Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13813]

Brother in law talk....drink

[tx 3 putt 78789]

damn 97 in philly 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn 97 in philly 

Cold front came through?

[tx 3 putt 78789]

diaz’s first day off since June. damn that’s balling 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

diaz’s first day off since June. damn that’s balling 

Probably a waiver trade 

[HtownHorn 15235]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros-Royals probables: 
 
RHP Hunter Brown (11-7, 3.72) vs. RHP Brady Singer (9-9, 3.38)

LHP Framber Valdez (13-6, 3.27) vs. RHP Seth Lugo (14-8, 4.39)

LHP Yusei Kikuchi (6-9, 4.39) vs. LHP Cole Ragans (10-8, 3.28)

RHP Ronel Blanco (9-6, 3.14) vs. TBA

Little off on Lugo's era. Only missed it by 1.20.

[David Dennison 19571]

Captain Pop Up is back at the worst time.

[UTexasFight 9822]

Oh damn!

 

 

[David Dennison 19571]

Altuve saved that inning from being a complete waste.

[Rip76 5022]

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

[Scraps 13813]

Haha making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

[Hornsbay22 485]

It be real hard to watch the day games in the office when we suck.   

Jose is the greatest Astro of all time. 

[Scraps 13813]

And Spaghetti making Bryce look like a dumdum at the plate

[kevwun 16450]

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry and he can't pour more water on his head in the outfield.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 78789]

 

[UTexasFight 9822]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry.

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

Looking like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Edited August 28 by UTexasFight

[kevwun 16450]

Yet somehow he still manages to look like a filthy hobo.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 78789]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Haha making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

[Hornsbay22 485]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

[hornmpa96 2671]

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

He doesn’t use deodorant at all. Probably smells like the Metro in Paris in August.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

[tx 3 putt 78789]

spaghetti fell off a cliff

[tx 3 putt 78789]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78789]

that wasn’t even close 

[kevwun 16450]

Altuve giveth and Altuve taketh away.

[Rip76 5022]

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

Sorry 

[Hornsbay22 485]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

Gotta mix and match up, play the analytics and try and push a couple runs. 

[Pablo 500]

hell yeah, brother gamel

[tx 3 putt 78789]

gamel !!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Unreal that Gamel has outproduced months of Chas in a week.

[kevwun 16450]

That fan tried really hard to interfere, but he sucks at judging fly balls.

Edited August 28 by kevwun

[Rip76 5022]

So the interference is a benefit?

[tx 3 putt 78789]

bs that run scores

[tx 3 putt 78789]

jake the rake !!!!!

[Hornsbay22 485]

Someone sent that Tucker stat to gamel and Meyers.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

have to do better zach

you're a rook, zero reasons for you to swing at the first pitch 

[kevwun 16450]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the interference is a benefit?

He never actually touched the ball.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

doobie !!!!

[tx 3 putt 78789]

yordan !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hornsbay22 485]

We should trade JV or Schwerber.    They need another starter, and we need a hitter.  

[HtownHorn 15235]

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bregs and Altuve hit Walker well.

hopefully we’re in to their bullpen by the 4th.

 

Good call.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Let’s keep it going!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Altuve two HRs away from his 3rd 20/20 season in his career. That would put him at 2nd all time, tied with Alfonso Soriano. Who actually also had another 20/20 which was actually a 40/40 season but played LF that season. The current leader all time for 2nd basemen is Joe Morgan with 4.

Edited August 28 by HtownHorn

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Gamel has the 2nd best batting average in our lineup today. Just under Yordan, but above Altuve 

[tx 3 putt 78789]

6 pitch inning !!!!

[kevwun 16450]

I am almost convinced that Spaghetti is going to be really good.

[YChang 3575]

I hope he's on that Lance trajectory minus the very unfortunate injuries. 

[kevwun 16450]

He could replace him in the HEB commercials and most people wouldn't notice.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

6 pitch inning !!!!

Would be nice if he could keep that pitch count low enough to pitch 9 innings today. The bullpen could use a day off 

[kevwun 16450]

The wind is really fucking with people today on fly balls.

Edited August 28 by kevwun