Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Honeysucklerose 987]

You have to be freaking kidding me. There is not one lame nuts on this lineup that should be swinging on 3-0.

[Scraps 13561]

Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

[David Dennison 18852]

My god.

[Scraps 13561]

Dezenzo looks like a cross between Edward Furlong and the T1000

Batted like them too

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Let’s just forfeit the rest of the season. Fire brown and get ready for ‘25

[Hornsbay22 467]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

I mean someone else in this league has to throw as bad as Fat Chas and DFA right?

[Gut Wagon 8065]

You just know that rival fans are thinking, "Man, our guys are really showing up in the clutch against the Astros. Making big pitches, getting key hits." They don't yet realize they're facing a truly abysmal club still living on former glory. 

[tx 3 putt 76887]

We’ve lost all our hr power 

Edited August 7 by tx 3 putt

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Rangers have the right idea hitting dribblers to Valdez. That probably will pay off for them in due time. 

[Scraps 13561]

Oh shit we scored

[Hornsbay22 467]

DFA DFA LOL

[David Dennison 18852]

Speaking of DFA.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

I will give Chas a pass for that catch in game 5, but man my patience is growing thin

[Hornsbay22 467]

You are standing a foot off the plate with your ass facing the pitcher,  if the ball look inside to you its a ball dumbass.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

For @tx 3 putt

 

[UTexasFight 9431]

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

For @tx 3 putt

 

3 putt is buying a table for 8 of us if Framber can do this 

[tx 3 putt 76887]

Jump on this guy !!!!

[tx 3 putt 76887]

Great job rook !!!!

 

 

 

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!!!

Edited August 7 by tx 3 putt

[Limp Brisket 546]

Myers doing work.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Who called this rookie clown up?

[tx 3 putt 76887]

Nasty short Hop

And there goes the perfect gsne

[Scraps 13561]

Way to fuck it up Bregman. Now Framber will probably implode

[UTexasFight 9431]

Or still face the minimum!?

[tx 3 putt 76887]

We need runs 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Averaging 10 pitches an inning…

 

preeetty good

[UTexasFight 9431]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Way to fuck it up Bregman. 

He’s no Toro 

[kevwun 15772]

It would suck if that throw costs him.

[UTexasFight 9431]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It would suck if that throw costs him.

If it does, he’s gonna be offered a lifetime supply of salsa….

but needs to hold out for some racehorses 

[TejasPedro 1857]

Is Brian Bogusevic married?

[David Dennison 18852]

Easy, big fella.

[UTexasFight 9431]

Bregs can send his lifetime supply of salsa to HPU Nic Lentz 

[Scraps 13561]

Calm down dipshit

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Here comes the head case

[Scraps 13561]

Is Brian Bogusevic married?

You interested or what?

Holy Cody Bellinger, Jung

[Limp Brisket 546]

They asked him if he was manic or depressant this morning.  It’s manic!

[UTexasFight 9431]

Holy shit that was funny

thanks for the laugh, tech tard 

[Scraps 13561]

Dezenzo looks like the shortest 6'5 guy ever

[tx 3 putt 76887]

 

[WBT 20561]

Yeah, I don't get what we're waiting on with Whitley.  Should strike now before he starts eating Whataburger again or whatever.

[Scraps 13561]

Does shit like that count as a mound visit?

Not that it matters....just curious

[UTexasFight 9431]

Billy Wagner’s slider?

 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

[WBT 20561]

33 pitches the last 2 innings probably blew his chance at the Maddux

[David Dennison 18852]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

[Guadaloopy 10960]

@txduck87

[UTexasFight 9431]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well this is one way to keep the bullpen from blowing it.  

Hader is up 

[WBT 20561]

Insurance!

[UTexasFight 9431]

Holy sbir.

 

well now that is a way 

[tx 3 putt 76887]

He’s back !!!!!!

[Scraps 13561]

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