Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[WBT 20278]

get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

[Scraps 13490]

Framber hates America

[tx 3 putt 75522]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

these caps are ass my dude

look like Walmart caps 

Fucking framber msn

bring in king 

[tx 3 putt 75522]

[Scraps 13490]

Damn that was lucky cause dumbass shouldn't have even swung at that pitch

[WBT 20278]

I guess slugfests are American?

[runthebone 7894]

The Framber Magic 8 Ball says:  headcase day!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I hate watching Framber pitch.

[runthebone 7894]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

Wait, is he available?!!!!

[WBT 20278]

they should show one of those in altuve's highlight reel for his hof induction

[Storm the Field 5256]

Just now, WBT said:

they should show one of those in altuve's highlight reel for his hof induction

[runthebone 7894]

Fucking non robot ump

[tx 3 putt 75522]

This ump suuuuucks

[VirginiaLonghorn 4727]

19 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Well we did beat them in Canada on Canada day so perhaps it is someone who wanted a team to asset US dominance. Now if only Espada knew how to fill out a lineup card 

Maybe the Canadians should stick to hockey …. errrr … forget that.

[Scraps 13490]

Wait, is he available?!!!!

He homered yesterday so now it will cost 2 meat Rudy's BBQ plate instead of 1 meat

[WBT 20278]

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

That was the worst fucking AB I have ever seen an umpire have with Yordan there. And then that cocksucker has the nerve to get out from behind home plate and shout at the astros dugout?  
if Espada wasn’t a gigantic pussy he’d be done for the day. I’d have started a blood fund to last the rest of my life with that jackass home plate ump. 

[runthebone 7894]

14 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

2017 Altuve:  you fuckers better not tell me what pitch is coming

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

He is doubling down on his bullshit. 

[runthebone 7894]

Should trade Loperfido this month, get as much as possible

[hornmpa96 2541]

Bring in the robot ump!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Fuck this ump. He’s un American.

[runthebone 7894]

But this ump is a c-o-c-k-sucker

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Completely and totally shut the astros down in the second and 3rd inning. He’s singlehandedly (well and Framber) keeping them in the game. 
I can’t believe anyone is against robot umps. 

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Yainer needs to forget to catch a mask high fastball. 

[Pimphand 5525]

19 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Maybe the Canadians should stick to hockey …. errrr … forget that.

They are on a 31 year skid in both baseball & hockey just with 1 MLB team haha

[Scraps 13490]

What. The. Fuck. Lol that was awesome

[runthebone 7894]

Bregman did his job not GIDPing

[UTexasFight 9304]

43 minutes ago, WBT said:

get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

He needs caratini back 

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Doobie !!!

[Scraps 13490]

Imagine that in the 9th inning the other day

[Hornsbay22 452]

Add me to the list of trading Loperfido while he has value.   We have Cabbage and they are the same player but he has no value

[WBT 20278]

damn fine inning for Bregman even if George was safe

[dr99 551]

Bregman's defense is going to be missed next year

[TonyTexas 10431]

Very nice defensive inning for Bregs 

[cabowabo 4390]

Gonna have to drill Vlad for that bullshit. 

[Scraps 13490]

Cabrera don't want that smoke

[BrickTop 474]

Yordan gave him a death stare

[dr99 551]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Gonna have to drill Vlad for that bullshit. 

We don't want to hurt him in case we can make a trade. Better go after Stuttering George.

[Scraps 13490]

You hit no one in a one run game. Need the W. Fuck the bullshit

[UTexasFight 9304]

9 hits, 2 walks and 4 Ks but only 80 pitches seems odd

[tx 3 putt 75522]

10 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Yordan gave him a death stare

that was f’n bullshit 

19 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Very nice defensive inning for Bregs 

his glove is elite 

[BrickTop 474]

that was f’n bullshit 

I agree, and as much as I’d of loved to see him charge the mound, he’s too valuable to lose for any length of time.

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Needed Jake on base there 

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Framber has a rabbits foot up his ass today. Two rockets from the same guy right at Bregman. 

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

If this holds here Bregman is your player of the game with 2 knocks and awesome defense. 

[elfenix 34123]

pena!

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Pena Power !!!!

[Scraps 13490]

Pena power

[WBT 20278]

Need to get JP a permanent visa