Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Macklemore 2860]

[TejasPedro 1848]

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Wrap this up asap before the big rain hits 

[Gut Wagon 8039]

Ain't no slump like a Doobie slump. 

[Rip76 4883]

This would be a called game right?

[Gourmand 7761]

 

CALL IT

[David Dennison 17804]

Good grief.

[Gourmand 7761]

Pressly won't be able to throw strikes through this

 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Fucking hell Pressley 

[Macklemore 2860]

I fucking hate Pressly this season. Throw strikes asshole 

[Scraps 13490]

Lol this dude is such a nut sack

[Dbeasy 14791]

I told my wife at the beginning of the inning to be prepared for two on and no outs. I despise Pressly. 

Edited August 10 by Dbeasy

[David Dennison 17804]

America's closer.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Why the fuck is Pressly in this game in these conditions over Dubin?

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Why the fuck is Pressly in this game in these conditions over Dubin?

he was warmed and ready

[David Dennison 17804]

Forget those runners.

Get outs.

[Hornsbay22 452]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

he was warmed and ready

Doesn't seem like he was warmed 

[Scraps 13490]

he was warmed and ready

Still pointless. You could have sat him and had him for future game.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

One more fucking out 

[David Dennison 17804]

Never in doubt.

[Gourmand 7761]

Winning is fun

[Macklemore 2860]

Astros win!!

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Game bitches 

win the series tomorrow 

[elfenix 34129]

Good job baseball at getting this one in but fuck the commissioner and Astros win!

[Hornsbay22 452]

Like this Astros team........tonight

[DaysOff 7698]

Prefer winning

[runthebone 7894]

Pressly sucks dick.  But a win is good

[HOOKEM4 4949]

His mother was a mudder! Good job Pressley. Dealing with that shit condition was impressive.

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[Dbeasy 14791]

FYI we are both Rangers and Astros fans, and the Astros broadcast is way better than the Rangers. Julia is great as are the main guys. So much more enjoyable than the Rangers broadcast. 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

[WBT 20280]

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

FYI we are both Rangers and Astros fans, and the Astros broadcast is way better than the Rangers. Julia is great as are the main guys. So much more enjoyable than the Rangers broadcast. 

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Not that Kalas is any good either.

Edited August 10 by WBT

[HtownHorn 14344]

14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Not that Kalas is any good either.

He was our radio guy, they replaced Milo when he retired and Ashby, who thought he was getting the pbp job, but instead we just fired him instead. I wish Crane would have admitted his mistake on Abreu and Montero as fast he got rid of those two idiots in the radio to get Sparks and Ford.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

 

[Gourmand 7761]

48 minutes ago, WBT said:

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Ah yes, Dave Raymond... NSIAP because it's still hilarious days later (watch to the end if you haven't seen this)

 

 

[dr99 551]

Dave Raymond has Astros Derangement Syndrome.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

[tx 3 putt 75571]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[TejasPedro 1848]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

So, Montero is a space cowboy, yeah, well
I’m gonna call him Maurice

[Scraps 13490]

LuLz @ Altuve hr is a hr in one park 

I call #1 bullshit on this. That was plenty high and far enough to reach Crawford Boxes. It was 397 ft.


As a matter of fact:

Just more shit Blum and Kalas are clueless about

[BrickTop 474]

I call #1 bullshit on this. That was plenty high and far enough to reach Crawford Boxes. It was 397 ft.


As a matter of fact:



Just more shit Blum and Kalas are clueless about

This confused me as well but wasn’t it the stat source saying it was 326ft? Weren’t they just repeating it?

[Scraps 13490]

Probably so but anyone with a brain saw that hit the board above the monster... which the monster is 2Xs higher than Crawford Boxes and only 5 ft shorter at the poles....so just by seeing where that ball went it is impossible it wouldnt have made it to Crawford boxes (not even talking the other 28 fields) 

But dad jokes and Biden(no CR) of broadcasting couldn't see that I guess 

[runthebone 7894]

Altuve hit the shit out of that ball.

[Gut Wagon 8039]

That mega-bomb by Diaz went so high and far it might have been out of Yosemite. I doubt the rain gave it much of a boost. 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Win the series today !!!!

[David Dennison 17804]

Replace Chas with Tucker and that's a pretty good lineup.

[tx 3 putt 75571]

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Replace Chas with Tucker and that's a pretty good lineup.

Too much season left to be talking about opening day 2025

please focus !

[Gourmand 7761]

Good to see Espada sticking with Dezenzo instead of just letting him ride the bench for 5 straight games

[tx 3 putt 75571]

 

[tx 3 putt 75571]

Red Sox Going with a BP game, used 5 guys yesterday 

we have to pound these guys today