Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13,812]

Lets hope Pena doesn't pull a last year and not homer again the rest of the season

July 5th was his last 2023 homer

[HtownHorn 15,231]

Good news: 4 HR's against Toronto, 3 against the rest of the league. 

Bad news: Last game against Toronto this season.

[Wulaw Horn 19,599]

Fucking 6 Of 7 innings lead off guy on. 

Throw strikes asshole. 

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

Diaz needs to go out there, scott needs a small talk

He’s out 

[Scraps 13,812]

Lol dummy

[Wulaw Horn 19,599]

This should have been as quick an overturn as CB Buckner. 

[HtownHorn 15,231]

He's out, this should be faast.

Boy that changes this inning fast.

Edited July 4 by HtownHorn

[Hornsbay22 485]

South Africans love America

[HtownHorn 15,231]

Ok Pressly and Hader. Let's do something you guys have done very rarely this season.

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

Very fitting for the fourth ….

 

[Overlord 366]

Ryan Pressly is setting up perfectly for a trade to Baltimore

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

This is getting old. And I'm not even the guy getting plunked. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Hit a homer Jake! Another run and Hader can plunk somebody 

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

This is getting old. And I'm not even the guy getting plunked. 

Hader needs to go legend status, nail the first blue jay 

[runthebone 8,380]

Need Tucker to protect Yordan

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Hit a homer Pena!

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hader needs to go legend status, nail the first blue jay 

Hard to hit someone and bring tying run to the plate. Theoretically speaking 

[Overlord 366]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

They are on a 31 year skid in both baseball & hockey just with 1 MLB team haha

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

[Overlord 366]

Go ahead and make it interesting Josh. 

Uh, nevermind. Play on

[elfenix 34,780]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

Keep racking W’s !!!!

[Scraps 13,812]

Dubs

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hard to hit someone and bring tying run to the plate. Theoretically speaking 

True...which is why Hader needed to have a pitch "get away from him" and ricochet through their dugout at 98. 😃

[runthebone 8,380]

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

[Rip76 5,022]

12 out of the last 14

Just now, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

Yep, I ask this last week.

[WBT 20,997]

Keep winning series.

Great job by the bullpen today

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

Trade Tuck for 5 prospects?

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Hader pissing down his leg in game 6 of the season and offense pissing down their leg after a leadoff double in the 9th as the tying run away from a season sweep of these guys 

[UTexasFight 9,819]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

18-8

19-8 if you count the game he came out of in the 3rd inning 

(holy shit I didn’t realize it’s been over a month now …June 3)

[HtownHorn 15,231]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

18-8

19-8 if you count the game he came out of in the 3rd inning 

(holy shit I didn’t realize it’s been over a month now …June 3)

It really is crazy.

 

1.5 GBs today and good chance we are in 1st by the ASB.

Yankees falling apart as well. 6-14 in their last 20, Judge and Soto not getting any help.

Edited July 4 by HtownHorn

[Limp Brisket 549]

20 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

They moved to D.C. in 2004 and became the Nationals.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

This team is gonna lead the division by the break, aren’t they?

lulz

[HtownHorn 15,231]

Minnesota is 7-3 L10. They are playing good ball, just like the Mets.

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

Keep winning series 

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

Dubin starting tomorrow, another bullpen game 

dubin / Martinez / king / Contreras, guys needs to step up

 

[David Dennison 19,569]

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You can’t expect much more than a split when you go up to Canada I suppose.  

[LCHorn 2,751]

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It really is crazy.

 

1.5 GBs today and good chance we are in 1st by the ASB.

Yankees falling apart as well. 6-14 in their last 20, Judge and Soto not getting any help.

Basically everyone their team besides Giancarlo started hot and the national media anointed them a juggernaut prematurely, as they typically do. 

[WBT 20,997]

O's up 2-0 on the M's

[HtownHorn 15,231]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

O's up 2-0 on the M's

1 hit. Seattle's offense is really bad, as bad as the Astros were in the 1st month, Seattle is 10x worse than that right now, one guy in their lineup today slugging over .400

[tx 3 putt 78,755]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,868]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I think the Rangers need a 10 game winning streak in July to not be sellers. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

My free MLB app subscription finally coming in handy for something besides listening to radio broadcast of Astros. I had forgotten I can watch any game but Astros. Can finally watch a game. Might be watching a lot of Seattle games for a couple weeks. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Wish I hadn’t seen that. Damn orioles.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

O's up 2-0 on the M's

Speaking of teams that were 7-3 L10 before they played us 

Edited July 4 by UTexasFight

[Pimphand 6,380]

4 hours ago, Overlord said:

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

When I get my laptop out I will calculate the missed hockey years vs missed baseball years but I definitely am not doing that shit tonight.

[runthebone 8,380]

Remember to discount by 10% because they are just Canadian years

[elfenix 34,780]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Minnesota is 7-3 L10. They are playing good ball, just like the Mets.

[BrickTop 487]

Key is not to let the Twins be up in the 9th, Duran is not exactly hittable.

[Overlord 366]

Reports say Astros have a hard on for D-Back first baseman, Christian Walker. I'm watching him demolish the Dodgers, and it moved. 

[Overlord 366]

6 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:

They moved to D.C. in 2004 and became the Nationals.

I never fully understood why they had “elb” on their caps.