Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Pressly here to ruin our night again

[Scraps 13812]

Ryan Pressly likes donkey cock

[Rip76 5022]

Fuck

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Fucking Pressley 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I mean the trade. He’s an Astro for better or for worse. Hope it works out. 

[runthebone 8380]

Going great

[Scraps 13812]

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

How our bullpen has felt for the last week…

 

[Scraps 13812]

One more out dickhead

[David Dennison 19570]

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Bregman is just a baseball playing mother fucker. UT fucked up not going after him

 

[Scraps 13812]

Thumbs up bitch. Can't wait til your next outing

[billfromlaketravis 11869]

My coworker that looks like Pressly should make it through another Tuesday unpunched. Well done.

Thank God I don’t work with anybody that looks like Hader.

[Scraps 13812]

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

[tx 3 putt 78762]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion

why do you hate America ???

 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My coworker that looks like Pressly should make it through another Tuesday unpunched. Well done.

Thank God I don’t work with anybody that looks like Hader.

Maybe avoid drive thru’s tomorrow just to be safe.

[billfromlaketravis 11869]

Blummer calling Bigge thicc should be in a museum. 

[Scraps 13812]

why do you hate America ???
 

I burn one of those shirts ever time he gives up a hit/walks someone

[UTexasFight 9819]

Holy shit I’m glad I missed that top of the 8th

[UTexasFight 9819]

mariners just scored a weeks worth of runs off the Phillies in the 2nd 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Hader time in a 1 run game

[UTexasFight 9819]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

I remember when we had a guy get his first win of the year on a no-hitter 

[Rip76 5022]

Pitch strikes 

[David Dennison 19570]

Freaking relief pitchers.

[Scraps 13812]

CAN WE EVER HAVE A 1-2-3 FUCKING INNING YOU FUCKING RP COCKSUCKERS

[UTexasFight 9819]

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

Damn.

Giants move back in front of us with their 18th no-hitter vs our 17.

(yes, they got a 79 year head start on us)

 

Edited August 3 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9819]

Hahaha

Dude picked off for a MLB-leading 7th time this year 

On a 2-0 count 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking a .103 hitter.

Way to nibble

Edited August 3 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20998]

throw strikes fuckhead

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

like all 9 innings?  That's more surprising than the no-hitter part.

[Scraps 13812]

There is no way i would survive a WS with these BP arms

[tx 3 putt 78762]

 

[runthebone 8380]

Nice, clean 9th

But a win

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Good W

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Given what the Mariners are doing right now, that was a needed win

[UTexasFight 9819]

Man that pinch runner for Diaz really came back to bite Cash.

thanks for only having lefties available on your bench with Hader in the game and leaving that dude in for his first MLB AB 

[TonyTexas 10786]

@Wulaw Horn TLDR

[Rip76 5022]

I’ll certainly take 11k’s vs Tampa.

[UTexasFight 9819]

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’ll certainly take 11k’s vs Tampa.

I guess but it’s only 2 over their average per game 

 

this is nice though:

 

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know @Scrapswould rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.

this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton

 

Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days

Edited August 3 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78762]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion

 

 

[Scraps 13812]

After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know [mention=228]Scraps[/mention]would rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.
this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton
 
Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days

I mean he is better than Singleton of course. I just have him on fantasy teams so i think i am biased towards hate lol

[ChickenSandwich 9982]

49 minutes ago, Scraps said:

There is no way i would survive a WS with these BP arms

Bullpen has looked worse all session because we cant score any fucking runs. 
 

Their nerves are shot 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Just now, Scraps said:

12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know [mention=228]Scraps[/mention]would rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.
this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton
 
Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days

I mean he is better than Singleton of course. I just have him on fantasy teams so i think i am biased towards hate lol

Oh you and me both, my friend

Josh Bell fantasy owners until last week:

[UTexasFight 9819]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

The wrong pitcher reached the workload option vesting (if only because we aren’t paying if the other guy had done it)

Edited August 3 by UTexasFight
Actually we still would have paid $17.5M if JV had gotten 140 IP. I still take $17.5M for 2025 JV vs $14M for 2025 Pressly

[runthebone 8380]

Look, if Bell were an Astro, he wouldn't be hitting home runs.  He'd be hitting weak popups or getting picked off.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Look, if Bell were an Astro, he wouldn't be hitting home runs.  He'd be hitting weak popups or getting picked off.

so basically singleton ?

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so basically singleton ?

Singleton’s weak pop ups don’t make it to the OFers and drop in for singles!

[ChickenSandwich 9982]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so basically singleton ?

Showed his stats in one of the earlier games. Fucker is allergic to a multi hit game. 
 

Damn Dollar Store Carlos Lee

Edited August 3 by ChickenSandwich

[tx 3 putt 78762]

I’m very curious if the Astros analytics staff is using AI to game plan

 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11869]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m very curious if the Astros analytics staff is using AI to game plan

 

 

Could it be worse than Dana? 

[runthebone 8380]

His curveball was getting hammered in Toronto, so it is strange they never adjusted.  Maybe could have gotten a fourth prospect from us.