Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Lat22 4086]

He never puts the ball in play with a guy on third and less than two outs. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Sparks: Singleton with a better chance to put it in play than cabbage whose K’d twice already 

read: GIDP incoming 

[Hornsbay22 485]

Jake is literally swinging to not strike out which is causing him to strike out. 

[WBT 20997]

If your going to ph for Cabbage against a righty, why didn't you just leave him in Sugarland?

Edited August 20 by WBT
you know what I meant

[David Dennison 19569]

We need 1B, LF, CF, and probably 3B in the off-season.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Peña’s goofy ass running style, I swear he was gonna trip over his thighs slapping together getting out of the starters block from 3rd

[Hornsbay22 485]

What a dog shit line up.

[Overlord 366]

What is Cabbage hitting?

Last night I saw Loperfido on Quick Pitch putting on the home run blazer last night. Stupid home run shit. Getting old. 

[David Dennison 19569]

Oh, good, Chas is in.

[Overlord 366]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

He never puts the ball in play with a guy on third and less than two outs. 

And it seems like he comes up in just that situation every damn game. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

What is Cabbage hitting?

Last night I saw Loperfido on Quick Pitch putting on the home run blazer last night. Stupid home run shit. Getting old. 

We don’t have anyone this roster hitting worse than Loperfido with the Blue Jays 

[Victor Lazlo 1814]

I still can’t get over pulling Kikuchi at the magical 99 pitch mark. He struck out 2 in a row, he’d be alright pitching to another batter.

Thats the kind of crap that chaps my ass.

[David Dennison 19569]

1 minute ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I still can’t get over pulling Kikuchi at the magical 99 pitch mark. He struck out 2 in a row, he’d be alright pitching to another batter.

Thats the kind of crap that chaps my ass.

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We don’t have anyone this roster hitting worse than Loperfido with the Blue Jays 

I wasn’t paying too much attention. I only watch to gawk at Abby Labar’s legs. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I wasn’t paying too much attention. I only watch to gawk at Abby Labar’s legs. 

He’s batting .163 with a 39% K rate in 51 plate appearances 

[wildcat09 29600]

Is Yordan ever going to homer at Minute Maid Park again?

[David Dennison 19569]

Way to fight, Joe.

[Scraps 13811]

Yainer went full Framber

[UTexasFight 9819]

And that completes the “around the horn” error night for the infield 

[BlackCat 496]

Thats a.....tough sequence. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

22 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This ump has missed about 10 pitches at the bottom of the zone tonight 

they’ve all cancelled each other out, but he’s missed 10

His scorecard is going to be abysmal 

[runthebone 8380]

Shitty defense is shitty

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Did Peña know he could swing

[Dbeasy 15613]

#dump-mlb-umps. 
 

Bring on robo-umps

[wildcat09 29600]

Second pitch to Pena was the worst call I’ve seen all season. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Scraps 13811]

Now this fuckstick...super

[UTHornFan014 755]

This team is definitely a reflection of their manager. Buncha mental midgets.

[David Dennison 19569]

Holy fucking shit.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This team is definitely a reflection of their manager. Buncha mental midgets.

I hate Espada

[Scraps 13811]

Impressive Turd....struck out Devers twice

[Scraps 13811]

Nice outing. Retire his jersey

[David Dennison 19569]

Ball four.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Chris Segal, btw, is HPU.

I've never heard of him 

[David Dennison 19569]

Solid AB, Jake. Well done.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Damnit Jake, why cant you just strike out

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

We have to get rid of Jake

[UTHornFan014 755]

Why the fuck are we not bunting that fuck stain? He either needs to not swing or fucking bunt

[tx 3 putt 78739]

Chas getting shit done !!!

[David Dennison 19569]

Chas did good.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Well that was unexpected 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Just look at those scrappy misfits! 

[tx 3 putt 78739]

Yall wankers keep talking shit about Chas !!!!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I don’t even want to DFA Meyers. I vote execution

This game is so fucked up Chas got a hit and scored

[Overlord 366]

I vote we give Jake from Rake Farm’s AB’s to Doobie. He’s good out in center. Or any other position, really. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Good spot for the first Whitbomb

[Scraps 13811]

Casas looks like he should be playing in 1987

[David Dennison 19569]

FUUUUUUUUURK!!!!

[UTexasFight 9819]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t even want to DFA Meyers. I vote execution

This game is so fucked up Chas got a hit and scored

That’s has to be the fastest/shortest route a guy has made it around the bases.

First pitch 153’ duck snort.

SB on the next pitch.

Pitch after that, scores on a 178’ liner to left 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78739]

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Can Bregman pinch hit against Kenley please?