Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 78759]

3 hours ago, texashorne said:

I was a little surprised yesterday that Caratini didn't catch and Yanier play 1st. I also wish we could have rested the main BP guys, but that's unlikely when Jake Meyers is your 4 hitter. 

 

day off before the upcoming stretch 

[tx 3 putt 78759]

I’ve never seen a triple play live, anyone here seen one ?

 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve never seen a triple play live, anyone here seen one ?

 

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 

[tx 3 putt 78759]

35 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 

fucking awesome 

[runthebone 8380]

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 

 

 

That is fucking crazy.

 

I mean, that Lance McCullers pitched in a game.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Leon down Cabbage up 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Leon down Cabbage up 

Are lefty Ks more productive than righty Ks? 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

no Breggy

[Scraps 13812]

Our resident gay Astros fan should have gotten a group of 10+ of his gay guys together and went to a game this series and flirt with Duran all game.

[TejasPedro 1918]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Our resident gay Astros fan should have gotten a group of 10+ of his gay guys together and went to a game this series and flirt with Duran all game.

[tx 3 putt 78759]

 

[ChickenSandwich 9980]

LFG

 

[tx 3 putt 78759]

[David Dennison 19569]

So Luis Garcia is the new LMJ.

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So Luis Garcia is the new LMJ.

And the new Urqidy (sort of) in the sense these were all guys that were definitely going to pitch for us this year and threw zero innings. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Don't expect to Bregman again this season. 3 fucking days only, this organization just lies all the time.

[tx 3 putt 78759]

Bergman isn’t playing this series 

[Pablo 500]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bergman isn’t playing this series 

This gives me discomfort

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Since joining the Jays, Will Wagner is 8 for 15 batting a nifty .533.  That gives me discomfort.

[Hornsbay22 485]

Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

Since joining the Jays, Will Wagner is 8 for 15 batting a nifty .533.  That gives me discomfort.

Saw that coming

[UTexasFight 9819]

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Saw that coming after Dana’s pregame in the radio yesterday. “We’re not there yet (on shutting down Garcia) but we’re getting close”

 

he said the same thing about Abreu the 2nd Sunday in June: “we have a timeline and the clock is ticking” (paraphrasing) and he was gone by that Friday. 

[Pablo 500]

6 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Since joining the Jays, Will Wagner is 8 for 15 batting a nifty .533.  That gives me discomfort.

we needed a starter though and its hard to complain about what Kikuchi has given us.

Toronto is 2-2 in games Will has played

[UTexasFight 9819]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bergman isn’t playing this series 

Who said this?

not saying that’s not how it plays out, but is this official from the team?

Rome thinks he’ll play Thursday in Baltimore 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Indeed, Kikuchi has been nails so far (hope this doesn’t jinx him tonight).I suppose I should be happy for Wags.  Performing well on the big stage.  

Edited August 19 by Harrison Stafford

[David Dennison 19569]

39 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't expect to Bregman again this season. 3 fucking days only, this organization just lies all the time.

So what? 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

21 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

 

Why? If you asked Jon Heyman to describe what he sees, you’d get a whole lot of words to say “my colon.”

Edited August 19 by IDIOTsavant
Fucking autocorrect…

[tx 3 putt 78759]

32 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who said this?

not saying that’s not how it plays out, but is this official from the team?

Rome thinks he’ll play Thursday in Baltimore 

per the twitter, Bergman told espada he’s ready to play

 

 

 

He’ll be ready by Easter !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

 

 

surly thread ….

Edited August 19 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78759]

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Oopsies

That looks familiar 

Edited August 20 by UTexasFight

[TejasPedro 1918]

Duran hates gays and orientals. 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Well fuckity fuck. 

[Hornsbay22 485]

Duran just gay bashed that ball

[tx 3 putt 78759]

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Duran hates gays and orientals. 

he probably drove through montrose to yell at gais on the way to the ballpark !

[Scraps 13812]

Get yo shit together Cooter

[David Dennison 19569]

Not ideal.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Nice play

[UTexasFight 9819]

Phew. That could have ended very badly 

[Hornsbay22 485]

Valdez is jealous of Kuchi

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Sweet play by Kikuchi.  

[Mo Horn 8939]

C'mon rook 

[tx 3 putt 78759]

Fuck 

[David Dennison 19569]

Oh boy.

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

You should listen to him,Joe

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Not a sweet play by the kid.  

[Dennis Taylor 19383]

Ok the Japanese interpreter covering his mouth on the mound visit is fucking hilarious.  

" They may have a guy that can read lips in Japanese so make sure you cover it up" 

[UTexasFight 9819]

He’s fucked

that ump is not giving the bottom of the zone. Red Sox are going to kill him if they can eliminate that part of the zone 

[Scraps 13812]

DP King

[UTexasFight 9819]

Pitch count:

27 to 5

yayyyy

Edited August 20 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13812]

Ok the Japanese interpreter covering his mouth on the mound visit is fucking hilarious.  
" They may have a guy that can read lips in Japanese so make sure you cover it up" 

I mean they have Yoshida, who has a translator, on their team