Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[kevwun 15,540]

I like leaving Diaz behind Yordan.  Dude comes through time after time when teams walk Yordan.

[UTexasFight 9,315]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I like leaving Diaz behind Yordan.  Dude comes through time after time when teams walk Yordan.

Team leader in RBIs

[kevwun 15,540]

He has a talent for going the other way.  It's like he can do it at will.

Edited September 4 by kevwun

[UTexasFight 9,315]

51 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Picking up Hayward recently on waivers was pure luck. I'm happy he's here, but that seems to be more fortune than a real plan.  

 

Technically a FA signing, not claimed off waivers. Were contract terms ever announced? I’m curious what we had to pay to land him as I know other teams were interested  

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Technically a FA signing, not claimed off waivers. Were contract terms ever announced? I’m curious what we had to pay to land him as I know other teams were interested  

 

Jason Heyward signed a 1 year , $740,000 contract with the Houston Astros, including $740,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $740,000. In 2024, Heyward will earn a base salary of $123,318, while carrying a total salary of $740,000. Heyward's adjusted salary with the Houston Astros is $123,318

 

[UTPhil2006 3,785]

League min/6 roughly. 

[wood 11,088]

On 9/3/2024 at 2:43 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Fucking off days, man.

Yeah and a pretty weird one, right in the middle of the series.

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

we had an opening day, then an off day on day #2

if i remember correctly 

[Jshep34 2,297]

Team leader in RBIs

Somewhere Dusty is still confident playing maldy over him was the correct decision

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

what kind of weirdo gets a random haircut in a different city ????

fuckign chas 

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

that place is empty

 

[wood 11,088]

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

we had an opening day, then an off day on day #2

if i remember correctly 

I think you're right, and yeah, that was stupid too.

[Gourmand 7,773]

fuckin Cincy man.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Hope Spaghetti hasn’t been reading his press clippings 

[Gourmand 7,773]

I can't wait to see what Ty France does....

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

reds advance scouting doing a good job, imo

 

[Scraps 13,510]

Spaghetti turning into Skyline Chili

[Gourmand 7,773]

Fucking Ty France is just a lock to get a hit against us

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

wheels falling off here

[Gourmand 7,773]

Spaghetti's body language is like Framber when he's lost it

[Gourmand 7,773]

get him out of the game now

[Scraps 13,510]

I blame his stupid cleats. Go change your shoes fuckhead

[Gourmand 7,773]

ballgame folks

[Scraps 13,510]

Oh a Pena fuckup is cherry on top

[wood 11,088]

Fuck you, Spaghetti. JFC.

[UTexasFight 9,315]

Having flashbacks

 

Edited September 4 by UTexasFight

[HOOKEM4 5,006]

Let's just shit the bed gold glove. Fuck I am irrationally angry at his dumbass right now.

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

he’s toast 

[Scraps 13,510]

Im having flashbacks to Hunter Brown a few months ago...fuck 30 years ago

[Rip76 4,896]

Haha.  Well, I can clean my house tonight.

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

anyone want to get wings and beers ??

[Scraps 13,510]

Give the award back.

And don't use new fucking stupid looking shoes when you are rolling for starts in a row dummy

[kevwun 15,540]

Good job Espada.

[Scraps 13,510]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 
anyone want to get wings and beers ??

Id rather listen to Bagwell

[Gourmand 7,773]

We need to sign Lance Berkman for this series

[UTexasFight 9,315]

Just now, Gourmand said:

We need to sign Lance Berkman for this series

And Oswalt

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

all the runs !!!

[dr99 551]

 

[tx 3 putt 75,895]

[Scraps 13,510]

Espada might as well sit Bregman down now

[HOOKEM4 5,006]

I love it when I have a long ass day at work full of shit, come home to start the game late and see a walk, error, rage out and come back into the room to see we gave up another 2 runs on idgaf. Turning this off and going to vacuum or some shit. We really need to take this playoff race seriously. 

[Scraps 13,510]

I love it when I have a long ass day at work full of shit, come home to start the game late and see a walk, error, rage out and come back into the room to see we gave up another 2 runs on idgaf. Turning this off and going to vacuum or some shit. We really need to take this playoff race seriously. 

Lol calm down son. Go drink a beer or 4

[Scraps 13,510]

Hahaha there goes your no hitter fucker

[Scraps 13,510]

Why the fuck are we taking 3-0 pitches at this point. Green light mothetfuckers lets move this along

[Gourmand 7,773]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Espada might as well sit Bregman down now

This

[Gourmand 7,773]

Pena needs to get his head right. he's fucked up too many games with his glove lately.

[UTexasFight 9,315]

8 zeroes from our staff.

a 9 inning picket fence

 

….and we can lose it in the 10th because we never win in extras 

[Gourmand 7,773]

9-1 game that should be 3-1.

[Scraps 13,510]

Here we come bitches!

[Scraps 13,510]

"Crushed" not even to warning track dildo