Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[HtownHorn 15235]

That might be more opposite field HRs than Alvarez this season.

[David Dennison 19574]

Y'all keep talkin' shit about Dana Brown.

[tx 3 putt 78815]

new guy showing up 

[tx 3 putt 78815]

damn nice pena play 

[Scraps 13813]

Lucky the catcher was running

[UTexasFight 9836]

Radio talking about them checking Framber’s glove between innings.

3 times now.

Royals manager going to talk to the umps. Then umps talking to  Espada.

 

assholes trying to get in Framber’s head 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[runthebone 8380]

Royals manager is just getting Framber mad like Rocky

Maybe don't send Alvarez, Espada.

[David Dennison 19574]

Come on, blue.

[UTexasFight 9836]

Fuck, cuzzi.

open your damn eyes 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13813]

Boss

[oh_snap 694]

La grassa dealing nasty tonight

[Rip76 5023]

Even after the F job.

[David Dennison 19574]

Well, crud.

[HtownHorn 15235]

This is why you have a 6 man rotation, you let the big dog eat if it takes 115 pitches.

 

Also, fuck Espada not bunting Caratini. I don't understand the lack of desire to advance runners and put pressure on the defense.

[Scraps 13813]

Neris/Hader lets go home

Oh for fucks sake Abreu

[David Dennison 19574]

Just now, Scraps said:

Neris/Hader lets go home

You'll get Abreu and like it.

[HtownHorn 15235]

Abreu, hahaha. Espada is such a retard.

[Scraps 13813]

I hate Espada almost as much as OU

[Mo Horn 8945]

Abreu? Really? JFC

[Mo Horn 8945]

Why the fuck did we sign Nerris if we aren't going to use him? 

[Pablo 500]

what the fuck Joe

 

[David Dennison 19574]

Relax, y'all. We're doing the wave.

[Scraps 13813]

Sword

[Rip76 5023]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

what the fuck Joe

 

It's his bday man.

 

[David Dennison 19574]

Of course.

[HtownHorn 15235]

Fuck Espada.

[oh_snap 694]

Literally no surer thing in life than abreu blowing the no-no… obvious to everyone, except Espada 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Win the damn game now.

[David Dennison 19574]

And here comes the meltdown.

[HtownHorn 15235]

Here comes the walk to a shitty OBP guy, followed by a 3-run HR by Witt.

[Scraps 13813]

Fuck espada
Fuck abreu
Fuck the fans for doing the wave
Fuck eschendorker
Fuck carlos beltran
Fuck kansas city BBQ
Fuck patrick Mahomes
Fuck patrick Mahomes brother
Fuck wizard of oz

[David Dennison 19574]

Just now, David Dennison said:

And here comes the meltdown.

Hush.

[Mo Horn 8945]

Worked out, but still think it was a bad choice

[Pablo 500]

release the pucker

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

Can we get some motherfucking insurance? 

[tx 3 putt 78815]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Worked out, but still think it was a bad choice

nerris was the call

[wildcat09 29601]

Yordan’s next homer at home will come in 2025.

[Scraps 13813]

Is 'Carlos Hernandez' the most common name in history of baseball?

[YChang 3577]

Give Yordan some AR Goggles or something so it doesn’t feel like he’s playing at home. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

Don't strike out Pena.

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fuck espada
Fuck abreu
Fuck the fans for doing the wave
Fuck eschendorker
Fuck carlos beltran
Fuck kansas city BBQ
Fuck patrick Mahomes
Fuck patrick Mahomes brother
Fuck wizard of oz

You are missing the obvious one.

Fuck Bud Selig.

[David Dennison 19574]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't strike out Pena.

[UTexasFight 9836]

23 hours ago, dr99 said:

It's time for Abreu's phantom injury IL stint. Pressly looked refreshed.

 

23 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah, I expected it on Labor Day. After this series.

probably needed to happen today already

Sigh

[Mo Horn 8945]

There you go JP

[UTexasFight 9836]

Wow,  Kyle Isbell throw like Jason to not even attempt a throw home there?

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight
I guess it was deeper than I originally thought

[Dutchrudder 11249]

Nice, now go get some more. 

[tx 3 putt 78815]

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

[David Dennison 19574]

Strike two? Really, blue?

[Mo Horn 8945]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Nice, now go get some more. 

Would have been nice. Alas, no

[Scraps 13813]

Wow,  Kyle Isbell throw like Jason to not even attempt a throw home there?

His hand was on a gun

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

Espada is whats wrong with Neris

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully nothing wrong with nerris. he was up first and getting ready 

Nah. He’s just the fireman guy that comes in mid inning.