Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[tx 3 putt 75472]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

 

[Gourmand 7761]

"Slow progress, but he's trending in the right direction."

 

 

[tx 3 putt 75472]

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Rosario can play OF and give all 3 IF spots besides 1B a breather. Harold Ramirez plays OF and 1B and is also out there although he’s only a 73 OPS+ but has hit .316 against LHP this year. Chas is hitting .201 with a 61 OPS+ so how desperate are we? Or is it just me. Somebody in our outfield needs to start hitting. Leon appears to have all the holes in his swing we were told. 50% K! It’s been a beautiful last week but Bregman, Yordan and Yainer won’t stay this hot forever. We take a shot with every scrub pitcher may as well resurrect a hitter. 

[kevwun 15299]

Leon is gonna need most of a season to know if he can play in the majors.  What he's done after being called up was very predictable.  Rosario could help the team.  He has no pop whatsoever, but he can hit singles and doesn't strikeout much.

Edited August 14 by kevwun

[Scraps 13485]

Better players will be DFA'd

[David Dennison 17797]

Come on, man.

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Here comes our outfield gauntlet. 

[UTPhil2006 3768]

Jake tried to DFA himself/Tucker himself 

[Planet Houston 4918]

🤮🤑

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

Chas loafed on yet another hit to the outfield and it cost us a run yesterday. He has no business being on this organization. 

[YChang 3394]

Quality at bat Chas. Quality. 

[HtownHorn 14337]

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Here comes our outfield gauntlet. 

They put up more of a fight than our 1st 6 batters.

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

How can you miss pitches right down the middle that badly?

Ive always felt that Chas was one of those guys that probably isn’t that bright but would run through a brick wall and give 100 percent for his boys but he looks like he’s checked out.

[tx 3 putt 75472]

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Jake tried to DFA himself/Tucker himself 

my heart skipped a beat 

[David Dennison 17797]

OK, you're done at first, rook.

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Surly thread : anyone can play first !!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

my heart skipped a beat 

 

11 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Jake tried to DFA himself/Tucker himself 

I wasn’t sure which way I was rooting.

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Is Siri the Leon floor or ceiling?

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Is Siri the Leon floor or ceiling?

No one is coming close to Siri’s celebration dancing skills !!!!

[HtownHorn 14337]

Dezenzo plays 1B like Raygun break dances.

Edited August 14 by HtownHorn

[tx 3 putt 75472]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dezenzo plays 1B like Raygun break dances.

his 2 E’s were on extremely routine playable balls. maybe he’s just nervous 

[Gourmand 7761]

TK called that one

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Pena Power !!!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

I feel I’ve talked enough shit about our OF that at least 2 will get a hit and one will hit a HR. 
 

Well Pena isn’t an OF but I’ll take it.

[Dutchrudder 11056]

Nice AB by Pena, he didn't swing at some sliders off the plate. Now he just needs to teach the outfield how to do that. 

[dr99 551]

What's the deal with Pena and the snot rockets? Is that like a nervous tick or something.

[hornmpa96 2541]

Can we leave Chas in Florida?

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Chas 2 strikeouts on 7 pitches. 

[tx 3 putt 75472]

11 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I feel I’ve talked enough shit about our OF that at least 2 will get a hit and one will hit a HR. 
 

Well Pena isn’t an OF but I’ll take it.

it’s mid August, big bats are waking up, pitching is cruising and we’re getting jv back

stay / get healthy, stay in 1st and pray one of the of‘s wake up 

[hornmpa96 2541]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Chas 2 strikeouts on 7 pitches. 

He takes strikes that are middle-middle and swings at pitches that wouldn’t be called strikes for peak Tom Glavine.

[Dnaguy 11592]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

it’s mid August, big bats are waking up, pitching is cruising and we’re getting jv back

stay / get healthy, stay in 1st and pray one of the of‘s wake up 

 

[tx 3 putt 75472]

No Pressley tonight ????

[WBT 20252]

Come on Ort cloud

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Always gotta have an inning 

[UTPhil2006 3768]

Just now, WBT said:

Come on Ort cloud

This should end the Ort in the 8th convo 

[hornmpa96 2541]

Maybe Ort isn’t ready for prime time yet

[David Dennison 17797]

Maybe try to hold the runner at second.

And that's why.

[Gourmand 7761]

that was a strike goddamnit

[David Dennison 17797]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe try to hold the runner at second.

And that's why.

[YChang 3394]

Way to Scott!

[Mitch Hedberg 2088]

Great Scott!

needed that

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Tight game

[David Dennison 17797]

Walks are bad.

[tx 3 putt 75472]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Walks are bad.

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Damn 

[tx 3 putt 75472]

Fuck fuck 

[David Dennison 17797]

One fucking hit.

[Gourmand 7761]

this pesky mfer