Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

You have to be freaking kidding me. There is not one lame nuts on this lineup that should be swinging on 3-0.

[Scraps 13812]

Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

[David Dennison 19570]

My god.

[Scraps 13812]

Dezenzo looks like a cross between Edward Furlong and the T1000

Batted like them too

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Let’s just forfeit the rest of the season. Fire brown and get ready for ‘25

[Hornsbay22 485]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

I mean someone else in this league has to throw as bad as Fat Chas and DFA right?

[Gut Wagon 8219]

You just know that rival fans are thinking, "Man, our guys are really showing up in the clutch against the Astros. Making big pitches, getting key hits." They don't yet realize they're facing a truly abysmal club still living on former glory. 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

We’ve lost all our hr power 

Edited August 7 by tx 3 putt

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Rangers have the right idea hitting dribblers to Valdez. That probably will pay off for them in due time. 

[Scraps 13812]

Oh shit we scored

[Hornsbay22 485]

DFA DFA LOL

[David Dennison 19570]

Speaking of DFA.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I will give Chas a pass for that catch in game 5, but man my patience is growing thin

[Hornsbay22 485]

You are standing a foot off the plate with your ass facing the pitcher,  if the ball look inside to you its a ball dumbass.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

For @tx 3 putt

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

For @tx 3 putt

 

3 putt is buying a table for 8 of us if Framber can do this 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Jump on this guy !!!!

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Great job rook !!!!

 

 

 

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!!!

Edited August 7 by tx 3 putt

[Limp Brisket 549]

Myers doing work.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Who called this rookie clown up?

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Nasty short Hop

And there goes the perfect gsne

[Scraps 13812]

Way to fuck it up Bregman. Now Framber will probably implode

[UTexasFight 9819]

Or still face the minimum!?

[tx 3 putt 78762]

We need runs 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Averaging 10 pitches an inning…

 

preeetty good

[UTexasFight 9819]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Way to fuck it up Bregman. 

He’s no Toro 

[kevwun 16449]

It would suck if that throw costs him.

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It would suck if that throw costs him.

If it does, he’s gonna be offered a lifetime supply of salsa….

but needs to hold out for some racehorses 

[TejasPedro 1918]

Is Brian Bogusevic married?

[David Dennison 19570]

Easy, big fella.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Bregs can send his lifetime supply of salsa to HPU Nic Lentz 

[Scraps 13812]

Calm down dipshit

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Here comes the head case

[Scraps 13812]

Is Brian Bogusevic married?

You interested or what?

Holy Cody Bellinger, Jung

[Limp Brisket 549]

They asked him if he was manic or depressant this morning.  It’s manic!

[UTexasFight 9819]

Holy shit that was funny

thanks for the laugh, tech tard 

[Scraps 13812]

Dezenzo looks like the shortest 6'5 guy ever

[tx 3 putt 78762]

 

[WBT 20998]

Yeah, I don't get what we're waiting on with Whitley.  Should strike now before he starts eating Whataburger again or whatever.

[Scraps 13812]

Does shit like that count as a mound visit?

Not that it matters....just curious

[UTexasFight 9819]

Billy Wagner’s slider?

 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

[WBT 20998]

33 pitches the last 2 innings probably blew his chance at the Maddux

[David Dennison 19570]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

[Guadaloopy 11139]

@txduck87

[UTexasFight 9819]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

Hader is up 

[WBT 20998]

Insurance!

[UTexasFight 9819]

Holy sbir.

 

well now that is a way 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

He’s back !!!!!!

[Scraps 13812]

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