Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[HtownHorn 14344]

That might be more opposite field HRs than Alvarez this season.

[David Dennison 17804]

Y'all keep talkin' shit about Dana Brown.

[tx 3 putt 75570]

new guy showing up 

[tx 3 putt 75570]

damn nice pena play 

[Scraps 13490]

Lucky the catcher was running

[UTexasFight 9304]

Radio talking about them checking Framber’s glove between innings.

3 times now.

Royals manager going to talk to the umps. Then umps talking to  Espada.

 

assholes trying to get in Framber’s head 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[runthebone 7894]

Royals manager is just getting Framber mad like Rocky

Maybe don't send Alvarez, Espada.

[David Dennison 17804]

Come on, blue.

[UTexasFight 9304]

Fuck, cuzzi.

open your damn eyes 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13490]

Boss

[oh_snap 692]

La grassa dealing nasty tonight

[Rip76 4883]

Even after the F job.

[David Dennison 17804]

Well, crud.

[HtownHorn 14344]

This is why you have a 6 man rotation, you let the big dog eat if it takes 115 pitches.

 

Also, fuck Espada not bunting Caratini. I don't understand the lack of desire to advance runners and put pressure on the defense.

[Scraps 13490]

Neris/Hader lets go home

Oh for fucks sake Abreu

[David Dennison 17804]

Just now, Scraps said:

Neris/Hader lets go home

You'll get Abreu and like it.

[HtownHorn 14344]

Abreu, hahaha. Espada is such a retard.

[Scraps 13490]

I hate Espada almost as much as OU

[Mo Horn 8723]

Abreu? Really? JFC

[Mo Horn 8723]

Why the fuck did we sign Nerris if we aren't going to use him? 

[Pablo 490]

what the fuck Joe

 

[David Dennison 17804]

Relax, y'all. We're doing the wave.

[Scraps 13490]

Sword

[Rip76 4883]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

what the fuck Joe

 

It's his bday man.

 

[David Dennison 17804]

Of course.

[HtownHorn 14344]

Fuck Espada.

[oh_snap 692]

Literally no surer thing in life than abreu blowing the no-no… obvious to everyone, except Espada 

[Limp Brisket 544]

Win the damn game now.

[David Dennison 17804]

And here comes the meltdown.

[HtownHorn 14344]

Here comes the walk to a shitty OBP guy, followed by a 3-run HR by Witt.

[Scraps 13490]

Fuck espada
Fuck abreu
Fuck the fans for doing the wave
Fuck eschendorker
Fuck carlos beltran
Fuck kansas city BBQ
Fuck patrick Mahomes
Fuck patrick Mahomes brother
Fuck wizard of oz

[David Dennison 17804]

Just now, David Dennison said:

And here comes the meltdown.

Hush.

[Mo Horn 8723]

Worked out, but still think it was a bad choice

[Pablo 490]

release the pucker

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

Can we get some motherfucking insurance? 

[tx 3 putt 75570]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Worked out, but still think it was a bad choice

nerris was the call

[wildcat09 28563]

Yordan’s next homer at home will come in 2025.

[Scraps 13490]

Is 'Carlos Hernandez' the most common name in history of baseball?

[YChang 3394]

Give Yordan some AR Goggles or something so it doesn’t feel like he’s playing at home. 

[HtownHorn 14344]

Don't strike out Pena.

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fuck espada
Fuck abreu
Fuck the fans for doing the wave
Fuck eschendorker
Fuck carlos beltran
Fuck kansas city BBQ
Fuck patrick Mahomes
Fuck patrick Mahomes brother
Fuck wizard of oz

You are missing the obvious one.

Fuck Bud Selig.

[David Dennison 17804]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't strike out Pena.

[UTexasFight 9304]

23 hours ago, dr99 said:

It's time for Abreu's phantom injury IL stint. Pressly looked refreshed.

 

23 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah, I expected it on Labor Day. After this series.

probably needed to happen today already

Sigh

[Mo Horn 8723]

There you go JP

[UTexasFight 9304]

Wow,  Kyle Isbell throw like Jason to not even attempt a throw home there?

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight
I guess it was deeper than I originally thought

[Dutchrudder 11076]

Nice, now go get some more. 

[tx 3 putt 75570]

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

[David Dennison 17804]

Strike two? Really, blue?

[Mo Horn 8723]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Nice, now go get some more. 

Would have been nice. Alas, no

[Scraps 13490]

Wow,  Kyle Isbell throw like Jason to not even attempt a throw home there?

His hand was on a gun

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

Espada is whats wrong with Neris

[Wulaw Horn 18919]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

Nah. He’s just the fireman guy that comes in mid inning.