Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 78764]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

34 year old HoF caliber player taking off a fourth game of the season … slacker. 

 

all of this 

dog days of summer 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Latest conspiracy theory on the interwebz is that Chas died in the offseason and the family swapped in his identical twin brother Jason to collect the $2.85M salary this year.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Well now I regret wearing Heyward out in RF when the Dodgers were here 

[Limp Brisket 549]

 

[UTexasFight 9819]

7 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

 

I expected this the moment his release was announced. I’m surprised it took this long.

 

Edited August 27 by UTexasFight
Edit: I guess it took longer than I thought for him to clear waivers.

[tx 3 putt 78764]

we need to put chas truthers on suicide watch 

 

 

 

hate to see this astro career end  like this but time to sprinkle some astro magic dust in hayward 

[tx 3 putt 78764]

nice … batting .308 vs lefties this season

[tx 3 putt 78764]

 

all the chas truthers, do the honorable thing ….

 

Edited August 27 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I remember when we were searching high and low for a left hand bat in the outfield. Now I think that’s all we have besides Meyers and Dubon. I’m assuming Chas is toast. 
I had a feeling they would look at Heyward. Stat line isn’t great this year but his exit velocity is up from last year and he doesn’t strike out much. He can pinch hit for Meyers in extras a move that damn runner over to third almost every damn time. This is what I’ve been saying about getting bench bats. Get guys like Gamel and Haywood that have been in the league 10 years and had some success. Cheap. Not world beaters. But they will give competitive at bats and get a couple hits. Put the damn ball in play. It’s not like Madris, Cabbage, Hummel, Bannon and all the the other 4A guys we’ve tried that have no skins and swallow their nuts against big league pitching. I think by the end of September Whitcomb and Dezenzo are gonna also make for some tough decisions for playoff roster assuming they keep progressing and Singleton, Chas etc keep sucking.

[Scraps 13812]

Who the fuck are the chas truthers?

[Scraps 13812]

We could always trot Jason Heyward out there next

[Guadaloopy 11139]

For Chas:

[UTexasFight 9819]

I look forward to the:

”we acquired Jason Heyward—released by the Dodgers—for cash” tweet memes when he terrorizes them in the World Series 

 

thats 12’ 10” and 480 lb of OFers we’ve gotten from them.

Edited August 27 by UTexasFight

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Jason Hayward’s last at bat with the Dodgers was a pinch hit 3 run homer in bottom of the 8th to beat the Mariners. Hes already done more to help the Astros than Chas the last week. 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Signing him also probably means we've seen the last of Tucker this year

[Guadaloopy 11139]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Signing him also probably means we've seen the last of Tucker this year

[txduck87 1021]

Who the fuck are the chas truthers?

Well, Mrs. McCormick for one. That’s all I got.

[cabowabo 4692]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

For Chas:

We'll always have this moment together.  Godspeed Chas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOyDnrAZmhA

[Scraps 13812]

Dubon is back


2B Altuve
3B Bregman,
DH Alvarez,
C Diaz,
1B Singleton
SS Peña,
RF Gamel,
CF Meyers,
LF Dubón.
P Verlander

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

Chas isn’t done with the stros. He has options left. They will send him to the minors and try it again next year. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Chas isn’t done with the stros. He has options left. They will send him to the minors and try it again next year. 

He should go down and consider it a rehab assignment for next 30 days. See what happens. Maybe he will see Tucker down there. 

[kevwun 16449]

If Tucker still can't run full speed at this point, I don't think he's playing again this year.

Edited August 27 by kevwun

[cabowabo 4692]

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If Tucker still can't run full speed at this point, I don't think he's playing again this year.

That's probably the actual reason for this move.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Tucker is sprinting in the outfield! Running bases next!

Edited August 27 by Mitch Hedberg

[tx 3 putt 78764]

 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Chas isn’t done with the stros. He has options left. They will send him to the minors and try it again next year. 

Finally some sanity. He’s under contract til ‘27 and has options left. If anything this just means his arb number is gonna be low this off-season 

[Halohal 555]

Let's get going Astros 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Good strong throw from Pena to get the DP.

[Halohal 555]

Singleton putting on a show like Dottie Hinson when catching at first.

[HtownHorn 15231]

I bet if Heyward is in RF last night instead of McCormick, Schwarber doesn't score on that single from Harper.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

11 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Singleton putting on a show like Dottie Hinson when catching at first.

And Bregman is Kat that can’t lay off the high heat 

[Rip76 5022]

We’re not gonna go far with our bullshit batting.

[YChang 3571]

Hmm… concerning 

[David Dennison 19570]

Get it all out of your systems, fellas.

[WBT 20998]

furk

[tx 3 putt 78764]

[Scraps 13812]

Well at least we wont blow a late game lead finally

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Not JVs day today.

[David Dennison 19570]

We really, really, really need Tucker back in this lineup.

[Scraps 13812]

Yainer will never catch JV again lol

[David Dennison 19570]

Warning track power.

[runthebone 8380]

Smart to save the runs for tomorrow

[dr99 566]

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yainer will never catch JV again lol

This guy is available.

 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Bregman's warning track power to RF was frustrating confirmation of that "all his homers are pulled" graphic.

Dubon bunting in that inning would not have disappointed me. So of course, he didn't even try.

[Rip76 5022]

This is so f’ing frustrating 

[David Dennison 19570]

Yordan's last HR was August 11.

[David Dennison 19570]

Derp.

[Scraps 13812]

Jake Meyers don't got that Dubon in him

[Rip76 5022]

Crazy zero effort.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

We're down by 4, but it feels like 14.