Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13561]

Blum about to get a text from Bagwell

Kalas asked his opinion of trade....Blum pretty much said it was dumb lol. "3 for 1 seems like alot"

[dr99 560]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

not watching, what'd he say?

Talking about how Dana got ripped off in the trade

[Scraps 13561]

Nice play doofuses

[David Dennison 18852]

Just now, Scraps said:

Nice play doofuses

Plural?

[TonyTexas 10509]

I couldn’t count the number of times I’ve yelled to my Little Leaguers DONT THROW IT or THROW THE DAMN BALL! That play I did both. 

Edited July 31 by TonyTexas

[UTHornFan014 710]

We are not a good baseball team right now

[Gut Wagon 8065]

I'm coming around to this idea that if there's anything we DIDN'T need to add, it was more offense. We can win games against the Pirates and their ilk without even scoring. We're the mighty Astros. Mortal teams forfeit in our presence. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Glad we didn’t go get a bat with this shit offense. 

[TonyTexas 10509]

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Glad we didn’t go get a bat with this shit offense. 

Or a real 1st baseman

[David Dennison 18852]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Or a real 1st baseman

We'd bitch about that, too.

 

[dr99 560]

Singleton turning back into a sack of shit now that he knows his roster spot is safe.

[Scraps 13561]

Nice K now lets turn 2 on fat ass

[Slacks 6819]

On 7/28/2024 at 2:31 PM, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’m not sure. I was drunk. I used to drink a lot. I still do but I used to to. 

I'm gonna listen to him and laugh myself to sleep.

[Rip76 4925]

This is Sad-Sack baseball.

Edited July 31 by Rip76

[TonyTexas 10509]

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Now we’re talking! Cal appearance with no Hannah, awesome!

She’s in the ballpark. Surprised she let Cal fly solo. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

I'll leave you fellows with it. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Gross

[tx 3 putt 76887]

That was a bomb 

[Gourmand 7774]

this fucking guy

 

[Scraps 13561]

Espada is such a retarded motherfucker

[HtownHorn 14674]

4 HRs coming into this series and just crushes 2 against us.

Just now, Scraps said:

Espada is such a retarded motherfucker

Yep, he has no feel on when to change pitchers, almost always 1 batter too late.

[TonyTexas 10509]

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

Edited July 31 by TonyTexas

[WBT 20561]

22 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Singleton turning back into a sack of shit now that he knows his roster spot is safe.

Yeah.  Back into.

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

Miller was making the calls then just like he is now.

We had to try to stretch out Brown coming off the bullpen game last night forced by the urgent need to acquire Kikuchi.

[Scraps 13561]

Yeah.  Back into.

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[Limp Brisket 546]

Pham with the Slam for his new old team.

[HtownHorn 14674]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

No he wasn't. There is a reason he never won a WS title until Click made it idiot proof. It also helped that the 2022 Astros staff went on a playoff run that is not likely to be duplicated anytime soon, 11-2, 2.29 era, 126 IP, 32 ER, 43 BBs, and 160 Ks.

Edited July 31 by HtownHorn

[dr99 560]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Pham with the Slam for his new old team.

Did he hit a homerun or bodyslam someone

[tx 3 putt 76887]

[Scraps 13561]

We know you love Jon Singleton stop lying

[David Dennison 18852]

'Member walk off?

I 'member.

Sigh.

[tx 3 putt 76887]

Avoid the sweep tomorrow 

[Scraps 13561]

May could win if our lineup didn't drop off a cliff after the 4 spot

[Scraps 13561]

Since we fucked around and didnt find anything out during trade deadline....Vic/Diaz have to DH/C every game. Yordan has to play LF. We need Caratinis bat. Its idiotic to have him sitting on the bench ever. Boot any of Dubon/Meyers/Chas or let them circle jerk

[Hornsbay22 467]

back to hating this team

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Some serious limp dick energy the last two nights.  

[Scraps 13561]

Oh look a ph knock from caratini

Jfc i hate this staff, record label, and crew

[David Dennison 18852]

Ball four.

[tx 3 putt 76887]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

'Member walk off?

I 'member.

Sigh.

remember talking spring training about  having too much pitching 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Fondren & Main 6704]

It would’ve been cheaper to get Bauer and Osuna.  Everyone already hates us; let them hate.  Besides we’re $EC now.  Win at all cost.  😂 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Trade deadline pod. We didn’t love it. 
 

 

[Dnaguy 11931]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

remember talking spring training about  having too much pitching 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Why our pitchers keep listening to this Tommy John fellow who keeps giving them surgery is beyond me.

[Scraps 13561]

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[Lat22 4010]

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

[UTexasFight 9431]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

Because he doesn’t. It’s bruised. Which is worse 

[HtownHorn 14674]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Because he doesn’t. It’s bruised. Which is worse 

Ok.

[HtownHorn 14674]

The problem I have with the trade deadline is Crane only went half-way. This team desperately needed another bat and likely two as well as a couple of pitchers. If you are willing to give up surplus value, then you better go all the way instead of half-way.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Based on how few great bats with significant playoff experience got traded, I wonder what Bregman would’ve fetched. 

[runthebone 7967]

39 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

Because he has the hardest thing to heal...a broken heart.

Edited July 31 by runthebone

[kevwun 15772]

It's not a broken leg, he's never been in a cast and was on crutches only briefly after it happened.  Google bone bruises if you don't believe us.  He's not doing anything nefarious.  He's never had injury issues and was having the best season of his career.  He would play if he could.

Edited July 31 by kevwun