Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9304]

I hate baseball 

[Scraps 13490]

Lol

[runthebone 7894]

Classic Hader

 

Fuck him and fuck today

[David Dennison 17800]

Lulz.

[HtownHorn 14341]

BBs in the 9th always score, except when the Astros get them.

[tx 3 putt 75522]

[UTexasFight 9304]

All mental midgets.

Can’t perform in any situation that is slightly out of the normal comfort zone(except Scott and Ort)

[BlackCat 393]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Dana: best I can offer is the deed to my house and my daughter's virginity. 

[Guadaloopy 10802]

[hornmpa96 2541]

Have I gone back in time to April?

[runthebone 7894]

Suck a dick, Hader.  Total shit after getting paid.

[Guadaloopy 10802]

Yeah.  Go talk to him, Josh.   That’ll help now. 

[Scraps 13490]

Pressly and Hader the dynamic duo of douchebags

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Tap the brakes on worst trade ever, we traded a young Joe Morgan because of a racist manager from Mississippi 

[Macklemore 2856]

I have been telling y’all all season long that Dana is as dumb as a fucking box of rocks. He pulls off a BOB/Easterby level trade that is one of the worst in Astros 60+ year history. Sell the fucking team Crane.   

[Rip76 4883]

I was gonna quote myself but I don’t feel like going back one page.

[David Dennison 17800]

Just now, Macklemore said:

I have been telling y’all all season long that Dana is as dumb as a fucking box of rocks. He pulls off a BOB/Easterby level trade that is one of the worst in Astros 60+ year history. Sell the fucking team Crane.   

It's not anywhere close to trading away a four time all-pro.

[HOOKEM4 4948]

Harder has to be points shaving. What the fuck.

[thetruth 149]

Clown show front office traded away part of the future for a rental pitcher with almost a 5 era, just blow a 9th inning lead against Paul Skenes with the lockdown closer we were promised on the same day. That is almost impressive. 

[Hornsbay22 452]

Everyone else does the damn job, except dumbass 1 and 2.

[BlackCat 393]

27 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Just get it over with. My body is ready. 

[runthebone 7894]

Chapman is looking at Hader and saying "what a headcase."

[Hornsbay22 452]

Hader was just thinking of tomorrow, didn't want it going to extras.  Team player.

[Scraps 13490]

PH Loperfido!

[dr99 551]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Of course, Tampa saw what we gave up to Kikuchi they are very interested in fleecing Crane and the HOF cabal.

 

[Guadaloopy 10802]

[tx 3 putt 75522]

derp 

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

PH Loperfido!

[Scraps 13490]

Impressive night all around

[Guadaloopy 10802]

Tomorrow will be better.  Has to be.  

[perfectchaos007 6540]

Today sucked

[Gut Wagon 8038]

Black Monday. Unless our new pitcher is suddenly prime Koufax or Carlton, thus shall it ever be. 

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Tomorrow will be better.  Has to be.  

yes, we find out the 4th player in the trade 

[HOOKEM4 4948]

Everyone loves Diaz. He has the worst at bats I have ever seen...when I talk shit he goes off. 

 

Fuuuuck that at bat.

[David Dennison 17800]

I have questions about Joe Espada's thinking in the 8th.

[Gut Wagon 8038]

As ancient and flawed as he is, I'll still rather have Yuli in there for a key AB than about half our roster. 

[Scraps 13490]

Go team

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We hardly knew ya

[tx 3 putt 75522]

10 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We hardly knew ya

 

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Edited July 30 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 75522]

😂😂😂😂

im curious if the bluejays opening ask was pena and Alvarez ?

[Macklemore 2856]

Please hire this kid as GM after he graduates from U of Chicago. Rather have him learn on the job than have a “baseball lifer” like Dana make one of the worst trades in Astros history.

 

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

[UTexasFight 9304]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hahaha

 

ok, Graveman.

 

Welcome to the big leagues, kid.

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Radio post game show is extra chippy tonight 

 

[tx 3 putt 75522]

 

[Mez2 4013]

What a shitty day of baseball for the hometown 9. Time to start getting ready for Chuys fall ball season. 

Furk

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Who just called into the post game show crying over trading HoF’er JLope ?

[tx 3 putt 75522]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22342]

LMAO at those quotes. “Look, I know the cost was high, but I want to make sure you also know that this guy wasn’t even at the top of our board.”

[tx 3 putt 75522]

Leon called up !!!!!

 

Edited July 30 by tx 3 putt

[Pablo 490]

giving off Greg Abbot vibes