Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13,560]

Jesus christ

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

One out you’re running 

[Mo Horn 8,824]

Just got home in time to see stupid baserunning by Myers 

[Overlord 366]

Well, that didn’t work out well

[Hornsbay22 467]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

good bunt situation though 

Wasted that

[Scraps 13,560]

The amount of joey gallo's we have on this team with a guy on 3rd less than 2 outs and no one can hit sac fly it seems like ever

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

I’m starting to like the idea of letting many guys play some first. Playoffs ready 

[Mo Horn 8,824]

Another really nice start from Hunter

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

Great start !!!!

[Macklemore 2,876]

How the fuck is that a strike 

[Soliver465 404]

Watching gamecast and the home plate umpire suck’s balls.

[TejasPedro 1,857]

This umpire has some action on this game

[Wulaw Horn 19,064]

Whitcomb seems to have a clue. 
Meyers has had a decent amount of good AB’s lately- maybe heating up a little bit. 
Gamels apparently is decent against RHP. 
maybe we won’t be as awful at the back end if we actually get some guys back healthy. Maybe. Probably not. But maybe. 

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Whitcomb seems to have a clue. 
Meyers has had a decent amount of good AB’s lately- maybe heating up a little bit. 
Gamels apparently is decent against RHP. 
maybe we won’t be as awful at the back end if we actually get some guys back healthy. Maybe. Probably not. But maybe. 

[Scraps 13,560]

Can't have a kid hold on to a bat he may massacre thousands at Camden

[HtownHorn 14,663]

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

I think the best free agent OFer not named Soto is probably Santander. May be someone I’m forgetting. 

[WBT 20,561]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Whitcomb and Dezenzo becoming our corner IFs next year gives us plenty of money to go get some upgrades in the OF.

Altuve, new CF, Alvarez, Diaz, Tucker, new LF, Pena, Whitcomb, and Dezenzo.

That would be nice.  I'm not sure both will work out but it would be nice.

[Wulaw Horn 19,064]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

That would be nice.  I'm not sure both will work out but it would be nice.

Better to just fix 1B and lf for sure and let it ride at CF and figure one of the kids can hold down 3B if we actually fix LF and 3B. Jake and whoever is the guy at 3B is fine hitting 8 and 9 (and Pena 7) if you get legit bats for the easy offensive positions. 

[David Dennison 18,845]

Uh oh.

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Take the double play 

[WBT 20,561]

Dude, throw the damn ball

[David Dennison 18,845]

Come on, rook.

[Scraps 13,560]

I think the best free agent OFer not named Soto is probably Santander. May be someone I’m forgetting. 

Those are pretty much the only two who are worth a shit...horrible OF class




Dudeee get the double play jfc

[dr99 559]

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Can't have a kid hold on to a bat he may massacre thousands at Camden

It is Baltimore, though.

[David Dennison 18,845]

JFC

[Scraps 13,560]

Abreu going full dipshit

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Damn. We’re in a tight spot 

[elfenix 34,223]

Fuck

[Macklemore 2,876]

FUCK YOU ABREU

[David Dennison 18,845]

Complete fucking meltdown.

Well done, team.

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

Cut Abreu 

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Anti-Tucker in Baltimore from last year 

[Mo Horn 8,824]

Fuck

[Scraps 13,560]

Such a dumbass

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Take the double play 

[WBT 20,561]

that was rather crushed.  Give him credit for gonig up and getting 98.

No W for Hunter

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

I’ll take some of that next year but 
oh man that sucks

[WBT 20,561]

Why is Abreu still in the game?  Wanting his arm to fall all the way off before Sept 1?

[Overlord 366]

That was unfortunate 

[Honeysucklerose 985]

Let a high leverage guy sit for 6 days. Espada you idiot

[Macklemore 2,876]

I’m changing the channel. Waste of a Friday night thanks to Abreu 

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 

[David Dennison 18,845]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 

It happens.

Sucks, though.

[Overlord 366]

Has that ball landed yet?

[Mo Horn 8,824]

And we're done here

[Scraps 13,560]

Nice outing nutsack

[UTexasFight 9,428]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Let a high leverage guy sit for 6 days. Espada you idiot

This sarcasm?

 

”why are you pitching him so much, Espada?! Dumbass!”

 

”why aren’t you pitching him more than once every 6 days, Espada?! Dumbass!”

[Overlord 366]

Go ahead and pull Altuve out of the game. 
 

Hey, put Cabbage in. 
 

Wait wut?

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Well shit. Rangers doing us a solid against Cleveland too. Double whammy.