Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76884]

Entire line up, rub a big ostrich egg on them 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Season high for K’s by an Astros pitcher 

[tx 3 putt 76884]

I love sending spaghetti out there for the 6th

 

Hell yes !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9431]

Our pitchers too scared to throw at guys, just send up Yordan to knock them out of the game 

amazing 

[Scraps 13561]

Yordan breaking thumbs with his batted balls

[tx 3 putt 76884]

Man sucks for Yandy, he took a bullet off his wrist

 

get some fucking runs 

[David Dennison 18852]

Experiments I want to be over: Singleton, McCormick, Meyers, Dubon 

[HtownHorn 14674]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Dana:

Jake was up to .790 OPS. need him to get back to at least .740.

Lulz, thinking Jake is every going to have  a .740 OPS in a full season.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

My Lord in Heaven this offense is miserable

[HtownHorn 14674]

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Possible cheap arm ?

 

We had him last year at AAA and he pitched to a 11+ era. So, probably.

[David Dennison 18852]

Good lord.

[HtownHorn 14674]

Espada playing with fire as usual. Good job by King.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

They PH their .181 guy and he at least coaxes a walk. Our talentless hacks can't even do that.

keep Leon in the lineup. Unlike several other guys, he actually seems to have a clue. 

[HtownHorn 14674]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

They PH their .181 guy and he at least coaxes a walk. Our talentless hacks can't even do that.

keep Leon in the lineup. Unlike several other guys, he actually seems to have a clue. 

Should have pinched hit Caratini for Singleton in the 1st inning.

[David Dennison 18852]

When you're counting on Trey Cabbage . . . 

[Scraps 13561]

We may get no hit here in the next week

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Joe Espada really has no clue. He is an absolute moron

[HtownHorn 14674]

The next 9 game road trip will likely be the yes/no for the Astros making the playoffs. TEX/BOS/TBR all teams that are in the playoff picture. Go 3-6 or worse and the season is likely done.

[dr99 560]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When you're counting on Trey Cabbage . . . 

[HtownHorn 14674]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When you're counting on Trey Cabbage . . . 

Just wait until we get a A. Diaz sighiting in the 9th inning.

[HtownHorn 14674]

That was only the 3rd time this season Tyler Alexander has not given up any runs. In his other 13 appearences this season he has given up 2+ runs 10 times.

Edited August 4 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18852]

Good job, Jose.

Solid AB.

Good job, Alex.

Solid AB.

[David Dennison 18852]

That is an absolutely pathetic job by our 1-3 hitters.

[tx 3 putt 76884]

We are some no hitting mo’fos 

[UTexasFight 9431]

We may never win score again 

[UTexasFight 9431]

You’ve lost 4 of 6, you’re down 1 in the 9th and we have Shawn Dubin in the game 

Holy shit…

 

 

that’s lucky as shit 

Edited August 4 by UTexasFight

[TonyTexas 10509]

Cool play

[David Dennison 18852]

If you throw a fastball to anyone on the Astros, you should be fined.

[perfectchaos007 6627]

This lineup could use another bat. Maybe we’ll get Tucker back in a couple months 

[BrickTop 474]

Disinterested baseball here just going through the motions

[tx 3 putt 76884]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Cool play

i thought he was safe 

[runthebone 7967]

Dogshit

[Honeysucklerose 987]

That was the worst ninth inning I have seen since last night

[UTexasFight 9431]

I’m glad Fairbanks wasn’t traded to a contender 

[tx 3 putt 76884]

At least we didn’t get no hit !!!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[David Dennison 18852]

Three hits.

Against their bullpen.

Sad.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 

[tx 3 putt 76884]

 

[David Dennison 18852]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 

You think next year is going to be any better?

[tx 3 putt 76884]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 

AL West is still the target ….

[Overlord 366]

The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. 
 

When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip. 

[David Dennison 18852]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

AL West is still the target ….

Yay.

I guess.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

AL West is still the target ….

My perspective so far this year seems to have had little impact. Might be better to suggest the batters act like men. 

[Overlord 366]

I could have had a compound fracture of my right tibia the same day Tucker went down, and I could have run/won the 100m dash today. 

[Focht Up 631]

I'm so glad I didn't watch that game.  Pretty brutal 

[Scraps 13561]

They deserve this for not trading for some bats. Waterheads running Singleton, Dubon, Meyers, Chas combos out there everyday.

[tx 3 putt 76884]

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. 
 

When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip. 

3 sweepers, all outside the strike zone 

 

[Overlord 366]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If you throw a fastball to anyone on the Astros, you should be fined.

We’re victims of our own successed
 

Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”

[Gut Wagon 8065]

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You think next year is going to be any better?

Absolutely not. But without the guys who are about to become FAs, along with the DFA disasters, it will at least be a different train wreck than this one. Maybe we sign a decent FA bat, some farmlands make a jump in winter ball, we get good news on an injured starter or two and I can tell myself we're on the road to being really solid again. Or not.

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