Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[kevwun 15341]

If he sucks, at least there will be lots of Pop the Kikuchi jokes.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Here’s to hoping he’s better than Aaron Sanchez!

[WBT 20280]

34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Here’s to hoping he’s better than Aaron Sanchez!

At least we'll win if he throws a combined no-hitter tonight.  Probabbly.

[txduck87 975]

Altuve's numbers are still elite for a #1 guy
we haven't had a lead off hitter since springer left, but altuve has held his own 

Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.

[Dnaguy 11599]

25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he sucks, at least there will be lots of Pop the Kikuchi

I thought Kikuchi is undefeated?

[tx 3 putt 75571]

12 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.

we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

Edited August 2 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I thought Kikuchi is undefeated?

Underrated post

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Just what we need. More Junk. 

[Hornsbay22 452]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.

that going away pitch outside the strike zone is our kryptonite

i have zero idea why Altuve even sees other pitches. I’d throw those at him until he strikes out every at bat 

[Planet Houston 4918]

28 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Just what we need. More Junk. 

Well, if he lets it hang out rather than hang over the plate, that would be fine (metaphorically speaking of course). 

[Dnaguy 11599]

14 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Just what we need. More Junk. 

This deadline doesn’t excite me at all.

I wanted more than a below average Junk and Kilkuchi.

Not splashy at all.

On one hand, it’s at least an effort.

But the lack of a big bat makes me wonder if the front office truly knows the ins and outs of running a team.

i just can’t see it.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Trade deadline need’s to be moved back to mid August 

[Planet Houston 4918]

7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I wanted more than a below average Junk and Kilkuchi.

Where is LJ Hoes when you need him

[runthebone 7894]

Jesus Christ to AAA (as a catcher)

 

Edited August 2 by runthebone
crap, my edit made it worse

[tx 3 putt 75571]

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Welp

[kevwun 15341]

It could be worse, he could have said forearm tightness.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

17 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp

watching too much Olympic beach volleyball ???

just shut him down until spring training 

Edited August 2 by tx 3 putt

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[dr99 551]

32 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp

Good thing they got Coochie at the deadline

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Can MMP handle Siri and Leon in one game ???

 

[Scraps 13490]

Cooter bout to get 10 Ks tonight

[cabowabo 4390]

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

let him throw against minor leaguers in a real fucking game

[David Dennison 17804]

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

You sure it's the players?

Edited August 2 by David Dennison

[runthebone 7894]

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.

players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

[Halohal 498]

The real game is going to be happening in the women zone where the players ladies going to be chatting up the new arrival.

[WBT 20280]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

slammin' buds

[cabowabo 4390]

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

Obligatory…

 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Yall keep talking shit about Coochie !!!!

[David Dennison 17804]

Trade fail 100%. Panic.

[HOOKEM4 4949]

Perfect start.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Obligatory…

 

 

 

OG’s know ….

[David Dennison 17804]

What an awesome addition.

[UTexasFight 9304]

L
O

L

[tx 3 putt 75571]

 

lot of game left 😂😂😂

[HOOKEM4 4949]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Perfect start.

Yup. Well done bud.

[Scraps 13490]

Cooter bout to get 10 Ks tonight

I meant runs

[TonyTexas 10433]

Dana is hiding right now. 

Edited August 3 by TonyTexas

[Rip76 4883]

I promise I could do this.

[David Dennison 17804]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

lot of game left 😂😂😂

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

[kevwun 15341]

Shocking that the guy who has been ass keeps being being shitty.

[Scraps 13490]

Not only did he give up 2 runs but it was 2 guys we could have fucking traded for to get better

[tx 3 putt 75571]

About to strike out the fucking side !!!!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

[QuesoEspecial 255]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Not only did he give up 2 runs but it was 2 guys we could have fucking traded for to get better

Sheesh…the unkindest cut 🥶

[David Dennison 17804]

On pace to pitch about four innings.