Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13809]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

[David Dennison 19567]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

Well bless his heart.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Scraps 13809]

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

[David Dennison 19567]

Just now, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not sure who yall think is gonna pitch...it is Scott or Contreras really. Montero if it goes like 14 which it won't

Nevermind i thought Montero pitched yesterday....he can still come out next

Yay.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Yordong time 

[runthebone 8380]

Contreras is good for 3 no hit innjngs today.  Fucking Espada

[Scraps 13809]

Yay.

Lol i hear ya

Yordong time 

Draggin his dong to 1B

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Diaz time 

[UTexasFight 9819]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Are we saving Hader for the 11th?

He's done. He got fully warm before the delay

That’s fucking stupid.

 

[runthebone 8380]

Didn't know the Mets were such pussies

[David Dennison 19567]

OK, we need more than that.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Ok Looerfido.

Blow it open

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

[UTexasFight 9819]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

Give it a rest 

[David Dennison 19567]

ATTABOY, ROOK!!!

[elfenix 34760]

joey!

[Scraps 13809]

Moarrrrrr

[tx 3 putt 78730]

JLope !!!!

that's how you bust a mini slump !!!

Edited June 30 by tx 3 putt

[Macklemore 2945]

LOPERFIDO!

[Scraps 13809]

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

[UTHornFan014 755]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

Can you please not remind me that Abreu was on the team this year? I've tried my best to block it out

Edited June 30 by UTHornFan014

[tx 3 putt 78730]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Already done more as a batter from 1B position than Abreu

extremely low bar

[runthebone 8380]

Today is the best collective offensive performance from 1B this year

[elfenix 34760]

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Cabbage Patch !!!!!

[Scraps 13809]

Oh i like that

[Huckleberry 34720]

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Welcome back to the bigs, Festa. 

Almost comfortable with bringing in Montero if they decide to. Prefer a home run and a 7 run lead.

[runthebone 8380]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Advantage flips to us in the 11th now. 

Are you from the future?

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

DFA! DFA!  DFA!

This is Wulaw’s son new nickname. Doesn’t Fuck Around

[WBT 20994]

Guess Contreras is ahead of the $34.5 million man in the pecking order now.  I'll allow it.

[elfenix 34760]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Scraps 13809]

McDonalds sucks anyway bitch

[WBT 20994]

Keep winning series.

Over .500.  Seattle lost, 3.5 back.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Love it, the Mets were hot

[David Dennison 19567]

Joe Espada is a genius.

3.5 back, boys.

Keep winning series.

LFG!!!

[Dutchrudder 11246]

Just turned the game on, and pleased to see how it's going. Might even get that extra-innings record up to .500 by the end of July!

[Huckleberry 34720]

Over .500 holy shit 

Best record in MLB for June

[runthebone 8380]

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

Dubin should be good for 6 Cy Young level innings today, but it will probably have to be a combined no hitter with King and Contreras.  If only we still had Nick Hernandez...

6 combined no hit innings.  Bitchezzzzz

 

 

Fuck the Mets forever.

[Macklemore 2945]

BIG WIN!! Winning a bullpen game!

[cabowabo 4692]

Good win. It looked pretty bleak there in the B10. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Lot of end of the bench guys stepped up

this team is getting better every week by week 

[Scraps 13809]

17-8

Gonna get swept by Bal, but should win every other series.

Nailed it....kind of

[tx 3 putt 78730]

5 hitter bullpen game ???

I’ll take it every time 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I'll will be pleasantly surprised if we win this game.

[UTexasFight 9819]

On 6/1/2024 at 2:50 PM, UTexasFight said:

June schedule talk.  Schedule is once again pretty friendly.

3-4 mediocre teams (MIN, SF, DET), 3-4 bad teams (LAA, CWS, COL, NYM), 1 good team (BAL)

Really no excuse not to be back to .500 by June 30 (except for the Javier and Urquidy issue)...which is two games past the halfway mark. I'll say we're one game short:

MIN 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 3-0

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 3-0

BAL 1-2

COL 1-1

NYM 2-1

=16-9, 41-42 overall

Missed it by a game

Actual

Min 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 2-1

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 2-1

BAL 3-0

COL 2-0

NYM 2-1

=17-10, 42-41 overall

[Hornsbay22 485]

Talk about pace of play.....6 hours later.

We are close to being back!!