Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9838]

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

A homerun now would give him the W for the game. 

Still a blown save. But this works!

[YChang 3578]

Thanks Jose!

[billfromlaketravis 11889]

There goes that man. 

[Scraps 13814]

Da

[tx 3 putt 78848]

win the series tomorrow 

[David Dennison 19574]

[Mo Horn 8945]

Tuve

[BrazilHorn 6857]

Altuve!!!!

[UTexasFight 9838]

Saved us from Manfred ball/automatic loss!

[David Dennison 19574]

That was on deck as the new worst loss of the season.

Not no mo'!

LFG!!!!

[Rip76 5023]

This fucking guy.

[HtownHorn 15236]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

grae kissinger is @HtownHorn’s cousin ?

I would never let a relative go to Ole Miss.

[Scraps 13814]

These fucking Royals have almost beat us by getting 4 hits and then 2 hits.

We need to blow them out tomorrow

[UTexasFight 9838]

Idk that have any real fans, but how demoralizing must it be to be a mariners fan and having to watch your offense all year and then look up and see the Astros doing what they do and finding ways to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat the way we have the last couple of months 

[tx 3 putt 78848]

win

this

fucking 

series 

tomorrow 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Idk that have any real fans, but how demoralizing must it be to be a mariners fan and having to watch your offense all year and then look up and see the Astros doing what they do and finding ways to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat the way we have the last couple of months 

 

ask a yankees or red sox fan 😂😂😂😂

[UTexasFight 9838]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

These fucking Royals have almost beat us by getting 4 hits and then 2 hits.

We need to blow them out tomorrow

We lost by 1 run in 10 innings in the first game against them this year and they proceeded to curb stomp us winning by 9 and 10 the next two.

let’s do that 

[runthebone 8380]

Thank you, Jose

[Storm the Field 5367]

2024, the Year of the Cardiac Astros. We have now 73 wins, and it feels like maybe 10 of them were easy.

[hornmpa96 2672]

[WBT 21040]

Hader has 14 decisions on the season now?  Somehow that's snuck up on me.

[tx 3 putt 78848]

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

2024, the Year of the Cardiac Astros. We have now 73 wins, and it feels like maybe 10 of them were easy.

 

27 - 0 to hit 100 wins !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78848]

surly callers lines up for the post game radio show.

host just made a pre statement - before you call, it’s a game in late aug and the goal is to win, vs a better team hahaha

Edited August 31 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9838]

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hader has 14 decisions on the season now?  Somehow that's snuck up on me.

Maybe.

felt like every other game the first few weeks of the season he was coming in a tie game or blew a game and left it tied 

[UTexasFight 9838]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly calls red lines up for the post game radio show. host just made a pre statement - before you call, it’s a game in late aug and the goal is to win, vs a better team hahaha

Forgot his name, but that dude has to have the worst job having to toe the company line and argue with the mouth breathers that call in after a tough game.

i don’t listen often..usually only after games I attend on my drive back to Austin… but it’s always popcorn-eating worthy waiting to hear what nonsense Dale in Deer Park is going to call in with.

 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78848]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Forgot his name, but that dude has to have the worst job having to tow the company line and argue with the mouth breathers that call in after a tough game.

i don’t listen often..usually only after games I attend on my drive back to Austin… but it’s always popcorn-eating worthy waiting to hear what nonsense Dale in Deer Park is going to call in with.

 

 

iheart radio 790, the host changes 

it’s usually a good listen. they criticize astro moves and decisions 

Edited August 31 by tx 3 putt

[David Dennison 19574]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Maybe.

felt like every other game the first few weeks of the season he was coming in a tie game or blew a game and left it tied 

Hader's been excellent this season.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

With Bregman out a lot, the left side of our infield has been an adventure lately. And not the fun kind. Let's get that out of our system pronto. 

[tx 3 putt 78848]

[Guadaloopy 11139]

None of us deserve him.

 

[UTexasFight 9838]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s from the other day.

It’s down to .182 after tonight.

a no-hitter tomorrow and we tie that Cleveland number… .17355

 

Edited August 31 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13814]

Spank bank photo

[tx 3 putt 78848]

 

Edited August 31 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78848]

 

[tx 3 putt 78848]

 

[hornmpa96 2672]

10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s from the other day.

It’s down to .182 after tonight.

a no-hitter tomorrow and we tie that Cleveland number… .17355

 

Potentially the best month of pitching since the mound was lowered in 1969.

[runthebone 8380]

48 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Potentially the best month of pitching since the mound was lowered in 1969.

Pretty amazing, considering they would have done it despite not having Pressly for half the month...

 

...

 

Anyway, put Kikuchi down for 5-2/3 no hit innings today.

[oh_snap 694]

Horns and Astros double header today. Glorious day

[runthebone 8380]

Darren Baker got called up to the majors.  Dusty and the family must be so excited. 

[billfromlaketravis 11889]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Darren Baker got called up to the majors.  Dusty and the family must be so excited. 

Dusty had a kid at 50. If only his managerial style was as bold as his personal life. 

[UTPhil2006 3932]

Junk claimed by As 

[runthebone 8380]

10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Junk claimed by As 

Dana should have told them not to touch his Junk.

[Scraps 13814]

Ummm ok

[David Dennison 19574]

I have a feeling it's gonna be like that for the duration.

[runthebone 8380]

I trust this medical staff with Bregman's elbow 

[tx 3 putt 78848]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I trust this medical staff with Bregman's elbow 

 

bone chips in the elbow fucking suck

wouldn’t be shocked if he just doesn’t shuts it down for the year 

Edited August 31 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13814]

Hes fine. They need to DH him. He even said it doesn't hurt to swing

[tx 3 putt 78848]

[UTexasFight 9838]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Ummm ok

I’m considering driving down from Austin for the game tomorrow… but will probably have to make that decision before the lineup is posted, and terrified what it will look like.

i expect Espada is going to sit one or two main guys tomorrow and Monday to give them a 3 day break ahead of the final month 

[Scraps 13814]

Ughh. Royals got Yuli to fill 1B....supposed to be Abreu yo

[tx 3 putt 78848]

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ughh. Royals got Yuli to fill 1B....supposed to be Abreu yo

 

 

 

zero clue why we didn’t make this move