Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[David Dennison 17,797]

[runthebone 7,894]

This is fun

[YChang 3,394]

Damn it

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

Time to purge ALL Abreus!

[Scraps 13,485]

Ah this nutsack doesn't like leads either

[Gut Wagon 8,037]

Does Abreu ever have an appearance without walking a guy? Needs to use the heater more. 

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Does Abreu ever have an appearance without walking a guy? Needs to use the heater more. 

He’s not exactly Raphael or Michelangelo with that either. 

Thank goodness for insurance. 

Let’s get some more. 

[Hornsbay22 452]

Abreu finally found someone he could over match

[cabowabo 4,390]

Welp. He gone for a while. 

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Well, it was a good run 

[Scraps 13,485]

God dammit

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

Motherfuck

[elfenix 34,109]

fuck

[runthebone 7,894]

Where did it hit him

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Start the sell off

bregman 

montero

scott

pressley 

Jake 

Framber 

 

Edited July 6 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

Hit Correa in the ribs

[kevwun 15,302]

Just now, runthebone said:

Where did it hit him

Wrist it looked like

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Just now, kevwun said:

Wrist it looked like

he called for the trainer asap 

[Scraps 13,485]

Start the sell off
bregman 
montero
scott
pressley 
Jake 
Framber 
 

How bout we sell you off to the Rangers thread instead

[Rip76 4,881]

Wrist I think.

[Limp Brisket 541]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Where did it hit him

The meaty part of the hand down from the pinky

[David Dennison 17,797]

I like having Dubon in case of emergency.

[billfromlaketravis 11,290]

I would say Altuve not even pleading his case to stay in the game is a bad sign. 

[cabowabo 4,390]

Now that Tuve is gone for a while, where the fuck is Tucker?  Why are we being lied to about his injury?

[Hornsbay22 452]

Fuck this guy.   Hope he gets punched in the brawl.

[cabowabo 4,390]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hit Correa in the ribs

Need to score 4 or so here, and then I’m down with this. 

[Limp Brisket 541]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Now that Tuve is gone for a while, where the fuck is Tucker?  Why are we being lied to about his injury?

Because our medical staff should’ve determined IL.  It’s been mismanaged like so many things this year.

[Gut Wagon 8,037]

Too bad Montero's already pitched, because he'd be the ideal guy to clock somebody with a 95 heater and get tossed. 

[David Dennison 17,797]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Now that Tuve is gone for a while, where the fuck is Tucker?  Why are we being lied to about his injury?

Why shouldn't they lie to us?

[Scraps 13,485]

Hit Correa in the ribs

You really think Espada and Pressly have the nuts for that?

[UTexasFight 9,298]

Hopefully it’s  like the Correa HBP the other  week 

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

I don’t think it was wrist for Altuve. Bottom of the hand. 
even if it’s broken that’s what- 2 months. Should be back in time for playoffs. Definitely means we need another bat at the deadline (I’d take 2). 

[UTexasFight 9,298]

Abreu has been ass since the 8 day layoff 

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Hopefully it’s  like the Correa HBP the other  week 

I thought for sure that was broken. 

[Scraps 13,485]

Lulz

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Need to score 4 or so here, and then I’m down with this. 

I like the way you think

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Abreu has been ass since the 8 day layoff 

Very good inning yesterday. Other 3 were shaky. 

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Nice fucking drop 😂😂

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hit Correa in the ribs

You really think Espada and Pressly have the nuts for that?

Nope

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Good job Jake 

[David Dennison 17,797]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t think it was wrist for Altuve. Bottom of the hand. 
even if it’s broken that’s what- 2 months. Should be back in time for playoffs. Definitely means we need another bat at the deadline (I’d take 2). 

Hopefully it's just a bruise and we see him a week or so after the break.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,088]

Atta boy Jake

[Wulaw Horn 18,918]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Hopefully it's just a bruise and we see him a week or so after the break.

I mean- of course that’s the hope. 

[tx 3 putt 75,479]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Hopefully it's just a bruise and we see him a week or so after the break.

tucker just had a ‘bruise’, over a month ago 

[UTexasFight 9,298]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t think it was wrist for Altuve. Bottom of the hand. 
even if it’s broken that’s what- 2 months. Should be back in time for playoffs. Definitely means we need another bat at the deadline (I’d take 2). 

I hear ya but the problem is at some point, in order to actually get to the playoffs, we have to actually have to field the Houston Astros and not the Sugarland Space Cowboys. 
Infield of Bregman, Pena, Kessinger, dubon/singleton

and OF of Loperfido, Meyers, Cabbage is not going get it done no matter how shitty the M’s offense is

and yes, I know Altuve being out for any extended period of time would force the hand of making meaningful moves but that’s just that much more you’re depleting your system for the future  

[runthebone 7,894]

Maybe Altuve just wants the x-ray right away because of last year...yeah, that must be it

 

We can definitely take someone out now. 

[David Dennison 17,797]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

tucker just had a ‘bruise’, over a month ago 

How's that working out, though?

[Scraps 13,485]

Contreras may have the nuts for it

[Rip76 4,881]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

tucker just had a ‘bruise’, over a month ago 

Sitting to trade?

[Welch 635]

12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hit Correa in the ribs

Or give him a gift card for a massage.