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3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

They PH their .181 guy and he at least coaxes a walk. Our talentless hacks can't even do that.

keep Leon in the lineup. Unlike several other guys, he actually seems to have a clue. 

Should have pinched hit Caratini for Singleton in the 1st inning.

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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 


AL West is still the target ….

angry marlon brando GIF

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6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. 
 

When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip. 


3 sweepers, all outside the strike zone 

 

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11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If you throw a fastball to anyone on the Astros, you should be fined.

We’re victims of our own successed
 

Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You think next year is going to be any better?

Absolutely not. But without the guys who are about to become FAs, along with the DFA disasters, it will at least be a different train wreck than this one. Maybe we sign a decent FA bat, some farmlands make a jump in winter ball, we get good news on an injured starter or two and I can tell myself we're on the road to being really solid again. Or not.

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