Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mo Horn 8717]

Fuck you Jake

[Scraps 13490]

Jake Meyers the anti-clean up

[jofus 2265]

That’s one way to clear the bases.

[Mo Horn 8717]

He went

[UTPhil2006 3773]

So glad we batted that Jackoff 4th

[Halohal 498]

Laz Diaz making it about him... Sounds familiar 

[David Dennison 17800]

That dude is not ready for this level.

[Mo Horn 8717]

Zach definitely following the pattern of tanking after having a great start. Now hitting .167. Hopefully Shay will break the pattern. 

[David Dennison 17800]

Certainly Bregman and Yordan are available to PH, right?

[David Dennison 17800]

Good grief.

[Gale Snoats 242]

Fucking meyers 5 men left on in first 2 abs. So so predictable. Amazing we are where we are. Espada is such a fucking idiot

[Mo Horn 8717]

Well this game is going swimmingly. At least Framber is sharp 

[Mo Horn 8717]

Just now, Gale Snoats said:

Fucking meyers 5 men left on in first 2 abs. So so predictable. Amazing we are where we are. Espada is such a fucking idiot

I truly believe that we won our last WS despite Dusty, and if we do this year it will be despite Espada. And I've been an advocate for Espada on here, but he's pretty much lost me. Just stupid decisions. 

[Gale Snoats 242]

4 through 9 0 for 11. Par.

[WBT 20278]

Maybe score some runs?

[UTHornFan014 707]

Seriously... why are we tempting fate with this dumb fucking lineup today?

[Mo Horn 8717]

Yainer

[Gut Wagon 8038]

I love it when teams pitch Diaz in there. Definitely his wheelhouse. 

[Harrison Stafford 3319]

Look at the bottom third of the Astros order today.  No wonder they aren’t doing anything with the bats.

[David Dennison 17800]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Maybe score some runs?

Most of this lineup has trouble with major league pitching.

[tx 3 putt 75521]

[David Dennison 17800]

That's two strikes.

[Mo Horn 8717]

HPU fucking sucks 

[tx 3 putt 75521]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

HPU fucking sucks 

[HtownHorn 14340]

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

Edited August 18 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 14340]

18 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Look at the bottom third of the Astros order today.  No wonder they aren’t doing anything with the bats.

Bottom 3rd?

From 4-9: 0-13, 2 BBs 6 Ks and 2 GIDPs.

[UTHornFan014 707]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

This entire game is an example of managerial malpractice 

[Scraps 13490]

And this is how we end up losing this game

[UTexasFight 9304]

4 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

This entire game is an example of managerial malpractice 

As was Friday 

[Harrison Stafford 3319]

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bottom 3rd?

From 4-9: 0-13, 2 BBs 6 Ks and 2 GIDPs.

And that’s fair.

[Scraps 13490]

Thank god he didnt give up a random homer there.

Get three more outs and take it to the showers

[tx 3 putt 75521]

Insurance would be nice 

[Mo Horn 8717]

Tuve 

[UTexasFight 9304]

Love our DH 

[tx 3 putt 75521]

That’ll do 

[txduck87 975]

Insurance would be nice 

Ask and ye shall receive.

[Scraps 13490]

[elfenix 34123]

I literally love Jose altuve

 

[Macklemore 2856]

ALTUVE!! And a ldogg sighting 

[UTexasFight 9304]

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

WhiteSox announcers said yesterday's loss made Chicago the first team eliminated from playoff contention.

No pressure now...

Earliest it’s ever happened 

[tx 3 putt 75521]

 

[Mo Horn 8717]

As good as Shay looked yesterday, he looks bad today. 

[UTPhil2006 3773]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

ALTUVE!! And a ldogg sighting 

What am I chopped liver?

[Gut Wagon 8038]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

As good as Shay looked yesterday, he looks bad today. 

Silver sombrero isn't a good look for anyone. 

[UTexasFight 9304]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Espada even considering pulling Framber?

 

Abreu is going to have nothing left for the playoffs. Espada is such a fucking moron.

Damn

only 82 pitches…

 

Abreu  will get 2 weeks off on Labor Day when Pressly is back 

[Mo Horn 8717]

Keep winning series

[Rip76 4883]

Nice.

[tx 3 putt 75521]

Series W 

[Macklemore 2856]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What am I chopped liver?

LOL. I don’t think we’ve met in person. ldogg wears an astronaut helmet kind of hard to miss

ASTROS WIN!!

 

Edited August 18 by Macklemore

[tx 3 putt 75521]

104 pitches is impressive