Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[WBT 20280]

[Gut Wagon 8039]

For anyone who still thinks we're just "slumping," tell me which .200 hitter with little power, even less plate discipline and a noodle arm is going to lead us out of these doldrums. At some point, how you play is who you are. For better or worse, call up more kids and give them a go. 

[Dennis Taylor 18611]

A fucking 25' dribbler is the best this group of pussies can cone up with in 2 innings with bases loaded and 1 out??? 

What the fucking fuck

[runthebone 7894]

Loading the bases is a moral victory and is worthy of its own celebration.

[Rip76 4883]

We know how this ends. 

[Scraps 13490]

If Meyers, Chas, Dubon, Singleton, Dana Brown, Joe Espada, Jeff Bagwell, Ryan Pressly, Cabbage are on this team next year I will riot.

[Rip76 4883]

Dubon 

[tx 3 putt 75598]

 

Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

[Scraps 13490]

 
Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

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[perfectchaos007 6542]

Saw that coming. Its Ryan Pressley

[tx 3 putt 75598]

Fuuuuuck

[Scraps 13490]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha

[hornmpa96 2541]

WTF?

That was basically on a tee for him.

I hate watching the 2024 Astros.

[David Dennison 17804]

Awful.

Just awful.

[Guadaloopy 10804]

Mother. Fuck. 

[Dutchrudder 11078]

Kinda just have to laugh at this point. 

[runthebone 7894]

Whatever.  

[Honeysucklerose 955]

This is so painful. And we did nothing at the deadline. Nothing

[Scraps 13490]

It takes us like 16+ ABs to score a run. I think we may be cooked

[Gut Wagon 8039]

I'll say this: We're a really balanced club. Our relief pitching is every bit as unclutch as our offense, our manager and our front office. 

[runthebone 7894]

I still think Pressly and Hader are betting on games

Got two outs then Altuve

[David Dennison 17804]

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

[David Dennison 17804]

Also Bochy v. Espada.

Come on.

[YChang 3395]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

Sure feels that way

[David Dennison 17804]

He's not ready.

At all.

[Rip76 4883]

Pretty soon Altuve will be on a shitty team like the one he started with.

[David Dennison 17804]

Look kids, another tie game for our closer!

[perfectchaos007 6542]

Here comes Ryan Pressley #2 aka Josh Hader

[runthebone 7894]

This shit is over

[Scraps 13490]

If you are gonna give up a walk off homer just do it to 1st batter plz

[Rip76 4883]

Walk off comin

[Gut Wagon 8039]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

If this were opening day, we might struggle to win 60...while lacking a wave of young talent to develop in the process. If that's not discouraging, I don't know what is. 

[Dennis Taylor 18611]

Should have been a 3 pitch AB

[David Dennison 17804]

JFC

[cabowabo 4390]

You can’t make this shit up…..

[David Dennison 17804]

Base hit wins it.

[Guadaloopy 10804]

Still feels like we are prolonging the inevitable.  

[Scraps 13490]

These teams have AIDS

[Guadaloopy 10804]

If Altuve TOOTBLANs, I might stroke out. 

[David Dennison 17804]

Hmmmmm.

[Dutchrudder 11078]

uhhh, wtf?  That wasn't even close to hitting him lol...

[Guadaloopy 10804]

Gotta go with the umps call.  

[Guadaloopy 10804]

Ok.  Third time we’ve been here in the last four innings.  Can they finally break through?

[tx 3 putt 75598]

Hahahaha 

[perfectchaos007 6542]

Keep beaning us please

[Guadaloopy 10804]

We’ll take it. 

[Dutchrudder 11078]

hahahaha what the fuck is going on?

[Genghis 636]

Kirby Yates doing the Astros all sorts of favors. Big brain time of get hit by baseball instead of baseball hit by you to score runs.

[hornmpa96 2541]

Need a good AB from Jake here

[Gut Wagon 8039]

These teams seem to think this is match play golf. Each is trying to end up with the lower score.