Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mo Horn 8939]

Fuck you Jake

[Scraps 13812]

Jake Meyers the anti-clean up

[jofus 2269]

That’s one way to clear the bases.

[Mo Horn 8939]

He went

[UTPhil2006 3930]

So glad we batted that Jackoff 4th

[Halohal 554]

Laz Diaz making it about him... Sounds familiar 

[David Dennison 19569]

That dude is not ready for this level.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Zach definitely following the pattern of tanking after having a great start. Now hitting .167. Hopefully Shay will break the pattern. 

[David Dennison 19569]

Certainly Bregman and Yordan are available to PH, right?

[David Dennison 19569]

Good grief.

[Gale Snoats 246]

Fucking meyers 5 men left on in first 2 abs. So so predictable. Amazing we are where we are. Espada is such a fucking idiot

[Mo Horn 8939]

Well this game is going swimmingly. At least Framber is sharp 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Just now, Gale Snoats said:

Fucking meyers 5 men left on in first 2 abs. So so predictable. Amazing we are where we are. Espada is such a fucking idiot

I truly believe that we won our last WS despite Dusty, and if we do this year it will be despite Espada. And I've been an advocate for Espada on here, but he's pretty much lost me. Just stupid decisions. 

[Gale Snoats 246]

4 through 9 0 for 11. Par.

[WBT 20997]

Maybe score some runs?

[UTHornFan014 755]

Seriously... why are we tempting fate with this dumb fucking lineup today?

[Mo Horn 8939]

Yainer

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I love it when teams pitch Diaz in there. Definitely his wheelhouse. 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Look at the bottom third of the Astros order today.  No wonder they aren’t doing anything with the bats.

[David Dennison 19569]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Maybe score some runs?

Most of this lineup has trouble with major league pitching.

[tx 3 putt 78757]

[David Dennison 19569]

That's two strikes.

[Mo Horn 8939]

HPU fucking sucks 

[tx 3 putt 78757]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

HPU fucking sucks 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

Edited August 18 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 15231]

18 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Look at the bottom third of the Astros order today.  No wonder they aren’t doing anything with the bats.

Bottom 3rd?

From 4-9: 0-13, 2 BBs 6 Ks and 2 GIDPs.

[UTHornFan014 755]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

This entire game is an example of managerial malpractice 

[Scraps 13812]

And this is how we end up losing this game

[UTexasFight 9819]

4 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

This entire game is an example of managerial malpractice 

As was Friday 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bottom 3rd?

From 4-9: 0-13, 2 BBs 6 Ks and 2 GIDPs.

And that’s fair.

[Scraps 13812]

Thank god he didnt give up a random homer there.

Get three more outs and take it to the showers

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Insurance would be nice 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Tuve 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Love our DH 

[tx 3 putt 78757]

That’ll do 

[txduck87 1021]

Insurance would be nice 

Ask and ye shall receive.

[Scraps 13812]

[elfenix 34780]

I literally love Jose altuve

 

[Macklemore 2945]

ALTUVE!! And a ldogg sighting 

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

WhiteSox announcers said yesterday's loss made Chicago the first team eliminated from playoff contention.

No pressure now...

Earliest it’s ever happened 

[tx 3 putt 78757]

 

[Mo Horn 8939]

As good as Shay looked yesterday, he looks bad today. 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

ALTUVE!! And a ldogg sighting 

What am I chopped liver?

[Gut Wagon 8219]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

As good as Shay looked yesterday, he looks bad today. 

Silver sombrero isn't a good look for anyone. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

Damn

only 82 pitches…

 

Abreu  will get 2 weeks off on Labor Day when Pressly is back 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Keep winning series

[Rip76 5022]

Nice.

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Series W 

[Macklemore 2945]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What am I chopped liver?

LOL. I don’t think we’ve met in person. ldogg wears an astronaut helmet kind of hard to miss

ASTROS WIN!!

 

Edited August 18 by Macklemore

[tx 3 putt 78757]

104 pitches is impressive