Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[cabowabo 4692]

Throw strikes asshole.

[HtownHorn 15235]

He needs to be DFA'd tomorrow. We have much better options in AAA.

[David Dennison 19571]

Yay?

[Rip76 5022]

Lets get 5 here.

[Scraps 13813]

Yainer looks like Turd Diaz tonight

[David Dennison 19571]

This offensive juggernaut started in Tampa.

[Rip76 5022]

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Lets get 5 here.

Maybe not.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Batters 5-9 are 0-8 with 7 strikeouts start of 6th inning.  Championship quality.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Batters 5-9 are 0-8 with 7 strikeouts start of 6th inning.  Championship quality.

Has Diaz swung at a ball in the strike zone tonight? Horrific. 

[David Dennison 19571]

DFA!!!

[WBT 21001]

rake farm!

[Scraps 13813]

Jakey poo with a donger

[tx 3 putt 78787]

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!

[Macklemore 2946]

Rake from State Farm!!

[Dutchrudder 11249]

@HtownHorn are you in section 106?  I just heard someone yelling "MVP! MVP!"

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

And yes I will keep talking shit about him!

[WBT 21001]

catfish are hard to catch because they're hard to get off your hook?

at that point they're already caught kalas

[Macklemore 2946]

DUBIE!

[David Dennison 19571]

He's not really going to hit Chas, is he?

[WBT 21001]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

DUBIE!

It's funny that we still have one milo nickname on the team

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I'd PH Whitcomb. Or anyone else in the building. 

[Scraps 13813]

Grady Sizemore being a manager(even if interim) is so laughable.

[Macklemore 2946]

Fuck you Chas

[David Dennison 19571]

That is infuriating.

[Mo Horn 8943]

Can we please DFA Chas in between innings? 

[David Dennison 19571]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Fuck you Chas

I don't blame him anymore. I blame the person playing him.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

I can’t believe how quick I have grown to hate Chas.

[HOOKEM4 5200]

Of course Chaz. Good job dude.

[Scraps 13813]

Diarrhea McCormick

[dr99 566]

Dusty was right about Chas

[Harrison Stafford 3393]

McCormick batting less than .200 with two runners in scoring position with two outs and we don’t PH.  Madness.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Espada sucks 

[UTexasFight 9820]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

McCormick batting less than .200 with two runners in scoring position with two outs and we don’t PH.  Madness.

Just wait until his arm costs us a run later in the game when we could have had Leon out there 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

That was a pinch hit spot for Singleton. Left on right

[Macklemore 2946]

 

[David Dennison 19571]

Just now, Macklemore said:

 

Unfortunately, Joe Espada does.

 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

I am tired of seeing turd Ferguson and Dubin on the 26 when Whitley hasn’t given up a run sugar land in 2 months or however long his 16 appearance scoreless streak is. 

Edited August 17 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13813]

Hey Vatos what does El Matiń mean. Thats Diaz nickname apparently. All I am seeing is "The Morning" which is dumb as fuck

[BeautifullyFurnishedCasita 71]

Korey Lee my hero

[David Dennison 19571]

Awful.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Sombrero for Yainer. 

[billfromlaketravis 11879]

They just can’t hit at home. Secretly painting the batter’s eye again is just another excuse. 
 

Stay out of the wild card, but we want as many road playoff games as possible. 

[David Dennison 19571]

Hey, guys. It's Robert. Mix it up or maybe walk him. I dunno.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Y’all wanting Ort to pitch leverage innings show yourselves 

[Scraps 13813]

They got one guy on their team worth a shit and we keep challenging him. Espada with that big brain.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Y’all wanting Ort to pitch leverage innings show yourselves 

Exactly

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Y’all wanting Ort to pitch leverage innings show yourselves 

I did after watching Pressly stumble around out there for much of the year. But Ort obviously might not be the answer, either. 

[David Dennison 19571]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

They got one guy on their team worth a shit and we keep challenging him. Espada with that big brain.

This right here.

[Mo Horn 8943]

Haven't been able to watch the game, but following on gamecast. Not surprised to see Dezenzo following the pattern of players who hit everything in the minors, come to the majors, look great the first few games, then look like they've never hit a baseball in their life. I assume Whitcomb will follow suit. 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Ort is fine.  Robert’s going to get his from time to time.  
 

This game is just so typical of the mid to late season hubris we’ve seen from this organization.  They take for granted these opportunities against crappy teams and rest the best players while running out a lineup of scrubs.  Winning streak be damned.   Taking advantage of the other teams in the division struggling be damned.  It just feels like they punted this game because they were facing Crochet.  
 

One of these seasons it’s really going to bite us.