Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I don’t get it. Tucker was having such a great season and all of a sudden we catch fire with him out. 

I have been traveling non-stop in a combination of work and personal travel the last month, so I haven’t been able to watch much extended stretches of Stros baseball. My last in-person game was the game Tucker got hurt. I don’t understand it, but I love it. 

Albatross Abreu.

i really don’t know what else to chalk it up to 

 

14-21 in games he appeared in.

35-23 in games he hasn’t 

Edited July 12 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78717]

so much motor boating 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Albatross Abreu.

i really don’t know what else to chalk it up to 

 

14-21 in games he appeared in.

35-23 in games he hasn’t 

if we sign yuli (to a muuuuuch cheaper) one or two year deal, instead of Abreu  ….. we win it back to back  🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

 

[Planet Houston 4950]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so much motor boating 

Oh god they are going to have to amputate his right arm. You can see it in her eyes. It’s over 😱😱😱

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Astors about to open up a big old can of whoop ass on mlb. Soon, very soon …

[Hornsbay22 484]

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Oh god they are going to have to amputate his right arm. You can see it in her eyes. It’s over 😱😱😱

You were looking at her eyes?

[WBT 20989]

9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

And we played shorthanded for 3 games because he might have been able to come back without going on the IL.  Our medical staff is highly regarded.

Edited July 12 by WBT

[runthebone 8379]

Why keep Whitley in AAA?  You know he's going to go on the IL again, so might as well use those appearances in MLB now.

[kevwun 16443]

Maybe they're planning on trading him and would rather he keep blowing dudes away in AAA to give other teams false hope.

[n64ra 1150]

Let's sweep those low down dirty Rangers. In other good news, both Boston and KC can't win tonight.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

[runthebone 8379]

I can't believe Adolis Garcia hasn't been caught with horse testicle in his system yet.

[Chuckie Finster 23092]

We have to have the most incompetent medical staff in all of professional sports.

 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We have to have the most incompetent medical staff in all of professional sports.

 

 

Bloss is going to mess around and start a playoff game at this rate. 

[texashorne 1194]

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bloss is going to mess around and start a playoff game at this rate. 

It will all Ort itself out.

[runthebone 8379]

On 7/10/2024 at 4:46 PM, runthebone said:

As long as that's the real reason...

 

On 7/10/2024 at 5:04 PM, tx 3 putt said:

throwing tomorrow 

 

25 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We have to have the most incompetent medical staff in all of professional sports.

 

 

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Can't count on any of the injured starters coming back, need to trade for at least 1 who could start a playoff game

 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bloss is going to mess around and start a playoff game at this rate. 

To steal from the Longhorn thread...Show me a Bloss! 

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

 

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Can't count on any of the injured starters coming back, need to trade for at least 1 who could start a playoff game

 

John and Lance were arguing about this the other day. Lance is convinced they have to stay under $4 million in salary on the acquired starter to stay under the tax threshold. 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Retire …

 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Long first for Brown 

[David Dennison 19560]

Easy now.

[Huckleberry 34701]

This ump is all over the place. 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This ump is all over the place. 

horrible 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Wtf

[Huckleberry 34701]

Altuve not seeing it at all tonight 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Nice hustle 

[Hornsbay22 484]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nice hustle 

Odd not waiting for homers, but the hustle runs are fun. 

[Huckleberry 34701]

Even García realized he was being stupid about the HBP. He got totally beat and jammed by an inside fastball in his first AB and Brown was trying to stay in there.

Edited July 13 by Huckleberry

[David Dennison 19560]

Rather crushed.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!

[Hornsbay22 484]

DFA DFA exit velocity not there

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

Gentlemen and vatos, we have a centerfielder. 

[David Dennison 19560]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Even García realized he was being stupid about the HBP. He got totally beat and jammed by an inside fastball in his first AB and Brown was trying to stay in there.

 

5 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

They're just perpetual cocksuckers.  It's that whole fucking city.

El oh el.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Extend singleton !!!

[UTexasFight 9819]

9 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Odd not waiting for homers, but the hustle runs are fun. 

You’ll get both and like it!

[Huckleberry 34701]

Just now, David Dennison said:

 

El oh el.

Shocker, fan is a biased dipshit.

[runthebone 8379]

Chaz is at the Maldy career BA of .203

[David Dennison 19560]

27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Altuve not seeing it at all tonight 

Understatement.

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

Chas needs to go the second Tucker can run. 

[Hornsbay22 484]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

You’ll get both and like it!

Alright I can enjoy it.

[runthebone 8379]

Is Altuve’s hand still fucked?

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Chas needs to go the second Tucker can run. 

You want to hold on to him until August 2025?

[David Dennison 19560]

Thanks a lot, Minute Maid.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I had a bad feeling about this inning. Need to shake it off. 

[David Dennison 19560]

Come on, Hunter. One more.

[David Dennison 19560]

Nice! 

 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Nice! 

 

he’s having a damn good season 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

 

[runthebone 8379]

The GOAT

[Huckleberry 34701]

Well he wasn't seeing Heaney at least. Ha.