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

[David Dennison 18849]

Just now, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

Yay.

[UTexasFight 9429]

Yordong time 

[runthebone 7967]

Contreras is good for 3 no hit innjngs today.  Fucking Espada

[Scraps 13560]

Yay.

Lol i hear ya

Yordong time 

Draggin his dong to 1B

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Diaz time 

[UTexasFight 9429]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

That’s fucking stupid.

 

[runthebone 7967]

Didn't know the Mets were such pussies

[David Dennison 18849]

OK, we need more than that.

[UTexasFight 9429]

Ok Looerfido.

Blow it open

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

[UTexasFight 9429]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

Give it a rest 

[David Dennison 18849]

ATTABOY, ROOK!!!

[elfenix 34223]

joey!

[Scraps 13560]

Moarrrrrr

[tx 3 putt 76870]

JLope !!!!

that's how you bust a mini slump !!!

Edited June 30 by tx 3 putt

[Macklemore 2876]

LOPERFIDO!

[Scraps 13560]

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

[UTHornFan014 710]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

Can you please not remind me that Abreu was on the team this year? I've tried my best to block it out

Edited June 30 by UTHornFan014

[tx 3 putt 76870]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

extremely low bar

[runthebone 7967]

Today is the best collective offensive performance from 1B this year

[elfenix 34223]

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Cabbage Patch !!!!!

[Scraps 13560]

Oh i like that

[Huckleberry 32848]

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[runthebone 7967]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

Are you from the future?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

This is Wulaw’s son new nickname. Doesn’t Fuck Around

[WBT 20561]

Guess Contreras is ahead of the $34.5 million man in the pecking order now.  I'll allow it.

[elfenix 34223]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76870]

[Scraps 13560]

McDonalds sucks anyway bitch

[WBT 20561]

Keep winning series.

Over .500.  Seattle lost, 3.5 back.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Love it, the Mets were hot

[David Dennison 18849]

Joe Espada is a genius.

3.5 back, boys.

Keep winning series.

LFG!!!

[Dutchrudder 11133]

Just turned the game on, and pleased to see how it's going. Might even get that extra-innings record up to .500 by the end of July!

[Huckleberry 32848]

Over .500 holy shit 

Best record in MLB for June

[runthebone 7967]

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

Dubin should be good for 6 Cy Young level innings today, but it will probably have to be a combined no hitter with King and Contreras.  If only we still had Nick Hernandez...

6 combined no hit innings.  Bitchezzzzz

 

 

Fuck the Mets forever.

[Macklemore 2876]

BIG WIN!! Winning a bullpen game!

[cabowabo 4484]

Good win. It looked pretty bleak there in the B10. 

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Lot of end of the bench guys stepped up

this team is getting better every week by week 

[Scraps 13560]

17-8

Gonna get swept by Bal, but should win every other series.

Nailed it....kind of

[tx 3 putt 76870]

5 hitter bullpen game ???

I’ll take it every time 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'll will be pleasantly surprised if we win this game.

[UTexasFight 9429]

On 6/1/2024 at 2:50 PM, UTexasFight said:

June schedule talk.  Schedule is once again pretty friendly.

3-4 mediocre teams (MIN, SF, DET), 3-4 bad teams (LAA, CWS, COL, NYM), 1 good team (BAL)

Really no excuse not to be back to .500 by June 30 (except for the Javier and Urquidy issue)...which is two games past the halfway mark. I'll say we're one game short:

MIN 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 3-0

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 3-0

BAL 1-2

COL 1-1

NYM 2-1

=16-9, 41-42 overall

Missed it by a game

Actual

Min 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 2-1

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 2-1

BAL 3-0

COL 2-0

NYM 2-1

=17-10, 42-41 overall

[Hornsbay22 467]

Talk about pace of play.....6 hours later.

We are close to being back!!