Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTHornFan014 710]

17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’ll give you the SBs.

but I’m more inclined to blame bone-headed decisions like throwing home and giving up an extra 90’

 

or 7 BBs by our pitching 

Zero chance I would have left Blanco in to face Casas again when we had a lefty warmed up

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Furk. Yankees and Cleveland playing each missed a chance to gain ground on one of them. Gotta win tomorrow

[Wulaw Horn 19097]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Furk. Yankees and Cleveland playing each missed a chance to gain ground on one of them. Gotta win tomorrow

Cleveland scored 6 in the top of the 12. 

[Scraps 13562]

We really need fucking Tucker(never) and Bregman (tomorrow) back to eliminate some of Espada having to make lineup choices.

[Hornsbay22 468]

Good news is I finally feel like we are going to win every game again.   Even our "bad" bullpen arms are holding their own. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Happy JV Day to those who celebrate. 

[Macklemore 2872]

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Just another poorly managed game from Espada.

Heyman pushing the line that Espada has been doing one of the best managing jobs this year and the local media sports talk running with it has been comical.

[Scraps 13562]

Hunter Brown turning into Cy Young, Spaghetti being decent for 3/4ths of his starts, Scott overachieving first 4 months of the season,  and Blanco looking like Cy Young the first half of the season are the main reason we are in this position.  I give Espada zero credit for any of that (pitching coaches maybe, but Espada ain't doing shit on that level)....just like I would give Dusty zero credit if he was the manager.  Espada ain't doing shit to make us better, any local moron should of been able to take this roster to the playoffs.  

manager of the year is one of the dumbest fucking awards anyway.....just look at the NL Managers of the year recently.  Gabe Kapler wins it...oh man such a great manager fired 2 yrs later.  Buck wins it....oh man such a great manager he is winning awards!!111!!1....fired next season.  

Maybe I do want Espada to win it so we can fire him easier in the near future.  

Edited August 21 by Scraps

[huge 3793]

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Just now, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

Dusty played Maldy over Diaz. Everything I wrote about him on every piece of social media was accurate 

[huge 3793]

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Dusty played Maldy over Diaz. Everything I wrote about him on every piece of social media was accurate 

Phillip!  You changed man.

 

Also dont call Surly "social media"

 

[HtownHorn 14724]

17 minutes ago, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

Espada likley doesn't understand the pinch hit rule and proved in a game last week. Espada is a fucking moron that has no feel for when to pull his pitchers, relies too much on HRs to score runs, and puts together lineups like a retard.

Edited August 21 by HtownHorn

[huge 3793]

19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada likley doesn't understand the pinch hit rule and proved in a game last week. Espada is a fucking moron that has no feel for when to pull his pitchers, relies too much on HRs to score runs, and puts together lineups like a retard.

I thought the hive collective concluded that lineups matter about 2% of the time?

[huge 3793]

Also the word "retard" is understandably offensive to 2 good friends of mine so please change up your pejoratives.

 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

3 minutes ago, huge said:

Also the word "retard" is understandably offensive to 2 good friends of mine so please change up your pejoratives.

 

Low hanging fruit so I have to… are your two friends Dusty and Joe?

[UTexasFight 9498]

Quote

2026 World Baseball Classic pools and schedules are here! The Houston Astros will host Pool B World Baseball Classic matchups at Minute Maid Park, featuring teams from Great Britain, Italy, Mexico and the United States along with the winner of a Qualifier. 

Pool B World Baseball Classic Games at Minute Maid Park:

Friday, March 6: Mexico vs. Great Britain 

Friday, March 6: USA vs. Qualifier 

Saturday, March 7: Qualifier vs. Italy 

Saturday, March 7: Great Britain vs. USA 

Sunday, March 8: Great Britain vs. Italy 

Sunday, March 8: Qualifier vs. Mexico 

Monday, March 9: Qualifier vs. Great Britain 

Monday, March 9: Mexico vs. USA 

Full ticketing information for the 2026 tournament will be announced at a later date, but fans can register now at astros.com/wbc to receive the most up to date information, including how to receive exclusive priority access before tickets go on sale.

 

Where will Monday, March 9 rank as far as hottest ticket in MMP history?

 

 

 

Edited August 21 by UTexasFight

[Gourmand 7774]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Hunter Brown turning into Cy Young, Spaghetti being decent for 3/4ths of his starts, Scott overachieving first 4 months of the season,  and Blanco looking like Cy Young the first half of the season are the main reason we are in this position.  I give Espada zero credit for any of that (pitching coaches maybe, but Espada ain't doing shit on that level)....just like I would give Dusty zero credit if he was the manager.  Espada ain't doing shit to make us better, any local moron should of been able to take this roster to the playoffs.  

manager of the year is one of the dumbest fucking awards anyway.....just look at the NL Managers of the year recently.  Gabe Kapler wins it...oh man such a great manager fired 2 yrs later.  Buck wins it....oh man such a great manager he is winning awards!!111!!1....fired next season.  

Maybe I do want Espada to win it so we can fire him easier in the near future.  

Manager talk in baseball circles is like bitching about the weather in small talk with strangers.

I've always said and will always believe that managers are overrated when it comes to the successes and failures of an MLB team. They get too much credit for wins and too much blame for losses. 

But Espada does stupid shit sometimes regardless and it's cathartic to bitch about him. 

[Scraps 13562]

Batting Jake Meyers cleanup regardless the situation should tell anyone what they need to know about Joe Espada.  Manager of the year!

[n64ra 1086]

16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

0. 

You were close

[UTPhil2006 3807]

no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

2 hours ago, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

surly thread : anyone can play (insert position) and anyone can pitch (insert inning) !!!

[Scraps 13562]

15 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

He needs to start against RHP.

 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every time 

16 hours later Espada said fuck off 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

Pena at cleanup would be a curious choice even in Jeter's rec league. I'd much rather have Caratini there, no matter the impact on righty-lefty flow from there down through 9. 

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

 

[Scraps 13562]

Don't fall for it

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Well, Diaz is the 1st of the future. I guess the future is now

 

[TonyTexas 10516]

If one looks at this current 26, outside of Altuve, Yordan, Bregs, Peña, Diaz and, I guess, Caratini, the lineup options are extremely  underwhelming. The daily complaining is baffling. Is it because one jag is in over another jag?

[tx 3 putt 77060]

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If one looks at this current 26, outside of Altuve, Yordan, Bregs, Peña, Diaz and, I guess, Caratini, the lineup options are extremely  underwhelming. The daily complaining is baffling. Is it because one jag is in over another jag?

damn espada for not playing Griffey jr, Albert bell, bo jackson or Frank Thomas !!!!!!

[runthebone 8013]

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.

[hornmpa96 2618]

I want to bitch about the lineup but - If Bergman needs to DH and Altuve needs a day off, then what else can Espada do?

Arguably Singleton may be a better hitter against RHP than Caratini but it’s close.

Chas shouldn’t play for the rest of the year. he’s become a lazy defensive outfielder and is terrible at the plate. Too much banana pudding! However, the options to play instead of Chas suck as well.

The last 4/5 roster spots used for hitters on the 26 man are just terrible. Dana better go to work in the offseason.

[Macklemore 2872]

43 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

My God how stupid is this fucker. Why the fuck would you sit Altuve with JV’s first game back and why is JP batting cleanup.

Edited August 21 by Macklemore

[TonyTexas 10516]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.

Imagine your surprise when our first batter steps up to the plate. 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.

Jim Abbott did it, he needs to quit being a pussy 

[David Dennison 18922]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

My God how stupid is this fucker. Why the fuck would you sit Altuve with JV’s first game back and why is JP batting cleanup.

Altuve is getting a day off before seven straight against two of the best teams in baseball.

I have no problem with it.

[tx 3 putt 77060]

 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Also 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[hornmpa96 2618]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is a dumb fucking tweet. The Astros GM and staff should look at every player who is DFA’d and ask if that player is a better alternative than the current roster. 
 

Sportswriters, sports radio hosts, etc can be absolute morons.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jim Abbott did it, he needs to quit being a pussy 

Fun story. Only time I ever have been kicked out of an Astros game ever was saying Abbott batted better than Joey Gallo with one hand 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

 

[UTexasFight 9498]

19 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I want to bitch about the lineup but - If Bergman needs to DH and Altuve needs a day off, then what else can Espada do?

 

This

Guys still have to have off days. It’s just where we are with Tucker out 

[UTexasFight 9498]

13 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

This is a dumb fucking tweet. The Astros GM and staff should look at every player who is DFA’d and ask if that player is a better alternative than the current roster. 
 

Sportswriters, sports radio hosts, etc can be absolute morons.

also this.

although they  should stop when they get to the BB9 category.

 

[UTexasFight 9498]

22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Fun story. Only time I ever have been kicked out of an Astros game ever was saying Abbott batted better than Joey Gallo with one hand 

That’s bullshit. I guess some people just can’t handle the truth

”Even his hitting was exceptional. Jim batted from the left side, wrapping his left hand around the bat and the stub of his right arm. He was able to generate remarkable power, blasting seven homers and batting an excellent .427 as a senior. ”

https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/jim-abbott/

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

The person who deserves as much blame or more for us having this shitty bench and bottom of the order is Dana after him being here for two years. It’s not like we’re missing 7 position players. Abreu sucked and Tucker is hurt but beyond that we have a bunch of jags who could and should have been replaced long ago. 

[Wulaw Horn 19097]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

also this.

although they  should stop when they get to the BB9 category.

 

Oooof. Sub to k/BB should be a deal breaker for a reliever. 

[UTexasFight 9498]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oooof. Sub to k/BB should be a deal breaker for a reliever. 

Well, yeah. It was for one team at least.

[hornmpa96 2618]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

The person who deserves as much blame or more for us having this shitty bench and bottom of the order is Dana after him being here for two years. It’s not like we’re missing 7 position players. Abreu sucked and Tucker is hurt but beyond that we have a bunch of jags who could and should have been replaced long ago. 

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

[runthebone 8013]

46 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Imagine your surprise when our first batter steps up to the plate. 

I totally just looked at 3B.  It's a medical miracle!  Nobels all arounf

[UTexasFight 9498]

10 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

Dammit. You’re beating me to the punch on all of these.

just about to post the same thing.

when you have $31M tied up in a first baseman you DFA’d in May and a RP you sent to the minors in July, your hands a bit tied as the GM. Montero is the 10th highest paid reliever today. (Probably closer to top 5 when the deal was done).

Add in the fact that, in addition, we currently have the 2nd and 6th highest paid relievers, it’s going to be hard to build out a quality bench /position of needs when you only have 2 drafts under your belt (with the latter happening all of 1 month ago)
 

Edited August 21 by UTexasFight
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[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

No doubt there have been budgetary constraints. But the Moneyball A’s say hello. Not looking for starters or all stars but there are bats out there. Profar signed for a million dollars and might be Padres MVP. Bligh Madris and these other guys that have never been successful have given just what was to be expected. I don’t know. Maybe he’s done all he could. Just terrible to have World Series expectations and a 6-9 and bench like we have. If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear.