Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 75228]

Summary of the one day trip this past weds for the last, Astros v Oakland A’s. Went with @Scraps 

Absolutely sucks what manford did to that fan base, franchise, city. Pure bull fucking shit

everyone was friendly, nice looking field. The stadium of course is old and ran down. Some numbnuts would boo Altuve.

I’ll definitely make the trip to Sacramento now, one time kind of deal. I’ve never been to Vegas, zero desire but I’ll go for an Astros trip.

these Astro trip have easily turned into my favorite quick trips 

 

Edited July 28 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13477]

Pinche tu madre !!!!
looked like, my fucking house !

Looks nothing like that

My fucking game....maybe

[Mez2 4013]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pinche tu madre !!!!

looked like, my fucking house !

That's kinda what I thought... maybe,  "this is our fucking house"

[tx 3 putt 75228]

5 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Worst AB of the season. 

 

[tx 3 putt 75228]

Surly Astro Thread ….

 

[Hairy Biped 580]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

He's not the best color man in the league for nothing!

The funny thing is that he's (the color guy, not play x play guy) is a longtime friend of mine.  The same guy is on the Texans Spanish radio crew, and sadly, also OU's Spanish football crew.

Edited July 28 by Hairy Biped

[UTPhil2006 3767]

5 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Anyone catch what Breggy said when he looked to our dugout after the bomb? 

 

 Come out of the dugout you little bitch boy Joe 

[CycleTex87 2944]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Summary of the one day trip this past weds for the last, Astros v Oakland A’s. Went with @Scraps 

Absolutely sucks what manford did to that fan base, franchise, city. Pure bull fucking shit

everyone was friendly, nice looking field. The stadium of course is old and ran down. Some numbnuts would boo Altuve.

I’ll definitely make the trip to Sacramento now, one time kind of deal. I’ve never been to Vegas, zero desire but I’ll go for an Astros trip.

these Astro trip have easily turned into my favorite quick trips 

 

What did Manfred do to Oakland?  Not familiar with their situation. 

[Dennis Taylor 18567]

This is cool as hell

 

 

 

[UTPhil2006 3767]

[Dutchrudder 10976]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hahahaha

 

Yeah but Joe is really good at getting his pitches into a tight window. 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11286]

Let me get this straight. Joe Kelly wasn’t on the 2017 Dodgers. He was on the 2018 Red Sox team that fired their manager because of a sign stealing scheme that Kelly was aware of.

And yet, he’s become the face of the Cheater Astros campaign. I just don’t get it.

[Scraps 13477]

Todays a great day to sweep the Dodgers and make a trade....or two

[UTexasFight 9292]

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Let me get this straight. Joe Kelly wasn’t on the 2017 Dodgers. He was on the 2018 Red Sox team that fired their manager because of a sign stealing scheme that Kelly was aware of.

And yet, he’s become the face of the Cheater Astros campaign. I just don’t get it.

People boo Altuve who didn’t even use the scheme

Also see: people are dumb

[UTPhil2006 3767]

Bloss vs Skenes tomorrow. Astros win 2-1 and we strike out 16 times 

[UTexasFight 9292]

28 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Bloss vs Skenes tomorrow. Astros win 2-1 and we strike out 16 times 

This official?

was waiting until skenes was announced before getting tickets 

[Dutchrudder 10976]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This official?

was waiting until skenes was announced before getting tickets 

Looks like it, and the ESPN predictor seems to like our chances lol...

[BrazilHorn 6563]

Fuck the pouty bitchass Dodgers. Just such a melodramatic bunch of twat waffles. Giant group  of under performing choke artists. 
 

[huge 3774]

Anyone been paying attention knows that we are going to beat Skenes and then look hapless against Martin Perez and/or Luis Ortiz.  It is known.

[runthebone 7875]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Let me get this straight. Joe Kelly wasn’t on the 2017 Dodgers. He was on the 2018 Red Sox team that fired their manager because of a sign stealing scheme that Kelly was aware of.

And yet, he’s become the face of the Cheater Astros campaign. I just don’t get it.

It's because Joe Kelly is a piece of shit cuntface bitch.

[UTexasFight 9292]

Astros officially announced 

Bloss

Brown

Valdez

for Pirates series.

Pirates still have not officially given their probables 

[UTPhil2006 3767]

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Astros officially announced 

Bloss

Brown

Valdez

for Pirates series.

Pirates still have not officially given their probables 

Official no, probable yes. 

[Wulaw Horn 18918]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Todays a great day to sweep the Dodgers and make a trade....or two

Three. Unless you just want to save one or two for tomorrow and Tuesday. 

[tx 3 putt 75228]

 

[tx 3 putt 75228]

Win all the Sundays

[UTexasFight 9292]

11 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Official no, probable yes. 

Right.

but the pirates keep fucking around with their rotation.

and have guys going on/coming off IL.. and clearly trying to get skenes more rest as evidenced by not starting him until the second series after the break.

[UTexasFight 9292]

No news from brown on Tucker on the GM show.

“doing more activities…”. Worthless.

Did say it’s a pain management issue now. Push it and if there’s no discomfort push it harder the next day.

but no timetable on possible return 

[runthebone 7875]

It's good for Tucker that he's not a horse.

[Wulaw Horn 18918]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

No news from brown on Tucker on the GM show.

“doing more activities…”. Worthless.

Did say it’s a pain management issue now. Push it and if there’s no discomfort push it harder the next day.

but no timetable on possible return 

They said hopefully before September the other day. Figure anytime before 9/1 to be a win, as much as nobody wants to hear that. 

[WBT 20212]

What kind of stupid name is River?

[Scraps 13477]

A very Dodgers name

[Scraps 13477]

Someone shut your fucking kid up

[tx 3 putt 75228]

 

 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[UTexasFight 9292]

7 Ks thru 3

just like we all drew it up 

[dr99 551]

While Dana was shooting the shit in the booth

[txduck87 972]

Someone shut your fucking kid up

No shit . Driving me nuts. And get off my lawn!

[tx 3 putt 75228]

7 minutes ago, dr99 said:

While Dana was shooting the shit in the booth

he probably had 4 missed calls from Tampa 😂😂😂😂

[tx 3 putt 75228]

Ok, let’s get some runs !!!!

[Scraps 13477]

he probably had 4 missed calls from Tampa

Don't worry Bagwell was taking them

[runthebone 7875]

Brown is asking Sparky if he can borrow his charger

[Scraps 13477]

Josh Bell being put on waivers

[Gourmand 7761]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Josh Bell being put on waivers

probably getting traded

[David Dennison 17754]

Swing at anything Sunday.

[Scraps 13477]

We are wasting a great spaghetti start

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Is there anything more reliable than the Astros struggling against a pitcher just up in the bigs?

[Gourmand 7761]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Is there anything more reliable than the Astros struggling against a pitcher just up in the bigs?

all rookies are snake charmers against us

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Looks like Yandy Diaz will be our guy now at first. I don’t see Josh Bell being an option. We love our Cubans

[Scraps 13477]

Crawford box special

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Cinderella just turned into a pumpkin

[Gut Wagon 8028]

Outman, a man who's normally an out, just hit one out, man.