Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[WBT 21,001]

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

For anyone who still thinks we're just "slumping," tell me which .200 hitter with little power, even less plate discipline and a noodle arm is going to lead us out of these doldrums. At some point, how you play is who you are. For better or worse, call up more kids and give them a go. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,389]

A fucking 25' dribbler is the best this group of pussies can cone up with in 2 innings with bases loaded and 1 out??? 

What the fucking fuck

[runthebone 8,380]

Loading the bases is a moral victory and is worthy of its own celebration.

[Rip76 5,022]

We know how this ends. 

[Scraps 13,813]

If Meyers, Chas, Dubon, Singleton, Dana Brown, Joe Espada, Jeff Bagwell, Ryan Pressly, Cabbage are on this team next year I will riot.

[Rip76 5,022]

Dubon 

[tx 3 putt 78,789]

 

Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

[Scraps 13,813]

 
Astros 5-9 batters do not have a hit in the last 21.2 innings

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[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Saw that coming. Its Ryan Pressley

[tx 3 putt 78,789]

Fuuuuuck

[Scraps 13,813]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha

[hornmpa96 2,671]

WTF?

That was basically on a tee for him.

I hate watching the 2024 Astros.

[David Dennison 19,571]

Awful.

Just awful.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Mother. Fuck. 

[Dutchrudder 11,249]

Kinda just have to laugh at this point. 

[runthebone 8,380]

Whatever.  

[Honeysucklerose 1,008]

This is so painful. And we did nothing at the deadline. Nothing

[Scraps 13,813]

It takes us like 16+ ABs to score a run. I think we may be cooked

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

I'll say this: We're a really balanced club. Our relief pitching is every bit as unclutch as our offense, our manager and our front office. 

[runthebone 8,380]

I still think Pressly and Hader are betting on games

Got two outs then Altuve

[David Dennison 19,571]

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

[David Dennison 19,571]

Also Bochy v. Espada.

Come on.

[YChang 3,575]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

Sure feels that way

[David Dennison 19,571]

He's not ready.

At all.

[Rip76 5,022]

Pretty soon Altuve will be on a shitty team like the one he started with.

[David Dennison 19,571]

Look kids, another tie game for our closer!

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Here comes Ryan Pressley #2 aka Josh Hader

[runthebone 8,380]

This shit is over

[Scraps 13,813]

If you are gonna give up a walk off homer just do it to 1st batter plz

[Rip76 5,022]

Walk off comin

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It sure seems like the window has closed. We're just treading water to not be a 70 win club at this point.

If this were opening day, we might struggle to win 60...while lacking a wave of young talent to develop in the process. If that's not discouraging, I don't know what is. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,389]

Should have been a 3 pitch AB

[David Dennison 19,571]

JFC

[cabowabo 4,692]

You can’t make this shit up…..

[David Dennison 19,571]

Base hit wins it.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Still feels like we are prolonging the inevitable.  

[Scraps 13,813]

These teams have AIDS

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

If Altuve TOOTBLANs, I might stroke out. 

[David Dennison 19,571]

Hmmmmm.

[Dutchrudder 11,249]

uhhh, wtf?  That wasn't even close to hitting him lol...

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Gotta go with the umps call.  

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Ok.  Third time we’ve been here in the last four innings.  Can they finally break through?

[tx 3 putt 78,789]

Hahahaha 

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Keep beaning us please

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

We’ll take it. 

[Dutchrudder 11,249]

hahahaha what the fuck is going on?

[Genghis 644]

Kirby Yates doing the Astros all sorts of favors. Big brain time of get hit by baseball instead of baseball hit by you to score runs.

[hornmpa96 2,671]

Need a good AB from Jake here

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

These teams seem to think this is match play golf. Each is trying to end up with the lower score.