Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[The Dog 44060]

3 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Bregman out tonight.  Elbow soreness. 

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That’ll do it.

[wood 11226]

48 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Y’all stay safe out there while sleeping at night. 

Sleeping. Serious binness. I almost always feel much better when I go to bed than when I wake up in the a.m. Coincidence? I think not.

[Jshep34 2308]

Sore from sleeping. Astros diagnosis amputation soon

[UTexasFight 9459]

This is a bad, bad baseball team

[Scraps 13561]

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

[tx 3 putt 76982]

yordan !

[UTexasFight 9459]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

Better than dumb looking jerseys /names 

 

 

Edited August 17 by UTexasFight

[Dutchrudder 11139]

Pre-game, Orbit shot my kid with silly string, he wasn't amused, but my wife and I thought it was hilarious 😂 

[UTexasFight 9459]

Whitcomb would have had that 

[Scraps 13561]

Way to not help yourself

[Storm the Field 5295]

Sloppy inning.

[wood 11226]

So, I can watch on MLB.TV on my laptop. Earlier I could watch it on my phone, but now when I try the Astros game, it says it's blacked out & I can only watch it 90 min after the game.  VPN is on and connected in ATL. FML. I guess the phone's location is keeping me from watching, while that's not happening on my laptop.

Edited August 17 by wood

[UTexasFight 9459]

I did not realize 3 games was our biggest division lead since the end of 2022.

never led by more than 2.5 last year 

[Wulaw Horn 19076]

It’s hard to describe how a team this good can have a lineup this bad. 

[David Dennison 18896]

Good to be back home.

[Rip76 4940]

That just might do it for tonight.

[David Dennison 18896]

The White Sox just scare you to death.

[runthebone 7994]

Shitty again

[UTexasFight 9459]

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

That just might do it for tonight.

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

[UTexasFight 9459]

I’ve never seen that 

ball through the scoreboard 

[tx 3 putt 76982]

Altuve trying to break the ballpark 

I’ll take that small ball rbi 

[Scraps 13561]

Breakin shit

[Gut Wagon 8079]

It's an especially good night to see Seattle gagging again. 

[tx 3 putt 76982]

crochet is cruising 

[Rip76 4940]

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. 

 

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

[HtownHorn 14691]

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

Edited August 17 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18896]

Maybe scout Robert.

[cabowabo 4487]

Joke of a ballpark. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Good grief

[WBT 20586]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Joke of a ballpark. 

fucking drayton

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

Not sure what it would have taken to get him, but I hope we at least tried hard. For whatever that's worth, which I suppose is nada. 

[Scraps 13561]

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

Its called a Mangina....ol greg can show you his

[David Dennison 18896]

That dude needs to stop playing first base.

[WBT 20586]

33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

lulz, 55 pitches

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This batting order is retarded. Espada is retarded.

[UTexasFight 9459]

21 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

He’s too scared to put innings on his arm.

told teams looking to trade for him that he wasn’t going to pitch in the postseason. 

[TonyTexas 10515]

If Altuve and Yordan can’t get it done, it ain’t getting done. 

[UTexasFight 9459]

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

So bad.

he looked like shit with a check swing on a fastball down the middle first AB.

so of course you’re going to go to that in the 2nd AB and he’s going to be sitting on it.

so of course you go to the sweeper on the 3rd AB and he’s going to be sitting in it 

(but maybe stop throwing middle middle and none of that happens)

[Gut Wagon 8079]

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox might just be too much to overcome. 

[HtownHorn 14691]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox Robert might just be too much to overcome. 

FIFY

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That new batters eye appears to be working wonders. For them.

[David Dennison 18896]

Meyers, Dezenzo, Dubon, McCormick should never happen.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

You keep speaking truth and I’ll keep liking it. It’s too bad people actually paid for baseball can’t see it. 

[David Dennison 18896]

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

That turd.

[Scraps 13561]

Turd needs to be pinched off

[closetojumping 62740]

I continue to believe that all Turd Ferguson needs to not be a terrible piece of shit of a pitcher is an oversized hat. He’d freak everyone out with it and also because it is funny. 

[David Dennison 18896]

Relax, y'all. It's Caleb Ferguson.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

You just know that Blummer is going to “slip” one day and call him Turd.