Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Honeysucklerose 1,006]

Suck it Arlington

[Scraps 13,812]

Ok Denzenzo now looks 6'5 when standing next to Yordan

[WBT 20,998]

Another well-earned save for Hader.  Lulz that he's one off the team record for consecutive save chances converted.

[Overlord 366]

Man, Breggy is balls out on plays with no hitters on the line. He’s done it more than once. That was a tough play. 

[Planet Houston 4,950]

Phew. I feel for Framber. What a start. 

[tx 3 putt 78,759]

Win the series tomorrow

who wants to take off early and goto the game ?

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

As mediocre as we are, if we had Seager we'd win the West by 12 games. Stud. 

[Overlord 366]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Such terrible pitch selection on a guy that is Uber aggressive at the plate (after what he showed last AB swgining on 3-0 last AB and then on a not great 3-1 pitch)

Or blame the execution. Not good 

 

 

Boy, he just barely missed his spot. That’s a really good pitch. Just a better hit. Props to Seager

[Overlord 366]

I could have hit that ball out. With a toothpick. 

[Scraps 13,812]

What are these dorks wearing

[Gourmand 7,778]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I could have hit that ball out. With a toothpick. 

In similar news, I'm over 50 and under 6' even I could take Chris Mihm in one-on-one half court. 

[WBT 20,998]

One on one?  3x3 is the new hotness

[UTexasFight 9,819]

9 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Boy, he just barely missed his spot. That’s a really good pitch. Just a better hit. Props to Seager

Huh?

that was a terrible pitch. 
It’s the new picture in the baseball dictionary next to the definition of a cement mixer 

 

 

 

[Rip76 5,022]

Really needed that Yordan bomb tonight.

[Stros121 3]

I was having a bad night. Nice win

[tx 3 putt 78,759]

World Series game 7 tomorrow 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,869]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

What are these dorks wearing

Selling Kias? 

[TonyTexas 10,786]

3putt and Wulaw waking up with boners. 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,599]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

3putt and Wulaw waking up with boners. 

 

I’ve given up on Whitley ever being a part of this organization. They’d rather dumpster dive for shitheads that Yankees fans throw parades for when leaving than just call him up and give him a reasonable shot. 
Whatever. 

[Scraps 13,812]

Get the Lisa Loeb keyed up

[Gourmand 7,778]

Hopefully they squeeze some more magic sauce out of Yusei today because he hasn't fared too well against the Rangers lineup the last two times he faced them: 11 runs allowed 13 hits 3 HRs 8 K 4 BBs

 

[TejasPedro 1,918]

[tx 3 putt 78,759]

Silver Boot Day !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78,759]

 

[TejasPedro 1,918]

This whole Tucker thing is turning into a Brian’s Song type deal.

who will play Tuck in the movie my vote is Alexander Caan. 

[Dnaguy 12,723]

5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

This whole Tucker thing is turning into a Brian’s Song type deal.

who will play Tuck in the movie my vote is Alexander Caan. 

I imaging some sort of big push into the playoffs where he continues his earlier pace / he’s on fire.

He’ll likely get dinged up or something in the playoffs only to do his best Kirk Gibson impression.

 

[Gourmand 7,778]

If Tucker is actually pain free then he should be out on a rehab assignment asap. The fact he isn't suggests to me that they're concerned about a potential fracture in the event of him returning too soon. Or it was actually fractured in the first place, though i think it was a bad bone bruise.

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

If Tucker is actually pain free then he should be out on a rehab assignment asap. The fact he isn't suggests to me that they're concerned about a potential fracture in the event of him returning too soon. Or it was actually fractured in the first place, though i think it was a bad bone bruise.

Definitely weird. Don't want to think a player of his stature would be overly cautious about playing, but at various times it's seemed that maybe he's dialed back his fielding effort with free agency approaching. Regardless, we need that bat in the lineup. DH him if you must. 

[tx 3 putt 78,759]

Tucker better hit all home runs ….

 

[dr99 566]

Kikuchi should win over his new team by beaning Seager today.

[Halohal 554]

Space city rock!

[Scraps 13,812]

Someone do positive shit with bases loaded plz

[David Dennison 19,569]

DFA

[Scraps 13,812]

1 fucking run. Jfc. Buncha raisin balls

[Halohal 554]

Geez

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

How many times have we had bases loaded with one out lately and gotten 1 or fewer outs? Damn we sucks 6-9.

[Halohal 554]

Denzo sitting on Lorenzo's 

[Mo Horn 8,939]

Good for Zach to get his first hit... and more of the sister/girlfriend/wife please. 

[Scraps 13,812]

Only 2183 behind Altuve

[David Dennison 19,569]

That is so pathetically bad.

[Honeysucklerose 1,006]

This lineup is full of no nut pansies

[Hornsbay22 485]

Can no one hit the fucking ball in the air?

[Mo Horn 8,939]

We have to be either last, or very close to it, in risp left on base. 

[David Dennison 19,569]

DERP

[TejasPedro 1,918]

Well that sucks

[David Dennison 19,569]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We have to be either last, or very close to it, in risp left on base. 

https://www.teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/runners-left-in-scoring-position-per-game

[Scraps 13,812]

Wow Rangers got some raisin balls too

[Hornsbay22 485]

Wow that AB by Lowe was bad

[Scraps 13,812]

We have to be either last, or very close to it, in risp left on base. 

Blum/Kalas said we were next to last to the fucking shithead White Sox in something....maybe OPS with bases loaded I don't even remember....but if the only team you are ahead of is those dudes then you should rethink your strategy/lineup/hitting coach

[Mo Horn 8,939]

Yordan heating up