Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 78717]

 

[runthebone 8379]

We're not sweeping with a fucking Spaghetti start

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

37 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We're not sweeping with a fucking Spaghetti start

He could be better than TBA- but probably not. 

[Dennis Taylor 19369]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

How many kids does Bruce have??

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How many kids does Bruce have??

[UTPhil2006 3930]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine going from playing summer ball undrafted at 17 to 150k bonus 10 days later. 

[runthebone 8379]

31 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Imagine going from playing summer ball undrafted at 17 to 150k bonus 10 days later. 

Would YOU like to learn how I made $15,000 a day just working from HOME?

[WBT 20990]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine the ctj posts if sark recruited a guy literally named jagger

[Gourmand 7778]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Jagger Beck is a helluva name for a baseball player. 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Worth a rewatch ….

 

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

Is Surly on Safari bjorked? Tons of pop up ads when I open it.

[kevwun 16444]

That might be one of the fastest bat flips in mlb history.

Edited July 27 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Win the Series Today !!!!!

 

[David Dennison 19560]

Dat outfield.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dat outfield.

I’m amazed we’re in first.

[Slacks 7066]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m amazed we’re in first.

About to be August. Expectations.

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[tx 3 putt 78717]

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m amazed we’re in first.

7 starters on the IL, Tucker on the IL for 2+ months … Espada better get some manager of the year votes. 
 

and the staff has done an amazing job, especially pitching staff 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

About to be August. Expectations.

Well after our huge trades we’re gonna make I’m sure we will coast to the AL west title and a bye into the ALDS.

[Slacks 7066]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well after our huge trades we’re gonna make I’m sure we will coast to the AL west title and a bye into the ALDS.

With or with huge trades, I expect #8 and #3 to be amazing.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Slowest rehabs ever …..

 

so much motor boating ….

 

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slowest rehabs ever …..

 

so much motor boating ….

 

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

slept wrong = a Broken neck ?

[tx 3 putt 78717]

 

[David Dennison 19560]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t understand any of what they are doing with JV. 

Limiting innings?

[tchookem 3984]

Going to the game tonight. Haven't been in a couple years. Any of you regulars know where (if) they display the WS trophies? Last time I was there they really weren't displaying the 2017 trophy. 

[Scraps 13807]

Lies. They would display the 2017 they don't give a shit.

Normally they had them in Union Station big room where the store was located. Since they opening the CF store I don't think they use the Union Station big room as a store anymore, so I am no longer positive where to see them at.

[Rip76 5022]

I hope Joe Kelly has to come in and we hit a granny off the dude.

[Dutchrudder 11245]

Montero for Alonso: Make it happen Dana, OR YOU'RE THE WORST GM EVARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! 

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[oh_snap 694]

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

[Limp Brisket 549]

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

No

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[billfromlaketravis 11835]

Chas is a lazy fat ass. Trade him please.

[WBT 20990]

I miss when Correa would run over and take the relay from the rf corner

[dr99 566]

ball boy should of accidently let that ball hit his stool

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

I hate baseball. Biggio hits one 67 mph for a run scoring triple opposite field. Meyers pisses all over an oppo rocket and it’s an out. 

[dr99 566]

I wonder if Shohei had hitting a homerun on his parley.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

 

[David Dennison 19560]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I hate baseball. Biggio hits one 67 mph for a run scoring triple opposite field. Meyers pisses all over an oppo rocket and it’s an out. 

Opposite field?

[Scraps 13807]

Dude im no Ohtani knob slobber like gilbang but jfc that was a shot. I stand over there all the time and nobody hits it over there....ever. if they do its like 4th row.

That shit was destroyed.

The Yordan shot to what is now Ultra Club was more towards foul pole and it was a shot too.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

We need runs 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

1 hour ago, oh_snap said:

Is there a bigger bitch in the league than Joe Kelly 

 

[David Dennison 19560]

Arrighetti tomorrow, huh?

Cool. Cool.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Chas 5 year extension 

[tx 3 putt 78717]

More !!!!

[tx 3 putt 78717]

2 outs hits are brat !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9819]

dink

dink

dink

 

 

woooooo

[UTexasFight 9819]

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6 hits, 4 runs

 

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