Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13490]

Jesus christ

[tx 3 putt 75579]

One out you’re running 

[Mo Horn 8723]

Just got home in time to see stupid baserunning by Myers 

[Overlord 366]

Well, that didn’t work out well

[Hornsbay22 452]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

good bunt situation though 

Wasted that

[Scraps 13490]

The amount of joey gallo's we have on this team with a guy on 3rd less than 2 outs and no one can hit sac fly it seems like ever

[tx 3 putt 75579]

I’m starting to like the idea of letting many guys play some first. Playoffs ready 

[Mo Horn 8723]

Another really nice start from Hunter

[tx 3 putt 75579]

Great start !!!!

[Macklemore 2860]

How the fuck is that a strike 

[Soliver465 396]

Watching gamecast and the home plate umpire suck’s balls.

[TejasPedro 1848]

This umpire has some action on this game

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Whitcomb seems to have a clue. 
Meyers has had a decent amount of good AB’s lately- maybe heating up a little bit. 
Gamels apparently is decent against RHP. 
maybe we won’t be as awful at the back end if we actually get some guys back healthy. Maybe. Probably not. But maybe. 

[tx 3 putt 75579]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Whitcomb seems to have a clue. 
Meyers has had a decent amount of good AB’s lately- maybe heating up a little bit. 
Gamels apparently is decent against RHP. 
maybe we won’t be as awful at the back end if we actually get some guys back healthy. Maybe. Probably not. But maybe. 

[Scraps 13490]

Can't have a kid hold on to a bat he may massacre thousands at Camden

[HtownHorn 14344]

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

I think the best free agent OFer not named Soto is probably Santander. May be someone I’m forgetting. 

[WBT 20280]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

That would be nice.  I'm not sure both will work out but it would be nice.

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

That would be nice.  I'm not sure both will work out but it would be nice.

Better to just fix 1B and lf for sure and let it ride at CF and figure one of the kids can hold down 3B if we actually fix LF and 3B. Jake and whoever is the guy at 3B is fine hitting 8 and 9 (and Pena 7) if you get legit bats for the easy offensive positions. 

[David Dennison 17804]

Uh oh.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Take the double play 

[WBT 20280]

Dude, throw the damn ball

[David Dennison 17804]

Come on, rook.

[Scraps 13490]

I think the best free agent OFer not named Soto is probably Santander. May be someone I’m forgetting. 

Those are pretty much the only two who are worth a shit...horrible OF class




Dudeee get the double play jfc

[dr99 551]

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Can't have a kid hold on to a bat he may massacre thousands at Camden

It is Baltimore, though.

[David Dennison 17804]

JFC

[Scraps 13490]

Abreu going full dipshit

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Damn. We’re in a tight spot 

[elfenix 34131]

Fuck

[Macklemore 2860]

FUCK YOU ABREU

[David Dennison 17804]

Complete fucking meltdown.

Well done, team.

[tx 3 putt 75579]

Cut Abreu 

[UTexasFight 9304]

Anti-Tucker in Baltimore from last year 

[Mo Horn 8723]

Fuck

[Scraps 13490]

Such a dumbass

[UTexasFight 9304]

Take the double play 

[WBT 20280]

that was rather crushed.  Give him credit for gonig up and getting 98.

No W for Hunter

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I’ll take some of that next year but 
oh man that sucks

[WBT 20280]

Why is Abreu still in the game?  Wanting his arm to fall all the way off before Sept 1?

[Overlord 366]

That was unfortunate 

[Honeysucklerose 955]

Let a high leverage guy sit for 6 days. Espada you idiot

[Macklemore 2860]

I’m changing the channel. Waste of a Friday night thanks to Abreu 

[BrazilHorn 6566]

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 

[David Dennison 17804]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 

It happens.

Sucks, though.

[Overlord 366]

Has that ball landed yet?

[Mo Horn 8723]

And we're done here

[Scraps 13490]

Nice outing nutsack

[UTexasFight 9304]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Let a high leverage guy sit for 6 days. Espada you idiot

This sarcasm?

 

”why are you pitching him so much, Espada?! Dumbass!”

 

”why aren’t you pitching him more than once every 6 days, Espada?! Dumbass!”

[Overlord 366]

Go ahead and pull Altuve out of the game. 
 

Hey, put Cabbage in. 
 

Wait wut?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well shit. Rangers doing us a solid against Cleveland too. Double whammy.